What Are You Thonking? v. "I am postals bitch" - Gurant 2015 - General

I went to the dentist today. I have to wear 2 elastics 24/7 and 3 when I'm sleeping. They're all on the same side. It hurts like crap.

[QUOTE=Fredrika;48632141]you guys never learn[/QUOTE] :hiddendowns:

Commander Shitpost here, ready to commence the attack!

I wanna dirty you up some, then I wanna lick you clean

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48632170]:goodjob: now we're about to start shit posting and closing the thread faster[/QUOTE] Yay!

[QUOTE=Jebus;48632180]I wanna dirty you up some, then I wanna lick you clean[/QUOTE] :sex101:

I found out that there is a twitter called "Anti-Fem Comics" :speechless:

6 days this thread has been open

Ugh, I feel so sick.

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48632214]6 days this thread has been open[/QUOTE] MGSV, school and work killed the speed. The thread is actually readable.

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48632219]Ugh, I feel so sick.[/QUOTE] go to bed

I cant sleep because im losing my fucking mind right now and all my friends are asleep so i cant talk to anyone to put my mind to ease

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;48632227]go to bed[/QUOTE] Strangely, I feel even more shit in bed.

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48632233]Strangely, I feel even more shit in bed.[/QUOTE] Sleep standing up, like a cow

quick! we need to reach 5000 posts before. :asdfghjkl;':

Just a friendly reminder that 9/11 is in 4 days.

[QUOTE=Havolis;48632248]Just a friendly reminder that 9/11 is in 4 days.[/QUOTE] It's already been 14 years. Wow.

wow it is freaking September already, why does time go so fast.

[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1484615"]Reading this headline[/URL] makes me glad that my phone's so outdated it doesn't have a front-facing camera.

Maybe one day I'll have friends that want to play the same videogames as me. The only time I play videogames with friends is fucking Minecraft and even then the people on that server are all building thousands of blocks away from me, so it just ends up being a singleplayer game with a chat room attached.

what's the think? v. think the thonk [editline]7th September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48632324][URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1484615"]Reading this headline[/URL] makes me glad that my phone's so outdated it doesn't have a front-facing camera.[/QUOTE] so you're using that app

[QUOTE=Limed00d;48632331]what's the think? v. think the thonk[/QUOTE] Whoever next OP is, please make this the thread title. [QUOTE=Limed00d;48632331]so you're using that app[/QUOTE] I don't use porn apps because I'm not fucking stupid.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48632324][URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1484615"]Reading this headline[/URL] makes me glad that my phone's so outdated it doesn't have a front-facing camera.[/QUOTE] This is why you should never use porn apps [editline]7th September 2015[/editline] Like what's the point of them just use ur browser lol

need to cum? there's an app for that

[QUOTE=Limed00d;48632365]need to cum? there's an app for that[/QUOTE] i have erectile dysfunction is there an app for that

[QUOTE=Blazedol;48632380]i have erectile dysfunction is there an app for that[/QUOTE] no

oh my god i had a weird dream that involved a prank creating a giant spider monster thing blocking the stairs to heaven at my college. what the hell...

[QUOTE=matt000024;48632420]oh my god i had a weird dream that involved a prank creating a giant spider monster thing blocking the stairs to heaven at my college. what the hell...[/QUOTE] Did you piss off Saint Peter?

[QUOTE=kilerabv;48632422]Did you piss off Saint Peter?[/QUOTE] not that i know of. it was only a prank though in the end and even going in i knew it was a prank, but it still freaked me the fuck out.

stairway to heaAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH