What Are You Thonking? v. "I am postals bitch" - Gurant 2015 - General

people act like 50 shades is the only erotic novel out there jesus christ yeah its pretty popular, and probably one of the only mainstream ones out there that broke the mold but still, its not a fucking masterpiece...

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;48613217]No. "BUT HOLY FUCK IS THIS WRONG" [video=youtube;XkLqAlIETkA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA[/video][/QUOTE] jesus fucking christ this gives me an idea though a facepunch audio cover of the entire novel, or at least the fucked up parts heheheh

[QUOTE=cr2142;48613227]jesus fucking christ this gives me an idea though a facepunch audio cover of the entire novel, or at least the fucked up parts heheheh[/QUOTE] 97.5% of the time these "_____ covers _____" ideas end up being so horrible that everyone involved commits seppuku from the shame

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;48613249]97.5% of the time these "_____ covers _____" ideas end up being so horrible that everyone involved commits seppuku from the shame[/QUOTE] how can you not enjoy this absolutely cheeky masterpiece [video=youtube;y6jJqh4e65s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6jJqh4e65s[/video]

'sup, fools. Did I miss anything interesting last night?

so you think you can dance facepunch edition. get up on stage and dance like you really have to take a shit but someone is in the bathroom, and be judged by famed facepunch mods and garry himself! :dance:

[t]http://www2.ul.ie/pp/graphics/Limerick_City_Night__36.jpg[/t] Look at this place. Looks nice, doesn't it? [t]http://www.dervala.net/images/two-fingers.jpeg[/t] Well, it's not. Limerick City is nicknamed Stab City. [B]Don't go there.[/B]

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;48612731][VID]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/4lx8rtpylhgywjz/johncenadoo.webm?dl=0[/VID] i can't handle this [editline]4th September 2015[/editline] it's 100% real [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/08utjeferxmpb62/ok.png?dl=0[/img][/QUOTE] 👌

For a moment I thought I had to start getting ready for class, then I remembered I don't go for another hour. Maybe I should do something productive. [editline]4th September 2015[/editline] Figuring out that I can sculpt basic vector shapes into new things that don't resemble the originals is one of the best things I've discovered this week.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fBC3D9I.png[/img] Uh... What am I declining??

[QUOTE=Skyward;48613572][img]http://i.imgur.com/fBC3D9I.png[/img] Uh... What am I declining??[/QUOTE] To answer.

I had a nightmare that I had to study accounting+geometry this semester. :scream:

I bet somebody out there strongly dislikes Starship Troopers for its hatred towards bugs. Same person is likely trying to start the Twitter campaign of #BugLivesMatter.

I want to start a juggalo ska band called Clown 9 but instead of trumpets and trombones it's all clown horn sounds

[QUOTE=Glitchman;48613653]I want to start a juggalo ska band called Clown 9 but instead of trumpets and trombones it's all clown horn sounds[/QUOTE] I'd create a band where all we did was play the kazoo and accordion all day.

To clareffy. It wasn't accounting and geometry as separate subjects. It was a weird form of accounting that used geometry. :scream::scream::scream:

Found this dude on Steam who claims to "literaly have no fetish". Either he's bullshitting or he hasn't lived life to the fullest.

What lead the conversation to such a weird place.

Guys holy fuck I'm being attacked by a cat rn She's just sitting here with her paw on my arm waiting for me to make my move :worried:

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;48613724]Found this dude on Steam who claims to "literaly have no fetish". Either he's bullshitting or he hasn't lived life to the fullest.[/QUOTE] having no fetish is a fetish [editline]4th September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=ZnT00;48613741]Guys holy fuck I'm being attacked by a cat rn She's just sitting here with her paw on my arm waiting for me to make my move :worried:[/QUOTE] I read this as "attracted to" instead of attacked and the whole thing still made awkward sense

[QUOTE=ZnT00;48613741]Guys holy fuck I'm being attacked by a cat rn She's just sitting here with her paw on my arm waiting for me to make my move :worried:[/QUOTE] Look her in the eyes and make your back look bigger. Assert your dominance!

[QUOTE=kilerabv;48613749]Look her in the eyes and make your back look bigger. Assert your dominance![/QUOTE] I'm petting her now I couldn't resist

Current mood: [t]http://www.gengame.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/big-boss-demon.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=Paranoia10;48613774]Current mood: [t]http://www.gengame.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/big-boss-demon.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] you feel happy?

Morning

[QUOTE=Davidn64;48613805]you feel happy?[/QUOTE] If wanting to scream my lungs out like a madman, out of pure regret means I'm feeling happy, then I've never been happier.

lol remind me not to make Oghren angry He just slaughtered a team of templars near singlehandedly in under 5 seconds He is the best drunk

holy shit every class in my school is asking for pronouns

[QUOTE=Svinnik;48613839]holy shit every class in my school is asking for pronouns[/QUOTE] what

[QUOTE=fear me;48613849]what[/QUOTE] like this: "please say your name, what you would like to be called, your pronouns, and one fact about yourself"