Tell them that the rowboater killed you wife and kids and raped them
"Even if that were true, it wouldn't explain why you stole a rowboat, killed an innocent man, and tried to run! Coincidentally, that man was my son, you sick fuck!"
The innocent man was in on it. You had to steal the rowboat because you have OCD and needed to row. Also, you're that guys father
I'm gonna wait for some other people to post haha
Yeah I was waiting for you to say that :v:
Push the person in front of you down, hopefully knocking down the guy behind him too, then shoot the guy with the flintlock pistol in the chest.
And then run across the two people you knocked down and exit the tavern.
Drink some beer saying we're all friends here. Then smash some buff civilian in the head with the glass blaming the people that blocked your exit did it. Instant bar fight. Then walk out the door.
You push the two men in front of you. The man with the gun drawn, panicked, fires at first sight of your movement and misses your ear by mere centimeters. The ball strikes an onlooker in the side of the head, killing him. The entire tavern stands up, most drawing firearms.
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Shove your buddy into the group of enemy's and make a run for it.
Grab red's gun and kick him in the chest, then run out the door with your friend.
Just make a break for it, the only guy that has a gun and is in your way already fired his pistol, and these take a long time to reload
[QUOTE=Sharker;24476371]Grab red's gun and kick him in the chest, then run out the door with your friend.[/QUOTE]
This and give the second pistol back to your friend. He did, after all, give you his gun, you should return the favor.
You grab the gun and run out the door as a brawl takes place. There's a merchant ship that's busy loading and unloading goods.
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Sneak onto the ship, steal a bunch of stuff.
Sneak onto the ship, take the captain hostage.
Sneak onto the ship, sell some fine leather jackets.
Yes! You have taken my suggestion :3:
Take out two men secretly, have your friend and you put on the outfits, then when the ship sails out. Turn on the ships crew, Taking most hostage, and asking if they want to be part of your pirate crew, if they don't, kill them.
But also steal some fine leather jackets and sell it back to the people who join your crew as a welcome gesture.
sneak onto the ship, dress as pirate, kill cap later, maraud!
sneak on to the ship Kill the captain and say your the new one sail off to the sea on an adventure to find:
[B]The floating islands of behemoth![/B]
Basically Livewires except then conquer an island and build a jacket making factory and sell the jackets and become known as "THE FEARSOME JACKET PIRATE".
And how do you suppose you sneak onto the ship?
Bribe a crew member into sneaking you and your friend onto the ship.
Shoot them in the face
Go on a adventure sail off to the floating islands of behemoth naow!
You Bribe a crew member by Handing Him 5 silver coins Sneak into the cargo area and grab what you can.
Bribe anyone that sees you come onto the ship and claim your a crew member. Sail the open seas, then at night kill the crew and take the ship with your friend.
[B]Do what you want 'cuz a pirate is free. You are a pirate![/B]
Row over to the other boat, not the big one the other small one, untie the rope/shoot it. Get your buddy to row away with it. Two boats for further shenanigans.
[B]RAPE AND PILLAGE!!![/B]
/caps
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You sneak into the crew's quarters and fall asleep in some hammocks.
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