[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172255]by the way i am literally a spaz, i was born with [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyspraxia]dyspraxia[/url] so I am terminally uncoordinated
funnily enough, video games have helped massively with developing my hand-eye co-ordination, who says they're all bad? :smug:[/QUOTE]
One of my mates brothers has that and dyslexia, he is very uncoordinated so I understand what half of what you go through lol
bad reading? I see my mates brother alot and know what he's like so i do understand dyspraxia
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;18172301]Tips for talking to women:
Pretend like you're talking to a guy friend, girls really aren't that much different from men except for the whole vagina thing.
Be somewhat of an ass, but not overly assish or else they'll think you're a jerk and not talk to you.
Be funny, girls like humor.
But all in all just follow the first tip for the most part.[/QUOTE]What if you have social problems tho
[QUOTE=dcalde78;18172304]FUCKING GOD DAMN lT[/QUOTE]
Goddamnit, even I can get you worked up a bit.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;18172301]Tips for talking to women:
Pretend like you're talking to a guy friend, girls really aren't that much different from men except for the whole vagina thing.
Be somewhat of an ass, but not overly assish or else they'll think you're a jerk and not talk to you.
Be funny, girls like humor.
But all in all just follow the first tip for the most part.[/QUOTE]
See, even I can do this.
Although there's one girl in particular who brings out the assish-ness in me. I pretty much just take the piss out of her 24/7 :v:
please don't tell me she'll like me because of it :ohdear:
on halloween i was talking to a group of 5 girls and one of them said i looked like ray quinn in a nice way
but i hate ray quinn so fook
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172297]Here's an idea: stop hanging around on Facepunch and go watch some popular shows. X-Factor, Heroes, whatever, it'll give you something to talk about.
By the way, you don't need to have stuff in common with someone to be a friend y'know. I was best friends (and prom date :3:) with the queen bitch of the school and we were basically polar opposites :v:[/QUOTE]
I tend not to watch TV much. And I'm on my laptop in front of the TV most of the time.
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;18172313]What if you have social problems tho[/QUOTE]
Define social problems, because if you can't even talk to other guys then you need to get on the ball. To talk to other guys just bring up anything, like say something smart or funny, just act like you're talking to yourself.
[QUOTE=Giner;18172310]One of my mates brothers has that and dyslexia, he is very uncoordinated so I understand what half of what you go through lol[/QUOTE]
ya it really sucks
strangely, my brother and dad had dyslexia but I've avoided it by getting something worse :v: but at least I can spell.
on the other hand, panic attacks suck balllls in ways you cannot imagine
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;18172357]Define social problems, because if you can't even talk to other guys then you need to get on the ball. To talk to other guys just bring up anything, like say something smart or funny, just act like you're talking to yourself.[/QUOTE]social problems = likes anime
heh
[QUOTE=dcalde78;18172352]I tend not to watch TV much. And I'm on my laptop in front of the TV most of the time.[/QUOTE]
Yes this is why I said stop hanging around on Facepunch. Put down the damn laptop and make an effort because a life does not just [I]happen[/I] to you.
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172297]Here's an idea: stop hanging around on Facepunch and go watch some popular shows. X-Factor, Heroes, whatever, it'll give you something to talk about.
By the way, you don't need to have stuff in common with someone to be a friend y'know. I was best friends (and prom date :3:) with the [b]queen bitch[/b] of the school and we were basically polar opposites :v:[/QUOTE]
I didn't knew you and HCR were in the same school.
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18172407]I didn't knew you and HCR were in the same school.[/QUOTE]
hahaha, oh wow
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172335]See, even I can do this.
Although there's one girl in particular who brings out the assish-ness in me. I pretty much just take the piss out of her 24/7 :v:
please don't tell me she'll like me because of it :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Some girls actually like it when you're an ass to them, but that's a more advanced thing to master. I was friends with a girl last year and all we did was just say assish things to each other but we got along in the end
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172297]Here's an idea: stop hanging around on Facepunch and go watch some popular shows. X-Factor, Heroes, whatever, it'll give you something to talk about.
By the way, you don't need to have stuff in common with someone to be a friend y'know. I was best friends (and prom date :3:) with the queen bitch of the school and we were basically polar opposites :v:[/QUOTE]What if your poor and have no cable? :frown:
FUCKS SAKE lTS RAINING AGAIN
Better not be bloody raining when I have to get the bus in the morning cause I'll get soaked.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;18172413]hahaha, oh wow[/QUOTE]
Even I can pull good replies, young grassshoper.
I talk to girls more than guys, probably. Most of the time I just pretend to be really sexist and tease them lots, but when I like someone like Amy I make a point of teasing and being "horrible" (pretending) to everyone but her and instead defending her honour with the fiery venom of a fiery thing in fiery season.
We're normally gasping for air from laughing so much, half of the time. :smile:
It's nice being able to make somebody laugh. She's such an awesome girl :dance:
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;18172435]Even I can pull good replies, young grassshoper.[/QUOTE]
I can too.
Fookin computer keeps slowing down :argh:
Switching to iPod mode in a few minutes, just gotta clear cookies, maybe that's what's causing it.
[QUOTE=kamikaze470;18172422]What if your poor and have no cable? :frown:[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.ninjavideo.net/[/url]
[QUOTE=Robbobin;18172455]I talk to girls more than guys, probably. Most of the time I just pretend to be really sexist and tease them lots, but when I like someone like Amy I make a point of teasing and being "horrible" (pretending) to everyone but her and instead defending her honour with the fiery venom of a fiery thing in fiery season.
We're normally gasping for air from laughing so much, half of the time. :smile:
It's nice being able to make somebody laugh. She's such an awesome girl :dance:[/QUOTE]
I know that feeling, I have like 1 guy friend for every 5 or 10 girl friends.
new avatar time
i'm gonna nick something from deviantart
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172379]Yes this is why I said stop hanging around on Facepunch. Put down the damn laptop and make an effort because a life does not just [I]happen[/I] to you.[/QUOTE]
I dunno, I'm inclined to disagree. All of the most significant things in my life happen totally by accident, haha :smile:
But I guess you can't rely on chance, and I've been pretty fucking miserable a lot, until fairly recently. ;D
[QUOTE=Robbobin;18172455]I talk to girls more than guys, probably. Most of the time I just pretend to be really sexist and tease them lots, but when I like someone like Amy I make a point of teasing and being "horrible" (pretending) to everyone but her and instead defending her honour with the fiery venom of a fiery thing in fiery season.
We're normally gasping for air from laughing so much, half of the time. :smile:
It's nice being able to make somebody laugh. She's such an awesome girl :dance:[/QUOTE]
well right now I don't really have any friends, pretty much all my school friends screwed me over in various ways and I haven't really settled in at college yet
in fact hannah's pretty much the only one who actually starts talking to me on msn :v:
[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18172491]new avatar time
i'm gonna nick something from deviantart[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/544/streetlightm.png[/img]
It's shit, I know.
Sometimes when I'm alone in the kitchen I make loud moaning sounds
[QUOTE=benzi2k8;18172345]on halloween i was talking to a group of 5 girls and one of them said i looked like ray quinn in a nice way
but i hate ray quinn so fook[/QUOTE]
I got told I look like the lead singer of Coldplay
But I don't like Coldplay :saddowns:
But for the most part my friendships have happened by chance, I'm just offering some good advice
I just saw my new class photo (:dance:) and, not suprisingly, I looked like an Yugoslavian war criminal.
Wonder what Licking my elbow tastes like..
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