• Vending Machine Game
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The machine hovers slightly above the ground. I put in a spellcard.
You get ripped off and are now down one spellcard. I put in Facepunch.
You get Fakepunch. I put in Smartness.
You get instabanned. I put in a teabag.
You get ground up tea leaves and paper shreds. I put in a 1up.
You get a health mushroom. I put in a gnome.
A dwarf pops out. I put in a Canadian coin.
maple syrup seeps out I put in my ballsack
You get horrendously devoured by a zombified Katey Greene. I POOT DISPENSAR HERE.
YOU ARE devoured by heavy I put in my avatar
You are a laptop ontop of yoda in a white robe next to a bandolier of dynamite? I put in a spool of duck tape. Not duct tape, duck tape.
You get Duct Tape I put in a Subatomic Nuclear Warhead
NO its a cat with a headress, a tophat and suicide bomb. The machine gives you a bunch of feathers I put my avatar in again? [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] :ninja:
You get arrested for animal cruelty. I put in a Ukranian exoskeleton
you get back a russian spider i put in the bees knees
You get honey. I put in a Henry Rifle.
you get henry rifle pack-a-punch i put in bomb
You get a MOAB I put in hamture
*just ignore this post* but wtf is hamture
You get a spelling suggestion: Hampshire I put in an M-920 Cain
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