[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;19700340]I was though. Thats my defence. See if I was trying to go all like "OH LOL I WAS BEING SARCASTIC" I'd try harder. But what ever. Most of FP makes posts like that. So GTFO. Go away. And stuff like that.[/QUOTE]
:downs:
The odds of him being a father aren't great. This thread is stupid. How bout she takes a test first then make a thread.
Have you called everyone in your family and told them you had sex, so there is a chance the girl you had sex with is pregnant?
[QUOTE=Mr Drover;19700249][img]http://www.octopusmom.com/images/9-week_human_embryo_from_ectopic_pregnancy.jpg[/img]
Hey Dad![/QUOTE]
[img]http://rookery2.worth1000.com/storagev12/977500/977915_4c6d_625x1000.jpg[/img]
Say bye bye!
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;19700340]I was though. Thats my defence. See if I was trying to go all like "OH LOL I WAS BEING SARCASTIC" I'd try harder. But what ever. Most of FP makes posts like that. So GTFO. Go away. And stuff like that.
And OP. Hope your life don't turn to shit[/QUOTE]
are you 10?
[QUOTE=frank_g;19700428][b].[/b][/QUOTE]
Was that really necessary?
Your parents are aware of this right?
Reminded me of this scene.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUwnNVlgWk[/media]
OP is fucked.
(lol pun)
You also sound like a gigantic pussy. Man up you bitch.
Congrats!
Well on a positive note...you're 17. You're going to be 18 in August. That's not too far off to the common age of pregnancy and it's better then at 15-16. Tell your parents. They are going to give you shit but they will understand the situation. You need support in this, mentally and financially. Explain what happened and see what you can do. You're going to get lectured and so on but you need help and you deserve to hear whatever they say anyway. How old is she? If shes your age that'd be better. If she's 18 she might be getting in trouble with the law. You're technically a minor.
At the age of 17-18 it is really bad for having kids.
You ruin your, your gf's AND your kid's life.
At such young age, chances are you won't be able to raise/support it properly and in the end he will grow up as some gangsta crackwhore.
Stupid threads get popular really fast.
Looking at this thread, his son would be so proud.
you're retarded, if you didn't just masturbate or have sex then precum isn't going to get her pregnant
there is a reason it is called PRECUM and not CUM
So why didn't you exactly run down the store immediatly and get an morning after pill? would have saved you A LOT of trouble.
[quote]I did, but there is pre-cum, I've read that there is no sperm in it, if you have urinated a few times after the lst time you ejaculated. And yes, I did urinate about 3-4 times before.[/quote]
HOW FUCKING STUPID CAN YOU BE!?! kids these days make me fucking rage. FIRST get sex education THEN have sex, not the other way around.
what the fuck is wrong with you people.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698272]Alright, I am 17.[/QUOTE]
[quote=Dougz' profile]Date of Birth
August 29, 1992 (17)[/quote]
lol I'm born August 30, 1991 (18)
Didn't your father ever talk to you? Come to think of it mine didn't either :(
Falcon punch the bitch.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;19701114]you're retarded, if you didn't just masturbate or have sex then precum isn't going to get her pregnant
there is a reason it is called PRECUM and not CUM[/QUOTE]
Who the fuck rated this retard informative?
SERIOUSLY GET EDUCATED YOU FUCKING PUNKS, hurr hurr i'm 18, mentally you are all 12, fucktards. I'm leaving this thread, you fucked up my day, and it is only 11:44 :bang:
[QUOTE=wolfblade12;19701172]Who the fuck rated this retard informative?
SERIOUSLY GET EDUCATED YOU FUCKING PUNKS, hurr hurr i'm 18, mentally you are all 12, fucktards. I'm leaving this thread, you fucked up my day, and it is only 11:44 :bang:[/QUOTE]
cool i may be a dad too then
I think he's just trolling and is still a virgin like the rest of FP...even Garry newman's a virgin really.
[B][quote]Pre-ejaculate[/B] (also known as [B]pre-ejaculatory fluid[/B], [B]preseminal fluid[/B], or [B]Cowper's fluid[/B], and colloquially as [B]pre-cum[/B]) is the clear, colorless, [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscosity"]viscous[/URL] fluid that emits from the [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethra"]urethra[/URL] of a man's [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis"]penis[/URL] when he is [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_aroused"]sexually aroused[/URL]. It is similar in composition to [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen"]semen[/URL], but has some significant chemical differences. Among men with certain infectious diseases, pre-ejaculate can often contain disease [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathogen"]pathogens[/URL]. [b]The presence of sperm in the fluid appears to be rare.[/b][/quote]
[QUOTE=wolfblade12;19701172]Who the fuck rated this retard informative?
SERIOUSLY GET EDUCATED YOU FUCKING PUNKS, hurr hurr i'm 18, mentally you are all 12, fucktards. I'm leaving this thread, you fucked up my day, and it is only 11:44 :bang:[/QUOTE]
It's a fucking rating.
Perform an abortion, it's socially accepted, easy and quick.
But I bet you'll blow the abortion out of proportion, and wait 'till it's too late.
[QUOTE=siberpredaht;19701243] words[/QUOTE]
Appears to be rare, but do you honestly want to risk it knowing the consequences?
If you don't want sex with a condom, hey I hear ya it's not as good as without, but get another type of contraceptive. There's plenty.
So, would you rather:
a) Kill it and live in guilt?
b) Not kill it, then tell it its existence was an accident and live in guilt?
c) Not kill it, not tell it its existence was an accident and live in guilt?
d) Invent a time machine?
If you go with D, you've got 9 months. Get cracking.
You should NOT have the child, because, if he/she grows up, he/she will eventually find out about Facepunch along with THIS THREAD.
If my dad had a thread up on the forums dated 18 years ago saying "I might be a dad", and him and other strangers talking about whether or not he should have my mom abort, I'd be pretty fucked up in the head.
Also, condoms may be $5 at the store, but a new mouth to feed for 18 years, three times a day, is a LOT MORE.
You're an idiot.
Please abort that child. It'd just go to child services after about 3 years.
Wear a fucking condom, you dipwad.
Abort your life.
There are many fruity and exciting ways to do it too.
[QUOTE=Linkage;19701277]Appears to be rare, but do you honestly want to risk it knowing the consequences?
If you don't want sex with a condom, hey I hear ya it's not as good as without, but get another type of contraceptive. There's plenty.[/QUOTE]
no, i'm simply saying if you can pull out safely and you haven't ejaculated in the last 3 days then you have nothing to worry about
i personally always use contraceptives
i'm saying that if this kid in the OP hadn't masturbated or had sex in the last 72 hours he's probably safe
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