Brain:Alright, semen to your starting area.Hmmm, something is not right here,oh crap
This is a wank,I repeat this is a wank.
Abort
[I]Abort[/I]
[B][I]ABORT![/I][/B]
Get on that MTV show: 16 and pregnant.
[QUOTE=SecretGamer360;19704435]Do what Darth Vader did
Get the hell out of there then a 18 years later shock your baby to death[/QUOTE]
Shock to death would mean he actually killed Luke, even though he DIDN'T.
And he couldn't even shock Luke if he wanted to! He can't use force lightning! Your post makes no sense! :mad:
[QUOTE=/b/;19698069]Wait
How old are you?[/QUOTE]
oh hai are you new aswell
edit: punch her in the stomach a couple times
if she isnt preggo
punch her in the stomach to be sure and because she tricked you
[QUOTE=agun;19704065]You'll need some more radical anti pregnancy methods:
(CUNT PUNT)[/QUOTE]
That makes me cringe every time I see it :geno:
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[QUOTE=coolmang;19706222]oh hai are you new aswell
edit: punch her in the stomach a couple times
if she isnt preggo
punch her in the stomach to be sure and because she tricked you[/QUOTE]
you got the edge yo
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;19706021]Abort the mission.[/QUOTE]
Tango down!
I have some advice for you: If you're going for abortion, my cousin had to do that because they fucked up (haha, literally, didn't realise what I just typed) and his girlfriend said it was NOT a pleasant experience at all... it's not just giving up the child, it's the stuff you go through after (physical and mental - they have like a huge period apparently, throw up everywhere, not nice) so make sure she's ok with it because my cousin's girlfriend said if she knew how she would feel after, the guilt was so bad she would rather have given up the baby for adoption. But it depends what age you are, if you're in school then you can't really have it.
When your child gets older (if you decide to keep it) get him/her to join FP.
[QUOTE=Lego399;19706055]Get on that MTV show: 16 and pregnant.[/QUOTE]
I remember this show.
There was one episode where the two kids were dating and then their single parents got together. :ohdear:
Sucks for the kids, but they still had the baby. They ended up giving it to a family who really wanted it, and I think they still stay in contact with the family too.
All i can say is - AHAHAHAHAHAH! It's your own damned fault, no sympathy from me.
Well see it from the bright side, maybe you are sterile.
Leave the bitch it's your only choice.
She's not even letting me try to explain what's going to happen. She's saying everything will be fine. I try to tell her it won't and she hangs up and won't answer my calls. I know here I'm coming from, my mom had my brother at 16 and she has no job, no diploma, nothing to fall back on.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19707204]She's not even letting me try to explain what's going to happen. She's saying everything will be fine. I try to tell her it won't and she hangs up and won't answer my calls. I know here I'm coming from, my mom had my brother at 16 and she has no job, no diploma, nothing to fall back on.[/QUOTE]
Did she take the pregnancy test yet?
If not, then she's an idiot and should probably do that or at least go to the doctor and get tested there for more accurate results.
Maybe she's not even pregnant and is just fucking around with you.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19707204]She's not even letting me try to explain what's going to happen. She's saying everything will be fine. I try to tell her it won't and she hangs up and won't answer my calls. I know here I'm coming from, my mom had my brother at 16 and she has no job, no diploma, nothing to fall back on.[/QUOTE]
Did you tell her about your awesome guy-friends and their wonderful web advice
Shit, dude, that sucks.
After 6 pages of comments something must help
OP makes me feel better about myself.
Just thought I'd let you know my girlfriend came on her period today :smug:
[QUOTE=Adrego;19708199]Just thought I'd let you know my girlfriend came on her period today :smug:[/QUOTE]
The smug face makes your post really ambiguous in meaning
what do you mean by "came"
Ah, well no I meant the smug face as a kind of "Hah, see mines better than yours", it means her period began today :smile:
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;19708258]The smug face makes your post really ambiguous in meaning
what do you mean by "came"[/QUOTE]
I lol'd
She was probably on the pill anyway. I didn't know until a few weeks ago that my girlfriend was on the pill.
Adoption seems to be the safe middle ground that everyone's looking for. But realize that the kid might go through life in an orphanage, or a crappy foster care system. Even if they are adopted and loved, they carry an extremely heavy emotional baggage and you WILL have to deal with that someday. Don't just pop the child out and forget about him/her.
[QUOTE=Adrego;19708280]Ah, well no I meant the smug face as a kind of "Hah, see mines better than yours", it means her period began today :smile:[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/cklv.png[/IMG]
go on the maury show and find out you're not the father and that the whore has been sleeping with 3 black guys
good troll, in reality all fpers are virgins
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;19708945]good troll, in reality all fpers are virgins[/QUOTE]
Only the uk fags.
Americans are stupid idiots and they have sex at twelve then complain about abortion.
[QUOTE=BaconMan_lol;19709008]Only the uk fags.
Americans are stupid [b]idoits[/b] and they have sex at twelve then complain about abortion.[/QUOTE]
:irony:
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