This sounds Familiar to me... it sucks.. i know.
But thank god for me.. This happend:
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OP now you fucked up
how about instead of fucking without a condom you just keep it in your fucking pants until you can get to the store maybe that would work
[QUOTE=Led Zeppelin;19703353]pretty much virtually nil.
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Virtually? VIRTUALLY?
:downs:
[QUOTE=johanz;19700812]At the age of 17-18 it is really bad for having kids.
You ruin your, your gf's AND your kid's life.
At such young age, chances are you won't be able to raise/support it properly and in the end he will grow up as some gangsta crackwhore.[/QUOTE]
AKA wasted life...
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[QUOTE=Swebonny;19706806]Well see it from the bright side, maybe you are sterile.[/QUOTE]
D: I am...
Alos im gay..but still...
Don't abort it's horrible and it's killing the baby. It is wrong both morally and physically. You need to marry her and bring up the baby and create a loving family.
[QUOTE=scriptwanter;19722182]Don't abort it's horrible and it's killing the baby. It is wrong both morally and physically. You need to marry her and bring up the baby and create a loving family.[/QUOTE]
lol
It's called Cotius Interruptus OP, go google it.
But then if you can't raise it properly, the baby will grow up in and get bullied or have a seriously bad time with school or the law. It's a two way thing.
OP failed.
Fucking talk to a doctor, I already said this once.
If it's safe to have the child, give it up for adoption.
If it's too risky, get an abortion.
The fact that you're asking facepunch for advice on this matter shows me that you are nowhere near mature enough to handle raising a child.
Make a thread about it, that is how we solve all the worlds problems.
What is everybody doing here with their bad advice ?
It's not like he has a problem he can't run away from.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698076]I did, but there is pre-cum, I've read that there is no sperm in it, if you have urinated a few times after the lst time you ejaculated. And yes, I did urinate about 3-4 times before.[/QUOTE]
Did the Trojan man teach you nothing?
OP.
I am most displeased.
You are shame to have Avatar like mine!
:argh:
[QUOTE=Dougz;19697998][B][highlight]I KNOW I FUCKED UP, IF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY, THEN LEAVE.[/HIGHLIGHT][/B]
Well, I don't quite want to give the full details.
We've had unendless amounts of problems. (Me and her that is) But one day, we made love, and i was out of rubbers. And now, she may be pregnant. We both love each other, but we are not ready at all for this. We're only in our teens.[/QUOTE]
Get a pregnancy test. My gf and i had a scare once cuz she was puking and had "Missed her period". Turns out she already had it and forgot. Still no sign of what the vomiting was.
Also if you are congrats, being a father isn't that bad, but you will need coffee, energy drinks, Pro Plus XXX, Strong mints, nappies, caffeine pure injections, and a fucking strong hand because i've seen a birth before and the woman broke 5 fucking hand bones of the guy's hand she was squeezing.
[QUOTE=Aegis°;19698079]Congratulations.[/QUOTE]
This was probably the one answer I didn't expect on FP. I fucking lol'd.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19698129]That would imply you have to have sex first, OP.[/QUOTE]
Typical Facepunch post, but necessary nonetheless.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19698298]Someone had sex. 75% of Facepunch does not understand. This is a cultural experience for them.[/QUOTE]
[B]ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
[/B][QUOTE=Thead Teckub;19724179]Get a pregnancy test. My gf and i had a scare once cuz she was puking and had "Missed her period". Turns out she already had it and forgot. [B]Still no sign of what the vomiting was[/B][/QUOTE]
Probably just stress, my GF started vomiting after she thought she was pregnant. I didn't have any condoms but she did. I didn't want to take any chances, I had found a brand I like that was reliable, but she didnt' want to wait until we went to the store. And it was my birthday. So thinking it would be fine, I used hers. Big mistake, fucker broke and then she took a big shit all over the next few weeks going totally apeshit crazy, ruining my birthday and anything else that would have been worth doing.
I damn near Falcon Aborted her for that shit, but turns out she wasn't pregnant anyway so whatever.
EDIT: Rate me box for wearing condoms that were not big enough
still waiting on that custom tital
[QUOTE=scriptwanter;19722182]Don't abort it's horrible and it's killing the baby. It is wrong both morally and physically. You need to marry her and bring up the baby and create a loving family.[/QUOTE]
Everyone rating this post dumb needs to read this:
[url]http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm[/url]
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19698168]So? My gf and I want kids some day but you think we'll throw our lives away now?[/QUOTE]
Why did I perceive "gf" to be Grand Father for a moment.
[quote=scriptwanter;19722182]don't abort it's horrible and it's killing the baby. It is wrong both morally and physically. You need to marry her and bring up the baby and create a loving family.[/quote]
fail
hey guyz i just fucked a girl and now im bragging that i just made a kid whos life will be hell. either you didnt fuck her (and there isnt even a her) or your a nub at it (why tell the world about it)
if your facepunch dwellin sorry ass really did do this (and went against the odds of 1 to 67543888432) i feel sorry for the kid and i hope youll pay child support for the rest of ur liife till u croak...
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698162]I had condoms, I was out at the time. I have some now. But I was too caught up in the love to stop.[/QUOTE]
When you're out of condoms just use the other hole. It's safer.
[QUOTE=KD007;19734442]hey guyz i just fucked a girl and now im bragging that i just made a kid whos life will be hell. either you didnt fuck her (and there isnt even a her) or your a nub at it (why tell the world about it)
if your facepunch dwellin sorry ass really did do this (and went against the odds of 1 to 67543888432) i feel sorry for the kid and i hope youll pay child support for the rest of ur liife till u croak...[/QUOTE]
Perfect example of why you're on my ignore list
[quote=calam1tous;19734542]when you're out of condoms just use the other hole. It's safer.[/quote]
i tried that and my girlfriend got mad and says she pees from that hole, thanks a lot!
i laughed so hard at this thread and i only read a few of the posts gtz
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;19724206]This was probably the one answer I didn't expect on FP. I fucking lol'd.
Typical Facepunch post, but necessary nonetheless.
[B]ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
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Probably just stress, my GF started vomiting after she thought she was pregnant. I didn't have any condoms but she did. I didn't want to take any chances, I had found a brand I like that was reliable, but she didnt' want to wait until we went to the store. And it was my birthday. So thinking it would be fine, I used hers. Big mistake, fucker broke and then she took a big shit all over the next few weeks going totally apeshit crazy, ruining my birthday and anything else that would have been worth doing.
I damn near Falcon Aborted her for that shit, but turns out she wasn't pregnant anyway so whatever.[/QUOTE]
I think it was food poisoning, she had some chicken from some shit shop that night
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