I'm possibly a father. - General

[img]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/img/1dbd/WLH328/9l.jpg[/img] You know what to do.

[QUOTE=Nikarial;19934437]morning after pill? (havent read all the other replies, so rate me late if necessary)[/QUOTE] Only works within seventy two hours, and it's supposed to be taken right after sex. The op really is an idiot if he didn't get his gf to try this first.

hey can you guys post some more image macros i love em!!!!!

Do a joseph fritzl

so, OP, any updates on the situation?

Shmashmorshin

[QUOTE=Dougz;19698162]I had condoms, I was out at the time. I have some now. But I was too caught up in the love to stop.[/QUOTE] you remind me of quagmire [IMG]http://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/quagmire-stripper.jpg[/IMG] :smug:

So what's the news about ya girlfriend? Or are you too embarrassed that you got worked up over nothing? Or too embarrassed about being a dumb arse?

[QUOTE=N0 WAR;19698040]Abortion.[/QUOTE] I don't think you can until your 18.

Facepunch: Family Planning Consultants

:10bux: it's a boy.

how did i not see this thread yet

[QUOTE=Zattatar;19803824]What the fucking fuck is wrong with you fucking sick fucking fucks. Abortion is wrong, it's like killing a fucking child. Go to hell, you fucking cunt son of a bitch.[/QUOTE] Good one. [editline]10:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Scrake;19930313]You are sick. Why would you kill an infant that hasn't even had a chance to explore the wonders of life? Abortion is not the answer.[/QUOTE] You're a funny one too.

Anything new? Where's the OP?

Suck to be you.

I demand an update!

[QUOTE=Garfy;19953577]I demand an update![/QUOTE] Update is, if she doesn't bleed for 7 days and gets fat he will send her to weight watchers.

I fucked my friends sister once (Not a cool thing to do, I was drunk as fuck :() and she was very afraid she was preggers (I'm 17) It was fucking terrifying.

[QUOTE=Thejoker15;19955846]I fucked my sister once (Not a cool thing to do, I was drunk as fuck :([/QUOTE]Massive misread on my part.

[QUOTE=Dougz;19697998][B][highlight]I KNOW I FUCKED UP, IF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA SAY, THEN LEAVE.[/HIGHLIGHT][/B] Well, I don't quite want to give the full details. We've had unendless amounts of problems. (Me and her that is) But one day, we made love, and i was out of rubbers. And now, she may be pregnant. We both love each other, but we are not ready at all for this. We're only in our teens.[/QUOTE] Almost as crazy as this: [url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=UF5apksk_ps[/url]

I've been in that situation before, it sucks. It was a false alarm though.

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Above post's avatar completes it.

[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;19698010][IMG_THUMB]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/clkc.png[/IMG_THUMB][/QUOTE] holy shit 548 funnys

[QUOTE=Thejoker15;19955846]I fucked my friends sister once (Not a cool thing to do, I was drunk as fuck :() and she was very afraid she was preggers (I'm 17) It was fucking terrifying.[/QUOTE] :wtc: oh god, I misread that.

[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;20017325]:wtc: oh god, I misread that.[/QUOTE]I was rated dumb for the same false observation D:

With poor decision making skills like this, I'm afraid of what your spawn will have in terms of intelligence.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20040242]With poor decision making skills like this, I'm afraid of what your spawn will have in terms of intelligence.[/QUOTE] Learn to read, and if you are not a virgin, you will realize that you are just as unintelligent as the OP, who does not seem to have any preliminary knowledge of sex ed or previous experience.

So is he a father or not

We're waiting for him to tell us.