• I'm possibly a father.
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My guess is he's too busy stockpiling diapers and baby oil.
OK it's been 2 weeks now. OP needs to say if her girlfriend had her period yet or not.
My girlfriends pregnant. Is that good enough for you?
Lol, this has happened to me. See, me and her always fuck without rubbers. It's not hard to pull out, y'know. But yeah, get a pregnancy test. If it's positive, get an abortion (if your state allows it). Me and her already have a plan for when that happens.
[QUOTE=Jock Strap;20185658]Lol, this has happened to me. See, me and her always fuck without rubbers. It's not hard to pull out, y'know. But yeah, get a pregnancy test. If it's positive, get an abortion (if your state allows it). Me and her already have a plan for when that happens.[/QUOTE] ...Why doesn't she just take birth control? That seems like the far easier solution.
[QUOTE=Tarana;20185775]...Why doesn't she just take birth control? That seems like the far easier solution.[/QUOTE] cause i dont want her to get fat and pissy plus i dont like big tits
If you have problems with a girl then leave her. There is always someone else no matter what you may think at the time.
[QUOTE=Rares;19698025][img]http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd223/lordfanny1/coathanger.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] ^ | | that
go read slam by nick hornby srsly
She could have taken the morning after pill for one. Secondly, wait the month see if she has her period? If she doesn't then take the test just to make sure. If she does your in the clear, don't do that shit again
[QUOTE=Jock Strap;20185837]cause i dont want her to get fat and pissy plus i dont like big tits[/QUOTE] Jesus christ dude, the hell kind of excuse or reasoning is THATin regards to having her take birth control? My girlfriend is on the Depo Shot, is skinnier than I am without being anorexic/bulimic (a feat unto itself), is still a [i]very[/i] perky between-A-and-B-cup, and gained the sex drive of rabbits on cocaine after starting this birth control method... EIGHTEEN TIMES IN FIVE DAYS when I visited her at college last week. We seriously sat down and counted 4 days in. [editline]1:11[/editline] I'm still limping, and it's TOTALLY worth it. [editline]1:11[/editline] OP, Where the hell are you, Man-up and tell us. Not saying anything is worse than coming out with it, because a dozen people will have a dozen opinions about what happened that are all MUCH more embarrassing than what you've got goin' down. ...well, there's only 2 viable guesses, but you know what I mean.
Give it some time, and you'll have your own personal slave!
[QUOTE=Asaratha;20201516]OP quit FP[/QUOTE] I want to know what the fuck happened.
You make me fucking sick. its called a condom.
oh man, I remember this thread. Many laughs where had especially 1st and 2nd posts.
Someone get in contact with OP.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;19698010][IMG]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/clkc.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]Why was this so funny again?
OP was last active 45mins ago
OP, You're almost as smooth as a baby's bottom.
[QUOTE=Killer900;20735994]Why was this so funny again?[/QUOTE] Because the first thing he did was post on facepunch.
[QUOTE=Gluth;20735180]I want to know what the fuck happened.[/QUOTE] Bumping his thread won't help unless he remembers
Oh god this thread again
[IMG]http://media.playhaven.com/TCyOpGyZ-PjRtu5qNEAcTw/huge/CaptainFalcon.jpg[/IMG]
We need an update from OP whether or not she's going to have a little monkey pop out of her hoo-nan.
...You are [b]NOT[/b] the father. *cheers*
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19698212]Side note: Condoms, the pill, etc all prevent children from being born. Is that wrong too?[/QUOTE] Logically, it would be wrong to not have sex since it prevents children from being born.
Yea, what ever happened with all of this?
So the words "Morning After Pill" didn't cross your minds at all?
They did, but they were quickly replaced with "steel capped boots".
Sorry for never updating. It turns out she [B]is[/B] pregnant.
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