I'm possibly a father. - General

Well, your life is over. Congratulations. ABORT IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE HER, ITS OVER!

And we are still together and not aborting. We've discussed it many times.

Good job, you've got 9 months to man up and become dad material.

Good job

Go contact MTV right now!

To tell you the truth, I'm excited. Right now, I'm working at a store part-time, but I wll be graduating soon. From there I plan to go to a CSU college.

How are you going to afford college

Except your baby will ruin your life and your everything. Fucking christ why are people so dense.

God damn, the 2nd post has so many funnies, it must be a record.

[QUOTE=Dougz;20745684]Sorry for never updating. It turns out she [B]is[/B] pregnant.[/QUOTE] By [i]is[/i] you mean [i]yours[/i], right?

Yes, the child is mine.

smooth

the first response post has the most funnies ive seen [editline]07:51PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gummylamb;20745866]God damn, the 2nd post has so many funnies, it must be a record.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dougz;20745812]To tell you the truth, I'm excited. Right now, I'm working at a store part-time, but I wll be graduating soon. [b]From there I plan to go to a CSU college.[/b][/QUOTE] 99% not gonna happen

when baby is born it will be 14 years younger than OP

[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;20746127]when baby is born it will be 14 years younger than OP[/QUOTE] 18 actually.

[QUOTE=Dank Dave;20746105]99% not gonna happen[/QUOTE] Why not

[QUOTE=Dougz;20745812]From there I plan to go to a CSU college.[/QUOTE] good luck with that. also, grats

Can I be the godfather?

[QUOTE=BrickInHead;20746187]good luck with that. also, grats[/QUOTE] Thanks. [QUOTE=technopath]Can I be the godfather? [/QUOTE] No

Hate to break it to you, college + baby = lotsa munniez.

You are fucked

Well, good luck I guess!

[QUOTE=kevn150;20746239]Hate to break it to you, college + baby = lotsa munniez.[/QUOTE] His parents can pay for college (maybe? IDK the op so yeah)

Bad decision, but it's your life...

[QUOTE=R4iden;20746250]Well, good luck I guess![/QUOTE] It's a boy.

[quote]I had condoms, I was out at the time. I have some now. But I was too caught up in the love to stop. [/quote] Get owned.

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;20746264]His parents can pay for college (maybe? IDK the op so yeah)[/QUOTE] If I got a girl pregnant, I know for sure my parents wouldn't pay for college. But OP, best of luck. Don't listen to some of the other people in this thread, I'm sure you will make a good dad.

[QUOTE=kevn150;20746314]If I got a girl pregnant, I know for sure my parents wouldn't pay for college. But OP, best of luck. Don't listen to some of the other people in this thread, I'm sure you will make a good dad.[/QUOTE] Thanks.

[QUOTE=kevn150;20746314]If I got a girl pregnant, I know for sure my parents wouldn't pay for college. But OP, best of luck. Don't listen to some of the other people in this thread, I'm sure you will make a good dad.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it depends really. And yeah, i think he could be a good dad.