[QUOTE=articpenguin;19698362]Had the same shit happen to me. Me and my girlfriend declawed wallpaper and about 2 weeks later, she called me saying she hasn't had her period and has been getting the symptoms of pregnancy. Me, tripping the fuck out hoping she was kidding took it as a joke but she actually wasn't dick fucking with me. But she was serious.
Two weeks later, she had her period.
But if she is pregnant, if you dump her ass, I'm going to burn your house down.[/QUOTE]
GARRY IS NOW IN POSSESSION OF YOUR lP ADDRESS AND BY EXTENSION YOUR REAL ADDRESS
[QUOTE=kellybear;19698353]Bad planning. Live with the consequences of your actions.
My advice? Take care of the damn kid. There's enough little brats in the world today.[/QUOTE]
Like I said.
[QUOTE]]If I am a father. I don't think I can abandon my child. Even if I broke up with her, I'd still care for my child to the fullest extent.[/QUOTE]
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Be a man and raise the kid. You already made the choice to raise the kid when you had unprotected sex. Its like smoking cigarettes for most of your life and being surprised that you got cancer.
[QUOTE=articpenguin;19698362]Had the same shit happen to me. Me and my girlfriend declawed wallpaper and about 2 weeks later, she called me saying she hasn't had her period and has been getting the symptoms of pregnancy. Me, tripping the fuck out hoping she was kidding took it as a joke but she actually wasn't dick fucking with me. But she was serious.
Two weeks later, she had her period.
But if she is pregnant, if you dump her ass, I'm going to burn your house down.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad you edited that to say "dump her ass" instead of "dump your ass"
Anyways, as said earlier a fetus isn't considered "life" until 18 days. Time to get the clothes hanger and the egg beater.
Or you could just raise him I guess, name him Garry Newman "insertlastnamehere" and if it's a her fuck it name it Garry Newman "insertlastnamehere" anyways.
[QUOTE=kellybear;19698374]He said he didn't want to.
His girlfriend may want to, but I'm assuming she doesn't either.[/QUOTE]
It's the opposite. I want to, she doesn't.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;19698378]GARRY IS NOW IN POSSESSION OF YOUR lP ADDRESS AND BY EXTENSION YOUR REAL ADDRESS[/QUOTE]
Your point is?
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698384]Like I said.[/QUOTE]
Many people say that.
Then their kid gets tied up in gang bullshit and killed and they're like "BUT I TOOK SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIM"
You must be quite goddamn stupid to have sex without a condom at your age
Also, precum do contains sperm. Lots of sperm.
[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;19698388]Be a man and raise the kid. You already made the choice to raise the kid when you had unprotected sex. Its like smoking cigarettes for most of your life and being surprised that you got cancer.[/QUOTE]
That is a horrible comparison and you don't know what you're talking about. You don't "make the choice to raise the kid". You make that choice when you decide you want a child.
[QUOTE=kellybear;19698404]Many people say that.
Then their kid gets tied up in gang bullshit and killed and they're like "BUT I TOOK SUCH GOOD CARE OF HIM"[/QUOTE]
I don't live a gang filled neighborhood. Actually, I kind of do, but I would teach him/her better than that, at least I hope I would. I can, I will.
[QUOTE=uberKAOS;19698344]16 and 13 months AHAHAHAHAHAAA[/QUOTE]
fuk u
[QUOTE=w1z v2;19698390]Anyways, as said earlier a fetus isn't considered "life" until 18 days. Time to get the clothes hanger and the egg beater.[/QUOTE]
I actually saw what a miscarriage looks like and it's not pretty.
[QUOTE=kellybear;19698374]He said he didn't want to.
His girlfriend may want to, but I'm assuming she doesn't either.[/QUOTE]
If she wants to abort it doesn't matter what he thinks. You don't need the father's permission for an abortion. (Not in Canada, anyway. I don't see why the US would be different)
[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;19698388]Be a man and raise the kid. You already made the choice to raise the kid when you had unprotected sex. Its like smoking cigarettes for most of your life and being surprised that you got cancer.[/QUOTE]
I already said I would raise my child. I'm not going to abandon my child.
Morning after pill.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698423]I don't live a gang filled neighborhood. Actually, I kind of do, but I would teach him/her better than that, at least I hope I would. I can, I will.[/QUOTE]
So when do you tell your parents?
[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;19698388]You already made the choice to raise the kid when you had unprotected sex.[/QUOTE]
That's a pretty big logical fallacy there. It's like saying a rape victim made the choice to get raped when they went outside.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698392]It's the opposite. I want to, she doesn't.[/QUOTE]
Then she's acting on maternal instinct and not thinking through the situation properly. Ask her something like "Do you want to have the kid and most likely be financially fucked or do you want to be stable and then have a child?" except nicer.
Name it Hezzy.
Anyway, at least wait until she pops it out, then just give it for adoption, selfish as hell to kill it because you fucked up.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698459]I already said I would raise my child. I'm not going to abandon my child.[/QUOTE]
Ask yourself this: "[B]Am I capable?"[/B]
If you're certain you can raise him well then do it, but if you're unsure it may be best to abort.
Please don't abort the baby. I know this isn't politically correct to say, but don't kill an innocent life just because you fucked up.
There are so many people out there who want children that can't have them. If I was able, I'd adopt the child. Who knows, maybe now is the best time to look into what it means to be a father.
[QUOTE=Dougz;19698423]I don't live a gang filed neighborhood. Actually, I kind of do, but I would teach him/her better than that, at least I hope I would. I can, I will.[/QUOTE]
If you introduce him/her to games at a young age, don't let him/her have a mic.
Give him/her a pocket knife when he/she turns 13, but make sure you teach him/her how to use it safely and don't let him/her take it to school.
Make sure to take him/her out constantly for activities like air shows. Kids love air shows.
If it's a girl, try not to pamper her with girly shit, or she'll grow up to be a prissy stuck-up bitch.
If it's a boy, also try not to pamper him with girly shit, or he'll grow up to be gay.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;19698495]Anyway, at least wait until she pops it out, then just give it for adoption, selfish as hell to kill it because you fucked up.[/QUOTE]
What you just said is more selfish than aborting. Also I'm betting you're a virgin and don't understand what you're talking about. Abortion is not a selfish move at all.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19698458]If she wants to abort it doesn't matter what he thinks. You don't need the father's permission for an abortion. (Not in Canada, anyway. I don't see why the US would be different)[/QUOTE]
I said I'm assuming she doesn't. I'm basing my guess off motherly instinct.
[QUOTE=whenisitover;19698098]Raise it as your own. :downs:
What do you expect us to tell you, turn around 3 times, say "abra kadabra" and have your girlfriend become unpregnant? What do you think you're supposed to do? Get an abortion or put the baby up for adoption, dumbass.[/QUOTE]
"abra kadabra" now check if she's pregnant. I think i fixed it! :downs:
I really hate to say abort it, but if you choose otherwise, your life is going to get very hard very fast.
[QUOTE=kellybear;19698501]If it's a boy, also try not to pamper him with girly shit, or he'll grow up to be gay.[/QUOTE]
Homosexuality is a biological difference not a choice.
Added for people who care about ratings and rate instead of reply [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biology_and_sexual_orientation[/url]
[QUOTE=DOG-GY;19698544]Homosexuality is a biological difference not a choice.[/QUOTE]
It was a joke, good job for catching it though.
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