[QUOTE=Archimedes;38321090]I had to go into a Hot Topic once because I was chaperoning some kids once who wanted to buy some over priced crap. Two things struck me about the inevitable MLP stuff I saw in there.
First was that they kept the shirts waaay, waaay in the back. Almost like they're ashamed of having them.
Second thing was that they had MLP themed business card holders.
Just let that second one sink in for a moment.[/QUOTE]
I've been inside a Hot Topic ONCE.
NEVER. AGAIN.
I was Christmas shopping and noticed how they were advertising Adventure Time stuff, so I bit the bullet and decided to have a look inside. The floor was just steel grating, there was this dank moldy smell over the whole thing, a vaguly-human shaped blob (gender is still up for debate) waddled inbetween clothing racks like an obese shark. As Henry Jones Sr. once said, "[i]we're pilgrims in an unholy land.[/i]"
Then this girl who I assume worked there walks right up to me and mumbles "we're having a sale on MP3s..." before trailing off and walking away. The second her back turned, I darted out of there and ran to the Disney store, where I bought some neat Tron stuff for my little brother and tried as hard as I could to not look like a teenage pedophile.
And while I was in there? I saw no Adventure Time stuff.
My guess is they hid it in the very back, reel you in so you can't just duck in for a second, buy your shit, and leave.
Just recently, I needed to go buy a Superman shirt for a Halloween costume. So I'm strolling through the mall, checking all the normal places, knowing in the back of my mind that Hot Topic would, without a doubt, have exactly what I was looking for.
I prayed it wouldn't come to that.
Struck by inspiration, I fled to Old Navy.
Bam, right in front, a nice, bright Superman graphic tee, cheap as dirt and comfortable as shit.
I had bested Hot Topic once again, I would not suffer the indignity of passing the dancing scenester wearing a panda hat to spend $25 on a shit-quality shirt.
[editline]4th November 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=daijitsu;38321263]you are not an optional button to click so I have to settle with a rating
and this
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczrdsRBNM1rk9l9xo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Okay, I need backstory, right the fuck now.
Seriously, what the fuck.
[QUOTE=Archimedes;38321280]At least when the parents told them they were "just wrestling" it wasn't a complete lie.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was a wresting ring at first Man What a Slobber knocker.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;38321263]you are not an optional button to click so I have to settle with a rating
and this
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczrdsRBNM1rk9l9xo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Backstory
Backstory, stat
[QUOTE=Crash15;38322836]Backstory
Backstory, stat[/QUOTE]
we've brought up [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLCOc3lo6E]those things[/url] a while back
yes yes, but why the hell are they humping?
you hiding something, Dai?
[QUOTE=daijitsu;38323594]we've brought up [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLCOc3lo6E]those things[/url] a while back[/QUOTE]
what the hell is this rofl
[QUOTE=Chaplin;38323648]yes yes, but why the hell are they humping?
you hiding something, Dai?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i46.tinypic.com/14nlqmo.png[/img]
Googled "(my name) the hedgehog".
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120611020450/sonicfanon/images/4/4e/Cassidy_the_Hedgehog.png[/IMG]
why
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120726030537/poohadventures/images/thumb/c/cd/Cassidy_the_pelican_by_kylgrv-d3aemgc.jpg/294px-Cassidy_the_pelican_by_kylgrv-d3aemgc.jpg[/IMG]
WHAT
[QUOTE=Zlyuka;38324248]Googled "(my name) the hedgehog".
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120611020450/sonicfanon/images/4/4e/Cassidy_the_Hedgehog.png[/IMG]
why
[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120726030537/poohadventures/images/thumb/c/cd/Cassidy_the_pelican_by_kylgrv-d3aemgc.jpg/294px-Cassidy_the_pelican_by_kylgrv-d3aemgc.jpg[/IMG]
WHAT[/QUOTE]
searched for julian the hedgehog
first image result? carl the hedgehog
[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/093/0/7/Carl_Julian_The_Hedgehog_by_DaisyRose423.png[/img]
[img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/309/3/2/yum_by_jclar50-d5k5a4j.jpg[/img]
Welp, thats enough internet for me today.
[QUOTE=Minimole;38322614]I thought it was a wresting ring at first Man What a Slobber knocker.[/QUOTE]
She's getting shagged like a government mule.
[IMG]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/292/2/6/vinyl_scratch_by_allysoncarver-d5ibf2i.jpg[/IMG]
Why the long face?
[url=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/103/c/f/big_bellied_rarity__alternate_internal__by_genuine_azelf-d4w3c89.png]Ponies seem to find Pokemon delicious[/url]
Just look at that content expression of the little fucker.
Mhmm, gastric acid feels so good~!
[img]http://puu.sh/1mH3Z[/img]
"Animals"
I don't know if the vector category lacks a "fanart" section but what :v:
Whelp, it feels like the MLP fandom has produced more smut in 1-2 years than the Pokemon fandom has in 10+ years.
[QUOTE=Zlyuka;38324940][IMG]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/292/2/6/vinyl_scratch_by_allysoncarver-d5ibf2i.jpg[/IMG]
Why the long face?[/QUOTE]
Her face is a bit [i]horse[/i]. :v:
Another result from searching myself as a hedgehog (why do I do this to myself)
[T]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/095/5/9/cassidy_the_hedgehog_by_cassidythehedgehog1-d3dbzcy.png[/T]
Almost 2edgy, but not enough black, and where's the emo 'poem' to go with it?
[T]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/309/d/a/my_favorit_ponys_by_jadedw-d5k23s7.jpg[/T]
EFFORT
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38310357][IMG]https://d.facdn.net/art/blueeyedwolf/1352014297.blueeyedwolf_wolfitbig.png[/IMG]
OC do not steal[/QUOTE]
Is that some sort of weird sexual fantasy?...
[QUOTE=Hanso;38326818][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsd9jrWXf1qktfwvo1_500.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That joke could of been executed better.
[QUOTE=Hanso;38326818][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsd9jrWXf1qktfwvo1_500.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Sure it isn't funny, but I don't see any horrendous artistic gaffs.
Would've been better if it was just the last panel on it's own.
[QUOTE=Hanso;38326818][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbsd9jrWXf1qktfwvo1_500.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This isn't that bad...
I atleast smirked at how Slenderman's first name is "Moishe".
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;38328855]This isn't that bad...
I atleast smirked at how Slenderman's first name is "Moishe".[/QUOTE]
I think that "Woody Tallman's Slender Suits" would make for a better store name.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70iw4br8o1rb1kfho1_500.png[/img]
In other news. The Fallout 3 Animu Poses, and the crappy Fan fic.
[sub]They're here...[/sub]
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;38330616][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70iw4br8o1rb1kfho1_500.png[/img]
[/QUOTE]
I actually think that's quite funny.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;38330616][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70iw4br8o1rb1kfho1_500.png[/img]
In other news. The Fallout 3 Animu Poses, and the crappy Fan fic.
[sub]They're here...[/sub][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jRsFU.jpg[/IMG]