So my 13 year old ad/hd, light bipolar, borderline autistic brother masturbates obsessively...
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[QUOTE=Nautsabes;32172200]Record him on video and sell the tape on the internet. I guarantee you there is a niche market that will pay out the ass for this sort of shit.[/QUOTE]
brilliant advice from the guy who had sex with pastry: make child porn...
Put one of those lampshade dog collar things around his dick.
What ever you do, get a flame thrower and fill it up with hand sanitizer. With your retarded brother fapping at the rate he does, you will need to defoliate EVERYTHING just to get rid of the jizz.
Show him pictures of your grandmother naked. That way he'll be sure to never masturbate again.
Also seek therapy for the whole ADHD, light bipolar, borderline autistic, Possible Skitzo thing.
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[QUOTE=Nautsabes;32172200]Record him on video and sell the tape on the internet. [b]I guarantee you there is a niche market that will pay out the ass for this sort of shit.[/b][/QUOTE]
Yeah, the FBI.
Give me his sister's facebook.
I can help
:D
You could try talking to him.. or talking to your guys' parents and making them talk to him.
If he touches himself under the covers take them away before he starts. That should discourage him.
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Also seek therapy for the whole ADHD, light bipolar, borderline autistic, Possible Skitzo thing.
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He is but he is not progressing very well.
Yeah, the FBI.[/QUOTE]
Plan B: Show him this:
[url]http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/04/boy-masturbates-himself-to-death/[/url]
[QUOTE=Region;32172935]You could try talking to him.. or talking to your guys' parents and making them talk to him.[/QUOTE]
I have but all my dad has ever said is to stay away from Philippine "Girls" because some of them are dudes.
And my mom don't give a shit, also have you ever tried to talk to a extreme ADHD person?
Do what I do to my dog when she takes a shit:
flick his nose and scream [B][U][I]NO.[/I][/U][/B]
No seriously, show him this:
[url]http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/04/boy-masturbates-himself-to-death/[/url]
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;32173029]No seriously, show him this:
[url]http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/04/boy-masturbates-himself-to-death/[/url][/QUOTE]
My question:
WHO THE FUCK WAS COUNTING.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32173058]Buy him a playboy magazine, and replace all the images in the magazine with pictures of Goatse.
That'll teach him to fuck with your porn.[/QUOTE]
I actually threatened to replace his bed springs with shock pics afterwords.
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32173079]I actually threatened to replace his bed springs with shock pics afterwords.[/QUOTE]
Fucking do it then.
Replace his tub of "skin moisturizer" with IcyHot.
This is why women shouldn't drink when they're pregnant.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32173085]How do you replace the springs of a bed with pictures?
This makes no sense.[/QUOTE]
Step 1:Remove springs.
Step 2:Insert Goatse.
Step 3:Profit.
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[QUOTE=GrickleGrass;32173090]Replace his tub of "skin moisturizer" with IcyHot.[/QUOTE]
He uses lubed condoms...
What is AD/HD? Does it have anything to do with AC/DC?
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32173119]Step 1:Remove springs.
Step 2:Insert Goatse.
Step 3:Profit.
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He uses lubed condoms...[/QUOTE]
You should just get giant goatse posters and hang them on every wall on him room, placing them just out of his reach.
solution:
buy prostitute
give to brother
hope he stops fapping
Tell him you put a dick troll in your bed. When ever he puts his hand in there to hid the condoms, a troll is released. In a few days, while he is sleeping, the troll will cut his dick off with a butter knife.
Well I am off to bed I hope he doesn't whack one off under his blanket wile I'm asleep.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;32172996]Plan B: Show him this:
[url]http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/04/boy-masturbates-himself-to-death/[/url][/QUOTE]
That and tell him that his penis will fall off if he keeps masturbating obsessively.
[QUOTE=ccg;32173178]You should just get giant goatse posters and hang them on every wall on him room, placing them just out of his reach.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately we share a room...
Buy a shock collar, put it on his dick
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Tell him it makes his weewee hard
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32173212]Unfortunately we share a room...[/QUOTE]
Just make anti-goatse vision glasses.
New AC/DC tribute band: AD/HD
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32173212]Unfortunately we share a room...[/QUOTE]
Deal with it.
As for Goatse, OP's bro probably already faps to it.
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