• So my 13 year old ad/hd, light bipolar, borderline autistic brother masturbates obsessively...
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in the same room? fucking stab him.
ad/hd it's like ac/dc but with doctors
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32173000]I have but all my dad has ever said is to stay away from Philippine "Girls" because some of them are dudes. And my mom don't give a shit, also have you ever tried to talk to a extreme ADHD person?[/QUOTE] Threaten him but in a good way then.. tell him no. Take away something he likes and then give it back after he stops. Tell him he can still do it but with more rules such as not putting the condom in your bed... that's just nasty.
[QUOTE=tehperzon;32172224]rip his cock off with your bare hands and replace it with a jelly donut[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVA-cqASg8k[/media]
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;32172996]Plan B: Show him this: [url]http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/04/boy-masturbates-himself-to-death/[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TheMorningStar;32172996]The boy’s mother has told local newspapers in the Goiás region of Brazil that her son had an addiction to [b][i]bopping the baloney,[/i][/b][/QUOTE] I feel hungry for baloney now.
That article seemed way to fake to be taken seriously.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32173489]I feel hungry for baloney now.[/QUOTE] I have some bologna for you. BTW: Who uses condoms to jerk it? I do not understand...
Tell him to rub Bengay on balls while fapping, IT'S MAGICAL!!!
That seems like a [I]sticky situation.[/I] Take a black light to your room, right now.
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32173621]I have some bologna for you. BTW: Who uses condoms to jerk it? I do not understand...[/QUOTE] tasty also, I really don't wanna know how he does it.
With all his problems, you could probably convince him that his dick will fall off if he doesn't stop, or do something else that Christians do to prevent their kids from fapping. [QUOTE=Ratzz;32173670]That seems like a [I]sticky situation.[/I] Take a black light to your room, right now.[/QUOTE] Also this and post pics
make a facepunch thread about it
Could be worse. He could be hiding the used condoms instead of just their wrappers in your bed. But in seriousness if he isn't already seeing someone, get him to the shrink.
[img]http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/3e482e0a01daeb6515196e5ca3abcd2a/l.gif[/img]
Put mousetraps in your bed when you're not sleeping in it.
How has he not been eaten alive in middle school yet?
Does he play css? I remember a long time ago I was playing with my brother and some friends and this little kid joins and starts talking about how he's so horny he's masturbating with a condom on.
I'm not certain schizophrenia and autism can be comorbid
[QUOTE=Snake7;32173164]What is AD/HD? Does it have anything to do with AC/DC?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;32173276]New AC/DC tribute band: AD/HD[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6864749/ADHD.jpg[/IMG]
Put hot sauce in the condoms.
[QUOTE=deathrat;32175609][IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6864749/ADHD.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] To my pictures folder with it!
[img]http://www.freewebs.com/jaym16/ak47.jpg[/img] Use one of these.
fill a condom with poop and hide it in his bed.
NSFW: [url]http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/573/d7c/573d7c77-b2ad-4829-bb6e-ea4c9a7ef3c7[/url] Buy him one of these.
Looking at OP's avatar, I can already tell he has a fucked up family. [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] I mean like, really really fucked up.
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32172268]Because this is not a story to explain all his masturbatory escapades[/QUOTE] It could be...
ADHD isn't real, it's over-diagnosed bulshit. It's called "not being interested in schoolwork." That being said it is a great way to get drugs.
[QUOTE=Snake7;32173164]What is AD/HD? Does it have anything to do with AC/DC?[/QUOTE] It's like Attention Deficit Disorder, but in High Definition.
[QUOTE=CreativeName;32176000]ADHD isn't real, it's over-diagnosed bulshit. It's called "not being interested in schoolwork." That being said it is a great way to get drugs.[/QUOTE] ok have fun not knowing what you're talking about
Oh Christ, I'm just trying to imagine some tiny hyperactive bipolar version of CWC.
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