• So my 13 year old ad/hd, light bipolar, borderline autistic brother masturbates obsessively...
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everytime, he looks at porn. you should get naked and and block his view of the porn.
[QUOTE=gangstadiddle;32176218]everytime, he looks at porn. you should get naked and and block his view of the porn.[/QUOTE] Then masturbate with him
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[QUOTE=Desert Rat;32176633][IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/10y2hef.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I remember watching that episode and thinking that'd make a great reaction pic.
This needs more humorously poor Microsoft Paint art before I can offer any advice on your situation.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;32175065]I'm not certain schizophrenia and autism can be comorbid[/QUOTE] I think because of all his problems is why they think he might be a possible Schizo. [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] Also he stole the top of my cd holder to "use as a cup" in the bathroom. :wtc: [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Smug Bastard;32174905]How has he not been eaten alive in middle school yet?[/QUOTE] He goes to a cushy school just a bit away, he has sense the 3rd grade I think.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;32172174]Teach him the way [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] Why must he masturbate with condoms on, anyways?[/QUOTE] He must be scared of having kids with his hand.
Insert your tongue into his rectum
[QUOTE=HyperTails;32178598]Insert your tongue into his rectum[/QUOTE] What? No
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;32172095]why do your sisters and mom have condoms[/QUOTE] Maybe because they also have sex?
Cyanide
choke chain
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32172076]OK this is insane! My 13 year old brother who is ADHD, light bipolar, borderline autistic, Possible Skitzo on a regular basis steals, lies and even looks at pornography [B]RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY![/B] But on track he started stealing condoms from our sisters and mother, now I could care less if hes whacking it off but sense we share a room hes decided to start hiding the condom wrappers [B]INSIDE OF MY BED[/B] and it is pissing me off. Ok in short I need a way to stop him from doing that ever again. Also could a mod change the title from ah/hd to ADHD?[/QUOTE] So stealing stuff when you have AD/HD is normal? No wonder my cousin keeps stealing my bottled water
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;32172174]Teach him the way [editline]7th September 2011[/editline] Why must he masturbate with condoms on, anyways?[/QUOTE] Can't make a mess that way.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;32172095]why do your sisters and mom have condoms[/QUOTE] Because they have what is popularly called a "sex life". Eventually you'll get familiar with the term... I hope.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;32175065]I'm not certain schizophrenia and autism can be comorbid[/QUOTE] They can be, and there's a statistically high incidence of autism being co-morbid with childhood onset schizophrenia.
[QUOTE=ayaki;32179423]They can be, and there's a statistically high incidence of autism being co-morbid with childhood onset schizophrenia.[/QUOTE] He is just too young to be sure of him being a schizo.
Put African soldier ants in his condoms. I've seen them eat a whole Toucan family, imagine what they'll do to his balls.
[QUOTE=Cone;32179470]Put African soldier ants in his condoms. I've seen them eat a whole Toucan family, imagine what they'll do to his balls.[/QUOTE] Eciton burchellii would be suitable. The soldiers don't let go, even when dead. [img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/518529915_0cde835c44_o.jpg[/img] You should put something in the rip in your bed to catch him off guard.
Show your brother Minecraft. It's been known to cure chronic masturbation and autism.
Isn't your mom even getting tired of sex? I agree your mom is fucked up.
[QUOTE=Ghost656;32179796]Isn't your mom even getting tired of sex? I agree your mom is fucked up.[/QUOTE] Right, his mom craves the dick, she must be fucked in the head
[QUOTE=Timenova;32179668]Eciton burchellii would be suitable. The soldiers don't let go, even when dead. [img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/203/518529915_0cde835c44_o.jpg[/img] You should put something in the rip in your bed to catch him off guard.[/QUOTE] A severed head. Write a creepy poem on a post-it note, and stick it on the forehead. As well as the soldier ants. If all goes right, he'll have them pinching him and eating his dick when he runs in and sees the head sticking out.
[QUOTE=barttool;32173644]Tell him to rub Bengay on balls while fapping, IT'S MAGICAL!!![/QUOTE] This'll surely stop him for a while, give it a try OP.
Don't let him masturbate more than 42 times in a row
This thread is sure legit :downs:
[QUOTE=ughnotagain;32180854]This thread is sure legit :downs:[/QUOTE] ugh not again
[QUOTE=shott;32180411]Let him masturbate more than 42 times in a row[/QUOTE] Fixed it for you.
Follow his footsteps,fap in front of the entire family with him
Take a syringe and try to get some bengay or something else that would hurt when you touch it and put it inside a condom.
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