• So my 13 year old ad/hd, light bipolar, borderline autistic brother masturbates obsessively...
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Cut some chilli peppers, and rub it all over his condoms. Let's see if he wants to fap again after he burned his dickhole.
Oh god I lol'd .. well let's just say that you're in a ... sticky situation.
[QUOTE=shott;32180411]Don't let him masturbate more than 42 times in a row[/QUOTE] Maybe after doing it that many times you die and achieve a higher state of consciousness I mean, it is the answer to everything, right
[QUOTE=shott;32180411]Don't let him masturbate more than 42 times in a row[/QUOTE] What happens when you do? :v:
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32172076]OK this is insane! My 13 year old brother who is ADHD, light bipolar, borderline autistic, Possible Skitzo on a regular basis steals, lies and even looks at pornography [B]RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY![/B] But on track he started stealing condoms from our sisters and mother, now I could care less if hes whacking it off but sense we share a room hes decided to start hiding the condom wrappers [B]INSIDE OF MY BED[/B] and it is pissing me off. Ok in short I need a way to stop him from doing that ever again. Also could a mod change the title from ah/hd to ADHD?[/QUOTE] He just wants you to suck his dick and let him fuck you.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/abandonthreadhalved.gif[/img] why did I click on this......
[QUOTE=geoface;32182546][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/abandonthreadhalved.gif[/img] Your brother is messed up on all levels.[/QUOTE] [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] I fixed it for you.
Your family is fucked up and it's all your fault.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;32182500]What happens when you do? :v:[/QUOTE] Someone did it and died, it happened not long ago.
[QUOTE=erazor;32182768]Your family is fucked up and it's all your fault.:v:[/QUOTE] I know. [editline]8th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Shotacon;32179769]Show your brother Minecraft. It's been known to cure chronic masturbation and autism.[/QUOTE] He does play it and all he ever does is cheat on peaceful mode.
[QUOTE=Snake7;32173164]What is AD/HD? Does it have anything to do with AC/DC?[/QUOTE] "Because I'm [B]TN-[/B], oh a bee"
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Masturbate and constantly jizz on his face.
ad/hd: the new ac/dc :v:
Okay, final attack plan: Fill all his condoms with Soldier Ants (African ones), then jizz into them. Make sure they don't get gooey, that's basically the only thing on Earth that can stop them. Then, decapitate someone. Preferably someone your bro knows. Place the head in the crevice in your bed, but leave it somewhere where he will be able to see it. Do this, and I promise you OP: you will win more than the Internet, you will win my [B]respect.[/B] And respect must be earned, OP, at the price of your bro's balls. There is no other way.
Why did I click on this? I looked at it. I read the thread title, but I still clicked.
[QUOTE=Cone;32188716]Okay, final attack plan: Fill all his condoms with Soldier Ants (African ones), then jizz into them. Make sure they don't get gooey, that's basically the only thing on Earth that can stop them. Then, decapitate someone. Preferably someone your bro knows. Place the head in the crevice in your bed, but leave it somewhere where he will be able to see it. Do this, and I promise you OP: you will win more than the Internet, you will win my [B]respect.[/B] And respect must be earned, OP, at the price of your bro's balls. There is no other way.[/QUOTE] How do you jizz into soldier ants and not get them gooey? Actually, how do you jizz [I]into[/I] an ant?
[QUOTE=Chicken Magnet;32189016]How do you jizz into soldier ants and not get them gooey? Actually, how do you jizz [I]into[/I] an ant?[/QUOTE] Into his condoms. What, you think I base my strategies off of phasing through solid matter? Oh, and you just need to thin it enough. Add water, the ants can form boats out of themselves they're so unstoppable.
Show him gay porn. It will stop him from fapping for a while
[QUOTE=Mr.face;32193832]Show him gay porn. It will stop him from fapping for a while[/QUOTE] Or it could make him fap harder... [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-ohdear.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Mr.face;32193832]Show him gay porn. It will stop him from fapping for a while[/QUOTE] hot
I love AD/HD I have all their albums
Replace all the condoms with progressively larger ones Record him when he freaks out that his dick is shrinking
Bitching about stuff internet people can't actually prevent, on the internet? [i]NOT ON MY FUCKING BOOKS.[/i] I've sent some professional internet guys to your current location. We're gonna get this one.
[QUOTE=Steffmeister;32182199]Cut some chilli peppers, and rub it all over his condoms. Let's see if he wants to fap again after he burned his dickhole.[/QUOTE] Listen to this man, he knows what he's saying. If you don't have chilli peppers, minty toothpaste is a good substitute.
Best answer is to go through the computer, delete all porn and turn off the net
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Kick his balls in a repeated fashion.
Ask him to put on a pretty dress and dance around. While he is dancing, take the #43 bus to downtown New Jersey. At the last stop, get off and walk 2.5 miles south east until you get to a K-Mart. Go inside and ask the manager to fill your face with unsalted pretzels and then to punch you in the stomach. He will be hesitant to do so, but when he does, you have to yell out "MY MEATLOAF IS BURNING!" and run into the electronics department while tearing off your clothes. Dive head first into the display case and wait for the police to arrive. Now this is where it gets tricky... Headbutt the cop, and grab his pistol. Try urinating on him as a distraction if you're having trouble. Run to the nearest Krispy Kreme and demand all their donuts be thrown out and made fresh. Run into the back room and start shouting expletives at all the employees there while running around in circles backwards, with your shoes on your hands. If your brother still has autism after this then... well you've done all you could do.
I don't know why but I find this kind of hot
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