• So my 13 year old ad/hd, light bipolar, borderline autistic brother masturbates obsessively...
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I know I'm late but I think Dr.HAXXXX has won the award for "Best Thread Title Ever"
calling the internet police whine-one-one
[QUOTE=a203xi;32200753]Ask him to put on a pretty dress and dance around. While he is dancing, take the #43 bus to downtown New Jersey. At the last stop, get off and walk 2.5 miles south east until you get to a K-Mart. Go inside and ask the manager to fill your face with unsalted pretzels and then to punch you in the stomach. He will be hesitant to do so, but when he does, you have to yell out "MY MEATLOAF IS BURNING!" and run into the electronics department while tearing off your clothes. Dive head first into the display case and wait for the police to arrive. Now this is where it gets tricky... Headbutt the cop, and grab his pistol. Try urinating on him as a distraction if you're having trouble. Run to the nearest Krispy Kreme and demand all their donuts be thrown out and made fresh. Run into the back room and start shouting expletives at all the employees there while running around in circles backwards, with your shoes on your hands. If your brother still has autism after this then... well you've done all you could do.[/QUOTE] This is how imaginative people should be.
You're just jealous.
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32172076]OK this is insane! My 13 year old brother who is ADHD, light bipolar, borderline autistic, Possible Skitzo on a regular basis steals, lies and even looks at pornography [B]RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY![/B] But on track he started stealing condoms from our sisters and mother, now I could care less if hes whacking it off but sense we share a room hes decided to start hiding the condom wrappers [B]INSIDE OF MY BED[/B] and it is pissing me off. Ok in short I need a way to stop him from doing that ever again. Also could a mod change the title from ah/hd to ADHD?[/QUOTE] Buy him a fleshlight or something. :v:
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;32205595]Buy him a fleshlight or something. :v:[/QUOTE] don't he might get it pregnant
My brother did that once, but with shit. True fucking story.
Seriously OP stop being a pussy. Just beat the fuck out of him. You even said he steals your shit to jizz in. I would be beating some whole sale ass if he was my brother.
you grab him by the shirt bring his face close to yours but far away enough to headbutt explain to him in a growly voice that any more condoms or shit hidden in your bed and you'll beat the shit out of him and then rear your head back grow a pair of large deer like antlers and a massive bone plate in your forehead and impale the shit out of him
Save up all the condoms and one day, spread them out on his bed spelling [B]IT BEGINS[/B]
kill his parents
AC/DC
you should do it and see how that makes him feel.
Somehow I doubt he's got autism.
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;32173621]I have some bologna for you. BTW: Who uses condoms to jerk it? I do not understand...[/QUOTE] Well, I would suppose it would help with the cleaning of the mess. But that's what tissues are for.
I know the trick to cure this although it might have been mentioned before. Show him German scat porn. It can make anyone stop fapping obsessively.
Fight the bitch. He'll be fixed in no time.
[QUOTE=Dr.HAXXXX;32172076]OK this is insane! My 13 year old brother who is ADHD, light bipolar, borderline autistic, Possible Skitzo on a regular basis steals, lies and even looks at pornography [B]RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY![/B] But on track he started stealing condoms from our sisters and mother, now I could care less if hes whacking it off but sense we share a room hes decided to start hiding the condom wrappers [B]INSIDE OF MY BED[/B] and it is pissing me off. Ok in short I need a way to stop him from doing that ever again. Also could a mod change the title from ah/hd to ADHD?[/QUOTE] uhh... Have you possibly considered having a talk with him? Seriously not doing this could lead to something. Something bad. Either the CWC or the rapist kind of bad.
As a good ol' lad said long time ago, get naked and chase him across town while screaming in Latin.
buy some bengay, smear a little bit into each condom... You know what I'm getting at.
Alternatively, exploit [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1126071]this[/url].
Tell him that peroxide makes good lube. If he gets his porn from a PC, "accidently" fuck up the internet so that you're the only one who knows how to fix it.
Repeatedly punch him in the dick until his balls retreat into his body... Problem solved. [sp]Better idea. Go into minecraft and replace all the signs with "Stop putting condoms in my bed." That should actually get his attention.[/sp]
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