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I look up in urban dictionary for word "rozzers"
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[QUOTE=ewitwins;35859657]Snip it man, before it's too late![/QUOTE]
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Not choppy enough.
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[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;35859686]Not choppy enough.[/QUOTE]
This better?
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Not a pic, but pretty LMAO nonetheless. Some future predictions.
[QUOTE]Phones
1. "Well informed people know it is impossible to transmit the voice over wires and that were it possible to do so, the thing would be of no practical value." -- The Boston Post, 1865
2. "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union memo, 1876
3. "The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys." -- Sir William Preece, chief engineer at the Post Office, 1878
4. "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. It's a $500 subsidised item. They may make a lot of money. But if you actually take a look at the 1.3 billion phones that get sold, I'd prefer to have our software in 60% or 70% or 80% of them, than I would to have 2% or 3%, which is what Apple might get." -- Steve Ballmer, USA Today, 2007
Audio and video
5. "Radio has no future." -- Lord Kelvin, inventor of the Kelvin scale, 1897
6. "The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage." -- Charlie Chaplin, 1916
7. "While theoretically and technically television may be feasible, commercially and financially it is an impossibility, a development of which we need waste little time dreaming." -- Lee DeForest, inventor of the vacuum tube, 1926.
8. "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" -- Harry Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
9. "[Television] won't be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night." -- Darryl Zanuck, movie producer at 20th Century Fox, 1946
10. "Television won't last. It's a flash in the pan." -- Mary Somerville, educational broadcast pioneer, speaking in 1948
Computing
11. "Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and weigh only 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
12. "I went to see Professor Douglas Hartree [in 1951], who had built the first differential analysers in England and had more experience in using these very specialised computers than anyone else. He told me that, in his opinion, all the calculations that would ever be needed in this country could be done on the three digital computers which were then being built - one in Cambridge, one in Teddington, and one in Manchester. No one else, he said, would ever need machines of their own, or would be able to afford to buy them." -- Lord Bowden, American Scientist, 1970
13. "I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." -- Business books editor, Prentice Hall, 1957
14. "The world potential market for copying machines is 5,000 at most." -- IBM to the founders of Xerox, 1959
15. "In the mid-70s, someone came to me with an idea for what was basically the PC. The idea was that we would outfit an 8080 processor with a keyboard and a monitor and sell it in the home market. I asked: 'What's it good for?' And the only answer was that a housewife could keep her recipes on it. I personally didn't see anything useful in it, so we never gave it another thought." -- Gordon Moore, Intel
16. "We will never make a 32-bit operating system." -- Bill Gates, speaking at the launch of MSX in 1983
17. "I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time." -- Bill Gates, foreword to the OS/2 Programmer's Guide, 1987
18. "Two years from now, spam will be solved." -- Bill Gates, World Economic Forum 2004
The Internet
19. "Almost all of the many predictions now being made about 1996 hinge on the Internet's continuing exponential growth. But I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse." -- Robert Metcalfe, 3Com founder and inventor of Ethernet, 1995
What the?
20. "Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years." -- Sir Alex Lewyt, president and founder of vacuum cleaner maker Lewyt Corporation, 1955
21. "Next Christmas the iPod'll be dead, finished, gone, kaput." -- Sir Alan Sugar, CEO of Amstrad, Daily Telegraph, February 2005[/QUOTE]
Note to self: never publicly attempt to predict the future.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;35859642]See you space cowboy[/QUOTE]
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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I broke it
[QUOTE=mac338;35859890]6. "The cinema is little more than a fad. It's canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage." -- Charlie Chaplin, 1916[/QUOTE]
I'm kind of surprised Charlie Chaplin would say this. I mean, he worked on movies for years after this, and clearly knew very well what he was doing and what people wanted. But I guess several of the people on that list continued to have successful careers after their horribly inaccurate predictions.
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fuck everything[/QUOTE]
Bon voyage, and good luck in your future endeavours
This week on [B]Romantically apocalyptic[/B], the Captain becomes a cross dresser
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[QUOTE=minilandstan;35859946]This week on [B]Romantically apocalyptic[/B], the Captain becomes a cross dresser
[t]http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/art/86.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Or the captain is female, no one knows, I personally have money on robot.
[QUOTE=download;35859945]Bon voyage, and best of luck in your future endeavours[/QUOTE]
ftfy
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;35858371]Trying to explain the Zelda timeline is a little bit confusing since they're out of order... and the timeline splits.
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twice...[/QUOTE]
Seriously this is insane. The Legend of Zelda was the first game ever and that's on the end on one of the timelines, while Skyward Sword is the most recent and that's at the beginning of all timelines.
How does it worrrrrrrrrk
[QUOTE=G-Man_v2;35859623]cat
fuck everything[/QUOTE]
Holy shit its been one hour!
Oh dearie me.
[editline]7th May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=mac338;35859890]20. "Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years." -- Sir Alex Lewyt, president and founder of vacuum cleaner maker Lewyt Corporation, 1955[/QUOTE]
Silly old people. This isn't Fallout.
Dear God enough of the sex game.
Also his balls are an upside-down heart.
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;35859940]I'm kind of surprised Charlie Chaplin would say this. I mean, he worked on movies for years after this, and clearly knew very well what he was doing and what people wanted. But I guess several of the people on that list continued to have successful careers after their horribly inaccurate predictions.[/QUOTE]
he was speaking more on the nature of viewers rather than the sustainability of movies. his prediction was fairly correct with silent films being replaced with sound features and eventually flesh and blood becoming a means for mediocre directors to make it big off of easily frightened and horney teenagers
[QUOTE=Recurracy;35860093]Seriously this is insane. The Legend of Zelda was the first game ever and that's on the end on one of the timelines, while Skyward Sword is the most recent and that's at the beginning of all timelines.
How does it worrrrrrrrrk[/QUOTE]
It's like how the original trilogy came out first, then the prequels. But if you're like me the prequels don't exist.
Well it's that time again
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Didn't Cyanide & Happiness already do this?
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[i]oh yeeeah, i like it
mmm, you so playful[/i]
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