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[QUOTE=Ganerumo;36027635]Everyone is interested in it except Hollande. Our president is not a sports guy, it seems.[/QUOTE] Or he doesn't like Soccer I'm guessing.
[QUOTE=Simplemac3;36024390]deghaughuahg FUCK YOU[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;QcvHZiRirAU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvHZiRirAU&feature=related[/video]?
[QUOTE=arse_face;36029329][video=youtube;QcvHZiRirAU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvHZiRirAU&feature=related[/video]?[/QUOTE] Holy shit, I've never been able to find a version of this other than that really crappy version where the guy put his video camera up to his computer screen. Thank you
[QUOTE=arse_face;36029329][video=youtube;QcvHZiRirAU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvHZiRirAU&feature=related[/video]?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2imBk2Zo9Y[/media]
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;36029416][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2imBk2Zo9Y[/media][/QUOTE] the fifth one is the best edit: must rush for pageking content Found it: always a good backup. [IMG]http://completelyseriouscomics.com/comics/2012-05-12-heynerd.jpg[/IMG]
Made some weird shit. [video=youtube;HFXEC688bgY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFXEC688bgY[/video]
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;36029416][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2imBk2Zo9Y[/media][/QUOTE] English: Teenager* cries during twilight Portuguese: Horrible Russian BBQ accident Spanish:First time Skydiver German: Puking after getting drunk at Oktoberfest Spanish (Spain): Fat guy at a funeral Hebrew: Guy sees a you know what on chat roulette Hungarian: Japanese Kamikaze Pilot Arabic: Arab after crashing his Bugatti Veyron.
[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17n7uv35ftpmjjpg/original.jpg[/img] Every console in the world. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14se0alUpOY[/media]
Someone posted that on facebook, and then said the xbox 360 wasn't there. But if you look to the left there's a GIANT FUCKING GEARS OF WAR 3 BOX.
[QUOTE=arse_face;36029329][video=youtube;QcvHZiRirAU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcvHZiRirAU&feature=related[/video]?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;IcWz3Sbg7H4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcWz3Sbg7H4[/video]
[QUOTE=arse_face;36029459] [IMG]http://completelyseriouscomics.com/comics/2012-05-12-heynerd.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Yeah. Galo Sengen.
[QUOTE]Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. P.S. I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you? Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH. By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.[/QUOTE] :suicide:
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[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36029709]:suicide:[/QUOTE] It's super long and it deals with religion and shit. No thanks.
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;36029748]It's super long and it deals with religion and shit. No thanks.[/QUOTE] Not THAT long a read.
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[QUOTE=matrix_1995;36029786]Not THAT long a read.[/QUOTE] Doesn't take away the fact it deals about people being smartasses about religion and atheism. I don't care if Enstein is involved or not, it's still annoying conversations where no one is right.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36029709]:suicide:[/QUOTE] Not only has this been turned into an image but it's a pile of a shit with both sides of the arguments being flawed.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36029709] dumb ass story that's guaranteed to start a shitstorm :suicide:[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/titanicgif12.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36029709]:suicide:[/QUOTE] Dumb as fuck and apparently that wasn't even Einstein.
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[QUOTE=Griffster26;36029878][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a7adzsFX1rw70wfo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Doesn't even look the same. Also the fact that the Halo from the first Halo was destroyed and that Halo 3 takes place on the Ark, this really doesn't make sense. Oh wow now I see it, the sand in the first picture makes it seem rounder but if you take that away you're left with the image on the right.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;36029906]Doesn't even look the same. Also the fact that the Halo from the first Halo was destroyed and that Halo 3 takes place on the Ark, this really doesn't make sense.[/QUOTE] Look closer.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;36029906]Doesn't even look the same. Also the fact that the Halo from the first Halo was destroyed and that Halo 3 takes place on the Ark, this really doesn't make sense. Oh wow now I see it, the sand in the first picture makes it seem rounder but if you take that away you're left with the image on the right.[/QUOTE] The final level takes place on the new Halo that was being built, that's why Master Chief blew it up so it would destroy the Halo and the Ark.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;36029878][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a7adzsFX1rw70wfo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Mind semi-moderately blown.
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[QUOTE=Griffster26;36029878][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a7adzsFX1rw70wfo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I don't get where this island is located in Halo 3. I haven't played the game in a while but I really don't remember ever going on an island like this in the third game.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;36029878][IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a7adzsFX1rw70wfo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I remember that mission, it was the one where you fought two Scarabs at once, right?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;36030079]I remember that mission, it was the one where you fought two Scarabs at once, right?[/QUOTE] This is the level where [sp]Johnson dies[/sp] and [sp]the Ark blows up[/sp], where at the end you find yourself racing while everything blows up around you - a brilliant level if you ask me, an ode to the end run of Halo 1 with that chase.
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