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[QUOTE=Nearie;36036295]words.[/QUOTE]
Why? Did you read through that entirely stupid wall of text written by some fucking retard who doesn't even know what Christianity really is and think "OH BOY FACEPUNCH WOULD LOVE TO READ THIS"?
[editline]cocks mcgee[/editline]
Oh, I see you linked your deviantart in your profile information.
That, and that quote is completely untrue. Did his mom send him that or something?
[QUOTE=AnalAnnihilator;36036335]Uh, there's way more than five senses you use to "identify and observe the world around you." Hate to nitpick but that seems dumb for a professor to say.[/QUOTE]
Well the kid is probably going to say yes if he asks "Have you ever felt the warmth of your GOD?" or something.
Also were I the professor I'd fuck that kid UP.
I actually kinda liked that.
Thought it was gonna be one of those "HEUHEU STOOPID CHRISTIAN BABBYS FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER xD"-type things (which are obnoxious as FUCK).
Also, [sp]content[/sp]:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1KIO2ttow[/media]
Late and not particularly "LMAO"-worthy, but the song is catchy as shit and the animation is morbidly gorgeous.
That wasn't Einstein, he didn't believe in a personal god, and to say he argued with those logical fallacies is an insult to his intelligence.
[QUOTE=Nearie;36036295]
I get it, I'm late.
But apparently this kid has never heard of an x-ray.[/QUOTE]
SHITSTORM ROUND 2
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[QUOTE=Nearie;36036295]Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?[/QUOTE]
I now present to you something funnier:
[QUOTE=Nearie;36036295]I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was [b]HITLER[/b].
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM[/media]
[editline]21st May 2012[/editline]
[sp]Better ending[/sp]
[QUOTE=Nearie;36036295]Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
[/QUOTE]
Einstein was Jewish
[img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/img]
everyone shut the fuck up
thanks
[QUOTE=Priori;36036374]That wasn't Einstein, he didn't believe in a personal god, and to say he argued with those logical fallacies is an insult to his intelligence.[/QUOTE]
That wall of text was one of those dumb things made to go on facebook. People post them believing anything and don't understand what sources are or how research works.
[QUOTE=BanthaFodder;36036370]I actually kinda liked that.
Thought it was gonna be one of those "HEUHEU STOOPID CHRISTIAN BABBYS FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER xD"-type things (which are obnoxious as FUCK).
Also, [sp]content[/sp]:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1KIO2ttow[/media]
Late and not particularly "LMAO"-worthy, but the song is catchy as shit and the animation is morbidly gorgeous.[/QUOTE]
Man I've seen everything Super Jail and still can't get enough. . . . . . . . . .
[B]Stop posting about that bullshit story and post pictures instead[/B]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pTfDk.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/fGyul.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Bgffg.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PQBQX.jpg[/img]
[b][url=http://xkcd.com/1058/]Old-Timers[/url][/b]
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/old_timers.png[/img]
[i]You were on the internet before I was born? Well, so was I.[/i]
[b][url=http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2617#comic]Link to original comic[/url][/b]
[img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120521.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120521after.gif[/img]
Forgive me if i'm late.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OQP2Z.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=xkcd.com;36036582][b][url=http://xkcd.com/1058/]Old-Timers[/url][/b]
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/old_timers.png[/img]
[i]You were on the internet before I was born? Well, so was I.[/i][/QUOTE]
I've noticed that XKCD guy seems to be pretty fond of imagining arbitrary straw-man exchanges.
And fresh from my Facebook news feed:
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/1o0v0g.jpg[/IMG]
Why the fuck was it in her mouth, and why was she [B]sucking it[/B].
[QUOTE=cdlink14;36034504]Saw this whilst cleaning my deviantart inbox:
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3901038/FP/1a92f76260828baa0cf401d6abe6c303-d4y4c9v.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This was made by an individual who clearly didn't understand the system of Producers and Consumers.
[QUOTE=Nearie;36036295]Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
P.S.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends / colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN.
I get it, I'm late.
But apparently this kid has never heard of an x-ray.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=PeonMVC;36036800]allmyboxes.jpg[/QUOTE] You just quoted the whole fucking piece of shit.Why?
[QUOTE=nikomo;36036805]You just quoted the whole fucking piece of shit.Why?[/QUOTE]
Hey, he did ask for all the boxes, didn't he?
[QUOTE=Loofiloo;36036691]I've noticed that XKCD guy seems to be pretty fond of imagining arbitrary straw-man exchanges.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/52726455/XKCD%20IN%20A%20NUTSHELL.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Squeaken;36036976][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/52726455/XKCD%20IN%20A%20NUTSHELL.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I agree with everything except the fourth panel
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/monty_python.jpg[/img]
Pageking? Have this WIP of mine:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40378683/mewling%20quim.jpg[/img]
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