i just put some water in the paper before wiping my ass, it takes all the shit out
I bleed when I shit :buddy:
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;25421753]I meant the pipe thingy that works with a knob... It cleans your ass faster and better and yet not available in any advanced civilization, only the lesser countries have them.[/QUOTE]
...a hose?
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;25421753]I meant the pipe thingy that works with a knob... It cleans your ass faster and better and yet not available in any advanced civilization, only the lesser countries have them.[/QUOTE]
lol a hose
a shower head
a sink
[QUOTE=BCell;25419262]
Nobody liked to be called Stinky butt[/QUOTE]
Unless if you are this guy, then it's totally okay
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:iia:
Yes, unless I'm going to take a shower 30 minutes after that.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;25424450]lol a hose
a shower head
a sink[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=faze;25424373]...a hose?[/QUOTE]
Except this one is built into the toilet's base and is much thinner.
Your argument is invalid.
Don't really find the need to, as long as you wipe properly and shower regularly.
I feel uncomfortable reading this thread.
I fucking hate it when I get out of the shower and realize I have to shit. It feels like such waste of a shower.
[QUOTE=culexor;25426358]I fucking hate it when I get out of the shower and realize I have to shit. It feels like such waste of a shower.[/QUOTE]
Take another shower. It's not like water is THAT expensive.
I jump in the shower after a shit and use the shower head's jet mode to spray water directly into my anus and then go back to the toilet and blast the water from my anus into the toilet bowl, thus ejecting any stray turds into the bowl as well.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;25424450]lol a hose
a shower head
a sink[/QUOTE]
I love the showerheads with the really hard sprayer, that you can take off the wall. You can clean your ass very well with that. It's like a damn powersprayer.
I never wipe.
[b]Never.[/b]
We don't usually have them here (I've only ever seen one once), but I think the word everyone's looking for here is "[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet]bidet[/url]".
Its called Wiping
i put my dick to my ass and piss all over my asshole.
No, i don't use my hand to clean up my ass.
Sure, i do.
[QUOTE=The golden;25431864]Powerspraying one of the most sensitive spots on your body sounds painful.[/QUOTE]
Not at all, it's amazing...for me at least... Not like I'm powerspraying the end of my dick...or my eye. Your asshole isn't all that sensitive.
I think OP means that if you wash your ass with those mini shower heads that are in some toilets.
Well my ass is really hairy and I should wash it sometimes, because if my shit is really muddy when I wipe it some of the shit sticks to my asshair and then they form these shit lumps, ass berries are what I call them.
Not really... sometimes yeah.
Yeah, I wash my ass in the shower.
Once I decided to see whether prostate orgasm actually exists, and I put the shower head onto the small high powered setting and shoved that up my ass. Water accumulated up there and it felt really good as it was hitting my prostate gland. Some water started to leak out when my ass was full but I kept it going cuz the feeling was getting better. After a couple of minutes, I actually orgasmed! It wasn't as good as a normal orgasm, it was slightly different. I did ejaculate (prostate gland IS part of the sexual response circuit) but it was like, slightly browny/yellowy cum, I presume because the bladder wasn't completely blocked off from my dick since I wasn't stroking my dick per se.
You should do it sometime, but after blowing my hench load I literally had to jump out and squirt the water out of my ass. And that night, I woke up like twice because I needed to do a really watery shit. So don't do it everyday guys.
Yea sure. After I'm finished from my shit, I fill up my sink with water and sit on it.
I just wash it in the shower.
[QUOTE=culexor;25426358]I fucking hate it when I get out of the shower and realize I have to shit. It feels like such waste of a shower.[/QUOTE]
this
I put my head behind my legs and lick my asshole and then piss on the floor and do that thing that dogs do on the ground, but in the piss and I pretend I'm a race car speeding along at mach 34 and bumping into other cars and then when I shit it's like 'OH SHIT A STRAY CAT HHNNNNGGG' and then I fall over and hit my head on the toilet seat and-
My cat washes my ass.
[QUOTE=culexor;25426358]I fucking hate it when I get out of the shower and realize I have to shit. It feels like such waste of a shower.[/QUOTE]
shit in the shower
I wipe my ass after a dump. And if it burns like hellfire afterwards, I take a shower.
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