• Whats the best way to learn Norwegian?
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[QUOTE=Still 09;23909351]Ask me, I'm Swedish and our language is so much better.[/QUOTE] Get out. On topic, OP you can stay at my house for a couple of days and you'll learn Norwegian in no time.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;23983824]Get out. [/QUOTE] All scandinavian langauges except for Finnish are very similar, so Swedish and Danish will problably work just as well. Allthough Swedish is abit better, since Danish is very slurry...
Bokmål is the best. the other dialects sounds so fucking gay, honestly when i saw this huge guy and he had this fucking dialect from a place called trøndelag, i had to laugh. [editline]02:09PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Vinze;23984156]All scandinavian langauges except for Finnish are very similar, so Swedish and Danish will problably work just as well. Allthough Swedish is abit better, since Danish is very slurry...[/QUOTE] If you understand Norwegian you can understand Danish and Swedish alot better. Danes or swedes can't understand eachother at all.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;23984177] Danes or swedes can't understand eachother at all.[/QUOTE] Being Swedish, I beg to differ. Sure, sometimes they have to repeat themselves, but we get most of it. Plus, I once knew someone from Norway, and he was a real jerk. So I rest my case.
Learn old Norwegian language. My people are learning it and we are going to make Norway talk like they did back in norrønt.
What you are talking about is "Book tounge" and "New norwegian". What you want to learn is "Book tounge" since "New norwegian" is barely never used other than some literature, newspaper and on TV sometimes. That's because our government are trying to force it on us for some unknown reason. [editline]02:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Monkey pie;23984177]Bokmål is the best. the other dialects sounds so fucking gay, honestly when i saw this huge guy and he had this fucking dialect from a place called trøndelag, i had to laugh. [editline]02:09PM[/editline] If you understand Norwegian you can understand Danish and Swedish alot better. Danes or swedes can't understand eachother at all.[/QUOTE] Bokmål is never a spoken language, only written.
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;23984679]I know a a guy that's weird, therefore every guy from his country is weird :downs:[/QUOTE] No, but they are untill I meet someone nice from there, that's how I keep record on countries :colbert:.
I dont trust Norway :ninja:
Tallefjant
Kom deg bort hit og prat norsk :sun: Get over here and speak norwegian :sun: [QUOTE=PrusseLusken;23983226]ett vindu[/QUOTE] et*
Forget Norway, come to Kenya (we've got the lions)
Northen Norway has THE best dialects ever. It's so funny hearing people from oslo trying to speak like a "nordlending" :v:
stuck a chewgum in your throat then take some cocaine and then try to say "Islepidish" :)
When you've successfully grown a huge beard, and have a cool looking viking helmet. Get in the longboats and start rowing, then you plunder villages and take women. Only then, you'll be a true Norwegian.
[QUOTE=Vinze;23984156]All scandinavian langauges except for Finnish are very similar, so Swedish and Danish will problably work just as well. Allthough Swedish is abit better, since Danish is very slurry...[/QUOTE] Ya Finnish is better than others.
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;23909330]Pimsleur[/QUOTE] This. Rosetta Stone is only good if you want to learn completely useless vocabulary that you can't form into a grammatically correct sentence. Though thanks to weeks of using Rosetta stone, I can inform people that "A panda is an animal. It does not speak Chinese." in Swedish.
[QUOTE=chugolug;23976172]Who knows the best way to learn Finnish. Sorry to go a bit off topic.[/QUOTE] Shave your head before you begin so you don't pull your hair out
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