You now have to use the first object you just thought of to pleasure yourself sexually.
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A key-chain.
:ohdear:.
An empty mug.
A Hammer.
Fuck.
my stomach cramps
A screwdriver
well, shit....
A novint falcon.
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My...
[i]Dragon plushie[/i] :[
Lamp...
Motherfucker, get the lube, and lots of it.
My headset. I guess I could put it on my dick and turn up the volume all the way on a D&B song
Coca-Cola can D:
This sucks.
My keyboard.
How.
My pillow.
What the hell could I possibly do with this thing?
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;35072938]My pillow.
What the hell could I possibly do with this thing?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/8f6c281ce762382723b4c46908e86b95/50%20-%20creepy%20creepy_guy%20dakimakura%20nia_teppelin%20tengen_toppa_gurren_lagann.JPG[/img]
Don't worry, get one of these.
It's not creepy.
Painter's tape.
I like where this is going.
a guitar
:ohdear:
A taco
Dragon dildo.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;35065290]My Xbox. Maybe I'll close the disk tray on my dick or something, I dunno.[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits :v:
[IMG]http://www.logitech.com/assets/32770/2/wireless-gamepad-f510feature-image.png[/IMG]
A controller. I could keep the rumble on with [url]http://www.fs-force.com/support.htm#ForceTest[/url] and it would probably be good.
oh god why did i think of a brick why
my laptop
does this mean i have to like
fuck my laptop
Dead Babies
OHOGODOHOHOGODOHOHOGODOHOHOGODOHOHOGODOHOHOGOD
~Greasy sausage pizza
all over my body~
Spagetti.. oh god
An orange
Why
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I think I'm fine with this.
A calculator.
Maybe...maybe if I type "8008", it'll feel like boobs!
poop
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