You now have to use the first object you just thought of to pleasure yourself sexually.
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Does thinking of a girl count?
A girl is an object so sure
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Don't worry, get one of these.
It's not creepy.[/QUOTE]
god damn why Nia, she's like the least sexualised character on the show
first thing I thought of was a fan :v: this will be painful
Banana. God damn it.
A Beretta M9 airsoft gun...
Penis.
I doubt i'm the first one to say this in this thread, but that's honestly what I thought of first. I'm fine with that tbh.
Thanks asshole, my dicks all mangled from that pepsi can now.
a shoe, oh god no fuck.
Tape measure.
... I'm open to suggestions as to how I'm gonna do this.
I'm not sure how a solar cell would work here...
orange peel
Wine bottle opener.
Does the hot girl next to me in the train count as an object?
I'd do some sick things with her. :v:
[QUOTE=Awegner;35174328]Banana. God damn it.[/QUOTE]
Eat the banana, fuck the Banana peel but lube it first, put it in the microwave for a few seconds... happy fuckin'.
Also, I got this.
[IMG]http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2011/05/fleshlight.jpg[/IMG]
I read "first object you think of" and thought "table"
kill me
A pony.
Oh goddammit, someone get the grease monkey, I need to lube up again.
Jar of mayo.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;35240013]Korg MS-20
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Uh.[/QUOTE]
Where's the Kinky rating when you need one?
Ice coffee.
Computer mouse.
...I don't even know how it would work out other than Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
a big marble
hmmm..
A McDonalds my little pony happy meal toy
Wait..What
A pair of grippers that are right next to me...
This is gonna hurt like hell!
A train.
God damn it.
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