You now have to use the first object you just thought of to pleasure yourself sexually.

[WishesForFishes]

A dead snake.

Why, oh why, did I think of a dead snake.
Fuck.

[smithy69]

Gum.

This'll be fun...

[lemonsman]

A lightbulb.

Somehow I don't think that would be a bright idea.

[Zarjk]

Redstone repeaters.

[hoodoo456]

Well, the first thing i thought of was my girlfriend, but she's not an object, so the second was a pencil. fuck.

[!LORD M!]

Mayonaise.

[Zarjk]

Rick Santorum.

[Str4fe]

Scissors.

[Propane Addict]

I'll slide my dick between the bars of the grill while shoving a spatula in my narrow urethra.

[Missing User]

My boyfriend.

im okay with this

[BlankSlate]

A ButtPlug, this'll work.

[Jarey_]

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Nx9JVYR-NhM/T2n5iY2pycI/AAAAAAAABqY/gin4CswrJzo/s1600/legos.jpg[/img]
:ohdear:

[JimJam707]

[IMG]http://www.aumflowersindiaflorists.com/images/cakes-india-1.jpg[/IMG]
eh

[3mpty]

[img]http://www.campshare.org/WebApp/Uploads/2596118_73980_stapler_01.jpg[/img]

Fuck

[Jon_MadN]

My Dick

[Amy Pond]

[IMG]http://livingwithanerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/logitech-usb-desktop-microphone.jpg[/IMG]

Heh.

[Fuckitbucket]

Bowling Pin! [IMG]http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/jrablend/bowlingpin1.jpg[/IMG]