Not so normal fantasies you have?

[That Deer]

I wish I was all floaty, like in dreams.

Just stand there, will it, and I'll float like on a inner-tube.

[MystFoxcoon]

[QUOTE=ILY;36999292]It's pretty sad that that you even think of that as a fantasy.[/QUOTE]

Well I like this site a lot and it's really really bad.

Anyways, sometimes I have fantasies of going to Hawaii after seeing all those ads for hotels there.

[Fire Kracker]

sometimes i wish i was secretly a tentacle monster with multiple penises

and was invincible so i could go on rape raids without dying from bullets

and sometimes i imagine what my life would be like if i was a girl(but then most things would be the same except for clothing, body and that if i was a girl i would like men and not women(i'd still be pretty damn sexy too(i would do myself)))

[imptastick2]

I would say my biggest fantasy would be to travel the world and see new/rare/endangered species. I have wanted to do this ever sense I heard Douglas Adams speak on his experiences.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc[/media]

[rinoaff33]

I have a recurring fantasy about a character I've conjured in my head. They used to often be sexual in nature when I was a randy teenager, but now it's turned into a somewhat incoherent, novel-esque story. I literally do this at least once a day, usually when I'm trying to go to sleep. Sometimes I even accidentally adopt the mannerisms I assign to the characters in my "story" for a little bit - to be honest, even my overly verbose writing style reflects this. And it's been going on for [I]years[/I].

I need help [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/IMG]

[Dr. Insy]

I wish people would hug eachother more. Hugs are awesome. Don't know if that's normal or not though, I just assumed it isn't because everyone I know hates hugs.

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Dr. Insy;36999424]I wish people would hug eachother more. Hugs are awesome. Don't know if that's normal or not though, I just assumed it isn't because everyone I know hates hugs.[/QUOTE]

I'll hug you bby

[Rebi]

[QUOTE=rinoaff33;36999416]I have a recurring fantasy about a character I've conjured in my head. They used to often be sexual in nature when I was a randy teenager, but now it's turned into a somewhat incoherent, novel-esque story. I literally do this at least once a day, usually when I'm trying to go to sleep. Sometimes I even accidentally adopt the mannerisms I assign to the characters in my "story" for a little bit. And it's been going on for [I]years[/I].

I need help [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-gonk.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I know how that feels man, I'm in the middle of being the writer for the previously mentioned game me and a friend are making, and when I come up with a character I constantly imagine them advancing the story, one character I've had in my head stories for YEARS. I'm OK with it, hard thoughts to get rid of, but if I ever write a novel or something, it could help, try writing it out, even if it doesn't make it so agonizing, it could make one helluva story.

[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Dr. Insy;36999424]I wish people would hug eachother more. Hugs are awesome. Don't know if that's normal or not though, I just assumed it isn't because everyone I know hates hugs.[/QUOTE]

I hate hugs... but I like them at the same time, I like the sensation, but I HATE being touched for some reason, I can't stand prolonged contact with someone, I can barely go through with handshakes.

[Pennywisе]

I'd [i]really[/i] like to get into voice acting and do ultra-hammy villain parts.
Not even sure if I'd have the right voice to do so, but there is no way it could not be the best job ever.

[YourFriendJoe]

[QUOTE=Pennywise;36999498]I'd [i]really[/i] like to get into voice acting and do ultra-hammy villain parts.
Not even sure if I'd have the right voice to do so, but there is no way it could not be the best job ever.[/QUOTE]
Team up with Xienus I'm sure he's already deep somewhere in that work department and can get you in.

[J.C.DentonUNATCO]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if all the millions of "fairy" tales were real. What would life be like if we lived right next to monsters, elves, and gods?

What if The Odyssey was a true story, what if Greek Mythology wasn't actually mythology.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=~Myst;36999279]I dream of a time when I'm not constantly bashed and ridiculed by trolls on this site.[/QUOTE]

so when you post it's basically cognitive dissonance

[rinoaff33]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;36999594]Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if all the millions of "fairy" tales were real. What would life be like if we lived right next to monsters, elves, and gods?

What if The Odyssey was a true story, what if Greek Mythology wasn't actually mythology.[/QUOTE]

Life would suck ass hard. Most "fairies" and gods weren't particularly nice.

[Lufttygger306]

I dream about not forgetting my dreams

[Trogdor]

I keep having a reoccurring dream, it is in some sort of stereotypical fantasy world and i see myself in third person as some sort of wizard or powerful person or some shit. it is odd that i remember most of these dreams and i haven't really remembered other dreams as clearly. there have been several, including one where he/me is fighting a demon kind of thing and gets pretty much cut in half as he finally beats it, barely survives and deals with depression. one seemed to be later he had very crude prosthetic half body installed. The oddest thing to me is that i keep getting them and i remember them more than dreams.

[Ricaaado]

Tying a girl down and fisting her until she squirts uncontrollably.

[Missing User]

I have a fantasy about marrying luka magnotta, just because he is interesting as a person.

I also fantasize about seductively smeating a fish and chips over my face.

[Scarabix]

I have this place inside of my head. I go there often. It's not a retreat or anything. I know it's not physical, and it's barely an utopy. It's more of an uchrony. Full of what if's? What if, I hadn't ruined my relationship with this cute ginger by telling her I love her? What if, I could live closer to that other ginger, who's the closest thing to a friend with interests I have, but lives in the US, thousands of kilometers away?

What if, I hadn't failed my exams this year? What if, that other girl with which I share so much hadn't been a lesbian to begin with? What if I could afford a good computer, and for once, join my friends in their adventures?

What if, I had a way to make girls understand me? What if I was better at fitting in with the other guys?

Then, there's that part of me, which pictures the best life possible, constantly. I could see myself, living with a cute ginger with no name, in a field where I would grow pears and marijuana, in a small house made of wood and glass. There'd be friends a plenty, and for once I'd have good hardware to play the games I like with the people I love.

This is what keeps me going. I don't think I need to say much more. One day I'll have the money to make this partially true. I'm sure.

But until then... I'll have to take life as it comes.

Oh yeah and did I mention I like gingers? Because I do.

[Casadis]

I want to know what it's like to have unlimited power.

[Komppu]

Being immortal and watching world to end and after that float around in nothingness.

[editline]30th July 2012[/editline]

Oh yeah also being black.
Or really white or any color generally rather than normal skin tone.

[Riller]

I often wish I had like, 40 corgis, and moses-like power to command them.

[sp]Yes. I know Moses didn't command corgis, but imagine how great the bible would'ave been if he did?[/sp]

[Arietta]

[QUOTE=Lucorio;36998497]What are some not so normal fantasies you have? Don't be afraid to admit them, because mine are pretty weird. I actually fantasize about being a monkey and what my life would be like if I were one. Also, sometimes I fantasize about fucking my friends Mom and lets just say my fantasies consist of Moms and monkeys.[/QUOTE]
Friday morning Lucorio was really excited. It was his last day of school and his class was going to the local zoo for the grand opening of their monkey exhibit. Lucorio's friend said his mom would come as a chaperon and several other parents had to be coming too. The kids in the school bus were loud and wild, which reminded Lucorio of monkeys. He sat in the back seat and farted as much as he could under the noise before they arrived at the zoo. No one would dare call him his embarrassing 4th grade nickname, "Fragile Farts" with so many adults on the bus anyway.

Students were assigned to random groups at the zoo and Lucorio could feel that no one wanted "Fragile Farts." He wasn't assigned to his friend's mom so he could only stare at her as their groups occasionally past by. Lucorio was still in a great mood. For a long time his friend's mom was uncomfortable with the idea of him sleeping over but, she gave in as it was his last year before moving on to a new school. Lucorio sneaked into his friend's group at the crowded monkey exhibit and they discussed what they would do at his house with disgusting made up monkey sounds and gestures.

Lucorio thought he would have fun playing video games and browsing facepunch with his friend but he couldn't get into it. For dinner they made Lucorio's favorite food, mashed potatoes, but he was still distracted by his friend's mom. Lucorio insisted to do he dishes by himself and secretly licked the left over mashed potatoes off the mom's plate. She hardly ate any of it.

Right after dinner they went to bed. Only a few minutes after Lucorio's friend fell asleep next to him, there were footsteps trying to quietly rush down the hallway. Lucorio heard panicking and desperation in the room next to him right against the wall until there was a hard slam on the toilet seat. "Fucking shit." the mom whispered as she tried to push. Lucorio was in ecstasy as he listened to his friend's mom fart and make other gross noises in the seemingly endless night.

[Muhpit]

I've always wanted to live underground, kinda like a dwarf or in a hobbit hole.

[Psycommu]

I've always wanted to make a third-person hack & slash game with RPG elements and real skill involved starring characters I made up in a world I (kinda) made up to put them in.

But then I realize I will never be able to make it because I have no patience to learn how to code, model, or any of that, I'd be the so-hated "ideas guy." I can draw stuff, yeah, but there's people who are 100x better at it then me and I would quickly be replaced by someone better then me.

[Doomlord]

I sometimes fantasize about becoming some kind of superhero who can shoot beams out of his hands, control other peoples minds and shit.
I then have to rescue all my people who get captured by some demons/aliens.

[Scizor]

I want to catch them all

[Xonax]

I think Luc has a fetish for mom's, mainly due to all the Mom related threads and posts.
Anyway my fantasy is that the world was a better place, and Virtual gaming was real.

[kahgarak]

[QUOTE=Key_in_skillee;36998602]I fantasize about having a sentient dinosaur girlfriend who will love me and be with me in a romantic way, but I only ever get extremely frustrated and sad when I fantasize about it or dream about it because it will never happen. Many of my dreams consist of trying really hard to make it happen and repeatedly failing in different ways and feeling horrible.[/QUOTE]

rrer

[Alice]

[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;37001487]But then I realize I will never be able to make it because I have no patience to learn how to code, model, or any of that, I'd be the so-hated "ideas guy."[/QUOTE]
You could always force yourself to sit down and get through it even if you want to go do something else. It'd be something worth the effort too since it's a skill you can apply towards a career.