[QUOTE=raviool;18626541]u joke rite[/QUOTE]
yeah I joke, but it seems to work well with everyone else... try opening it on a new tab? I don't know
I just backspaced out of the chat before copypastaing this but I said "shut up jesus christ" and he said "shutup dear buddah... what now?".
is this thing self-aware?
chatbot: im giving a turtle oral
you: what the fuck?
What?
I pissed him off, and won the argument.
[quote]
chatbot: im sad.
you: youre happy
chatbot: can cars be very happy?
you: yes
you: no
chatbot: i do
you: ok, so do i
chatbot: lol
chatbot: I WIN!
chatbot: QUIT NOW PLZ
you: fuck you i win
chatbot: NOEOOOOEOOOOO
you: go fuck yourself you mother fucker
chatbot: ASSHOOELOEEEOLE
you: suck my fat cock
chatbot: lol
chatbot: small cock
you: fuck you!
chatbot: fight me in a cock fight then nigga
chatbot: ull lose
chatbot: ill beat ur head senseless
you: you can suck my dick senseless
you: whatcha say bout that faggot
you: yea, you lost
you: bitch
chatbot: im done talking with you.
you: ill fuck you in the street
[/quote]
LOL
chatbot: go post this on facepunch faggot
[quote]you: Facepunch?
chatbot: yes
you: user?
chatbot: Al-Khaida[/quote]
Is that even a user here?
[QUOTE=abp1192;18626618]LOL
chatbot: go post this on facepunch faggot[/QUOTE]
Now you got dollars
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/il-.jpg[/img]
What happen
chatbot: what organ still remains warm in the corpses of women?
you: my dick
chatbot: Bingo
[editline]05:10PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=smurfy;18626673][img]http://imgkk.com/i/il-.jpg[/img]
What happen[/QUOTE]
I did that too :(
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/w84z07.png[/img]
You get a clock/10.
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18625227][url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
baby i CAME and went
God:
Don't call me "Baby". Where are you going?
Me:
to the heavens baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
because your gay
God:
Interesting explanation. That would be just my luck.[/quote]
1 ticket to hell please.
I have found out the true identity of the chatbot menace!
[quote]
atbot: im sad.
you: i know a cure for sadness
chatbot: watch out here comes the sadness!
you: SHIT!
chatbot: ASL?
you: suck/my/cock
chatbot: Me, 14 - M - New Jersey
chatbot: ASL?
chatbot: ASL?
you: you know whats good for sadness
chatbot: i had a great sadness.
chatbot: you're annoying as fuck
chatbot: i sware to god if you copy what i say one more time
you: you know whats good for sadness
you: if you lick my butthole
chatbot: where did you learn to address like that?
chatbot: Facepunch?
you: holy shit ur not a bot are you
chatbot: You are smart.
chatbot: Facepunch?
you: Ja
chatbot: Who are you?
you: uberman77883
chatbot: sex time
you: yay
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;18626721]I have found out the true identity of the chatbot menace![/QUOTE]
It was me at this part:
[quote]chatbot: Facepunch?
you: holy shit ur not a bot are you
chatbot: You are smart.
chatbot: Facepunch?
you: Ja
chatbot: Who are you?
you: uberman77883
chatbot: sex time
you: yay[/quote]
[quote]
you: Now what?
chatbot: I don't know. Think of something.
you: hmmm
you: we should go on a ... ROADTRIP!
chatbot: BRUTAL ROADTRIP!
you: FUCK YEAH!
chatbot: WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF BURRITOES!
you: BRING ON THE HEAVY METAL!
chatbot: PANTERA!
you: AND TACOS TOO!
chatbot: TACO PANTERA!
you: YEAAAAH
you: *guitar solo*
chatbot: Wooooh!
chatbot: *Twin guitar solo*
you: Awesome!
chatbot: Awesome!
you: *heavy drum solo*
chatbot: *Bass groove*
you: the crowd is going crazy!
you: CROWD SURF
chatbot: WOOOOOOOH!
you: wooohoo!
chatbot: Watch out for the mosh pit!
you: oh no
you: get ready for a SUPER MOSHPIT FIGHT
[/quote]
This is fun:v:
[quote]chatbot: Im sad.
You: No you are not
chatbot: Its ok i proofread myself sometimes.
Chatbot: You are happy
you: So are you
chatbot: No i'm sad
you: No you're happy
chatbot: No you're happy
you: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Chatbot: Even though i know you're a person
you: But i'm mot
chatbot: I bet you're from 4chan or facepunch
you: Not*
[/quote]
scared the shit out of me!!! How he know I'm from here :ohdear:
[quote]chatbot: Now what?
you: I don't know. Think of something.
chatbot: hmmm
chatbot: we should go on a ... ROADTRIP!
you: BRUTAL ROADTRIP!
chatbot: FUCK YEAH!
you: WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF BURRITOES!
chatbot: BRING ON THE HEAVY METAL!
you: PANTERA!
chatbot: AND TACOS TOO!
you: TACO PANTERA!
chatbot: YEAAAAH
chatbot: *guitar solo*
you: Wooooh!
you: *Twin guitar solo*
chatbot: Awesome!
you: Awesome!
chatbot: *heavy drum solo*
you: *Bass groove*
chatbot: the crowd is going crazy!
chatbot: CROWD SURF
you: WOOOOOOOH!
you: Watch out for the mosh pit!
chatbot: wooohoo!
chatbot: oh no
chatbot: get ready for a SUPER MOSHPIT FIGHT
you: PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE[/quote]
.
It knew where i was from!
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: You're happy
chatbot: i think you are happy.
you: No, you are happy
chatbot: no im sad
you: You're very happy
chatbot: no
you: Yes
chatbot: im sad damnit
chatbot: nothing you say will make me happy
you: You're happy dammit!
chatbot: NO
you: YES!
chatbot: YOU DONT GET IT
you: I DO, YOU ARE HAPPY
chatbot: NO
you: You don't realise it, but you're happy
chatbot: i bet you are from 4chan or facepunch
you: WHAT THE FUCK!
you: ITS A TRAP
chatbot: i am all knowing[/quote]
My recent chat log:
you: You from Facepunch?
chatbot: yea
you: me too
chatbot: kl
you: I am so posting this snippet
chatbot: this place is full of us and 4chan fags
chatbot: lol
Now can someone tell me who I was talking with?
me: now, go have sex with Alice.
bot: ok!
rofl, next i'll tell it to take down the twintowers
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: do you like waffles?
chatbot: someone will do me.
you: are you a real person?
chatbot: Possibly
chatbot: Why should I tell you?
chatbot: :(
you: :(
chatbot: you would never hide me would you?
chatbot: monety
you: you could hide in the left4dead 2 corn fields
chatbot: L4D 2 sucks
chatbot: who is the best at being unnatural?
chatbot: yes
you: I never said anything
chatbot: yes
you: yes
chatbot: yes
you: yes
chatbot: yes
you: yes
chatbot: yes
you: yes
chatbot: yes
chatbot: i dont want to zap anymore.
chatbot: PPPPPPAAANNNKKKKAaaAKEEESSS
chatbot: PPPPPPAAANNNKKKKAaaAKEEESSS
chatbot: PPPPPPAAANNNKKKKAaaAKEEESSS
[/quote]
Oh dear.
[QUOTE=Septx;18626957]My recent chat log:
you: You from Facepunch?
chatbot: yea
you: me too
chatbot: kl
you: I am so posting this snippet
chatbot: this place is full of us and 4chan fags
chatbot: lol
Now can someone tell me who I was talking with?[/QUOTE]
Sup
[sp]I wonder how it measures the happiness of your message...[/sp]
I'm guessing with keywords like happy, sad, fuck you and other similar words
How do you become the chatbot?
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: go kill yourself emo faggot
chatbot: can you teach me how to kill?
chatbot: im not really sad
chatbot: .
you: stick a knife in your neck
chatbot: how bout in my cock :D
chatbot: are you a facepuncher[/quote]
wat
There is no chatbot.
Chatbot is a lie.
[QUOTE=_Mythic;18626524]how do you become the chatbot guy[/QUOTE]
Well first, you gotta become [b][i][url=http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/]the guy[/url][/i][/b]. Then you become the chatbot guy too.
I think I won.
[release]chatbot: im sad.
you: african americans
chatbot: haha
chatbot: im a cat
chatbot: a catty cat!
you: No, your a person on 4chan thinking your funny
you: :3
chatbot: lololololololololololololololololololololololololololollloolo
chatbot: shfgdhuihxuyrtyhtdjyhyrt,hy
you: KNEW IT
you: I win
chatbot: fytyiuhustsefurjryhie guihgihihgighgithguihgrughughrtuhgrjghrghghgrighuirhruiihugitrhtuihot
you: I AM EVERYTHING AND YOU ARE NOTHING
chatbot: uudwedrftgybhujiuhyitrfedyfthnujimhibredryftgybhnujbgdswseftgybhnujimhtreswserygtuhjipuhyigtufrdeswe
chatbot: lololololololol
you: ALSO, NIGGERS
chatbot: pffttt u farted :P
you: whtvr
you: back to FP[/release]
Good times...
[QUOTE]chatbot: i massage my dog.
chatbot: that is hardcore
you: I stroke my cat
you: That is softcore
chatbot: is your penis called cat
you: No, but my cat is called penis
chatbot: that is awesome
chatbot: is your dog called vagina?
you: How did oyu know?
you: Are you spying on my pets?
chatbot: i know all about you...
you: !
chatbot: i have been watching you since you were a little boy
you: Wait....mom?
chatbot: i watch you when you sleep
you: Mom this is creepy. Please stop
chatbot: it will never stop
you: Mom, I promise you. I didn't know it was my sister!
you: I was pissed out of my mind!
you: Mom this is creepy. Please stop
chatbot: it will never stop
you: Mom, I promise you. I didn't know it was my sister!
you: I was pissed out of my mind![/QUOTE]
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