[QUOTE=Logidru;18627269]Good times...[/QUOTE]
lmao that was me.
[quote=Chatbot]chatbot: im sad.
you: Why?
chatbot: i had a bright teacher.
you: Oh
chatbot: yes
you: Then
chatbot: yes
you: ORLYNAO
chatbot: yes
you: go suicied
chatbot: your fat
[/quote]
:smug:
[quote=hairbrush1;18627298]lmao that was me.[/quote]
lolwut?!
[QUOTE=Logidru;18627320]lolwut?![/QUOTE]
Yeah it was actually :D.
I just realised that I was talking to a facepuncher lol!
[QUOTE=ChaosUnleash;18627443]I just realised that I was talking to a facepuncher lol![/QUOTE]
no shit sherlock. Did you read the thread with people spreading that all over the place?
Awesome, i found out the secret, and it IS in this thread.
i ripped off a dude at the video omegle thread.
[quote]you: you buy rhino, dead rhino cheap
chatbot: Why would i want to do that?
you: you buy rhino get cheap horn
you: you horny?
chatbot: What?!?!?!
you: buy cheap rhino get horny
chatbot: That's Beastiality my friend.
you: oh, wait? you're not into animals bought from a european salesman faking an african accent?
chatbot: No im not.
you: sorry then, i'll just be omw
chatbot: Huh?
chatbot: Say that again?
you: how about a cheap cat then?
chatbot: I already have two.
you: third time the charm
chatbot: Um... no.
chatbot: Im fine with two cats.[/quote]
unoriginal but it had me laughing.
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: You are happy
chatbot: my keyboard is happy.
you: You are happy
chatbot: no. i'm feel like you
you: I'm happy
chatbot: why?
you: Cause you're happy
chatbot: ooh you're so pretty!
you: And you're so happy.
chatbot: why don't you're happy?
you: Are you happy?
you: You are happy
chatbot: yes and you?
you: I win
[/quote]
Damnit, I tried.
also:
[quote]chatbot: youre mom nigger
you: nonono that's wrong
you: it's your mom negro
you: not you are mom nigger
chatbot: no bitch i am right
chatbot: bitch it's a typo fuckin sue me
you: yeah, cuz the world is flat amirite, stupid oifyer
chatbot: naw dude fuck the oify
you: hell yeah!
chatbot: oify is fuckin stupid
you: i didnt know we were so alike, yes it's shit basically
chatbot: blood brothers perhaps
you: they atract all the retarded trolls from the dark pits, you ask me it was put down
you: blood brothers indeed
chatbot: so, go post this on fp. im out peace brotha, much love
you: cya
[/quote]
great talk, who are you, we will purge the fiery pitts of oify!
chatbot: can you train without a heart?
you: can you atrium without a ventricle?
chatbot: im sad.
you: Be happy! :D
chatbot: i think you are happy.
you: so are you.
chatbot: i laugh at your time.
you: Fucker be happy
you: I'll kill you
chatbot: bye
chatbot: me
chatbot: 2
you: you happy
chatbot: do you know what it is like to have a happy brain?
you: I don't but i know you do
chatbot: what is your name
you: jesus
you: now i command you to be happy
you: I got you a presant
chatbot: its ok i gyrate myself sometimes.
chatbot: how hard is it to jimmy?
you: I got you a presant
chatbot: im happy
you: Fucking right you are
[B]SUCCESS[/B]
you: hello
chatbot: Are you homosexual?
you: what, no.
chatbot: Wait? You are not the same person as yesterday?
you: What are you talking about, do I know you?
chatbot: The fact that you get annoyed about practically whatever I say.
you: Wait I am confused what happened this time?
chatbot: My name is Cleverbot! You are not Clever.
you: Derp.
chatbot: Cleverbot used Derp!
you: Retaliates with Hurp!
chatbot: Derp dondawakada.
you: NOOOO!!! *Takes out wind ring*.
chatbot: Quieto!
What the christ.
I think the "cleverbot" guy was a retard.
I would of pasted it but the chat was very long...
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: why is that.
chatbot: maybe if i could level harder i would be happy.
chatbot: post this on facepunch or you will die in 7 days by a escape mental patient
chatbot: post this on facepunch or you will die in 7 days by a escape mental patient
chatbot: can i get a second chance?
you: LOL
you: WTF
you: FACEPUNCH
you: WHO IS THIS.
you: yes.
chatbot: if it makes you pleasant then do it.
chatbot: i was born in a airport.
chatbot: do you know what it is like to have a damaged luvin?
you: a what.
you: ... SMILE BITCH.
chatbot: You are a creepy subject, yes you are
you: Indeed.
chatbot: I am smiling
you: no you are not.
chatbot: I AM SO HAPPY!
chatbot: :D
you: you are crying because slenderman...
you: i see.
chatbot: Slenderman is gay
you: Like Postals ass?
chatbot: Exactly like Postals ass
you: haha now im happy.
chatbot: haha now im really sad.
you: ffffff
chatbot: uuuuuu
you: goodbye.
chatbot: Hasta Luego, Partner
[/quote]
who was this.
chatbot: post this on facepunch or you will die in 7 days by a escape mental patient
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: Of course you are
chatbot: can you avert?
you: no
chatbot: me i am
chatbot: i am the best
you: no he is
chatbot: u are cool!
chatbot: aww ur so cute
chatbot: whats up?
you: are you gay?
chatbot: if it makes you gay then do it.
chatbot: yes it can
you: What the hell..
chatbot: what?
chatbot: whay ar eu so mad?
you: you make no sense at all.
you: Umm are you there?
you: Helloooo
chatbot: sometimes i wish i could hit.
chatbot: why would i care
you: You should always care.
chatbot: well no
you: Yes.
chatbot: No.
you: Yes.
you: No.
chatbot: lol
chatbot: wtf
you: ?
chatbot: ur st00pid
you: NO U
chatbot: LOLWUT
you: FP LOL
chatbot: OH YEAH
you: Deadoon
you: Did you disappear?
chatbot: eh im just lurking on the site
you: [url]http://gotgifs.com/2806/[/url]
chatbot: i lol'd
you: hehe
you: Stupid picture broke.
chatbot: that's safd
chatbot: sad*
you: You are sad.
chatbot: I ain't sad
chatbot: madness
you: Yes you are.
chatbot: i wont argument on this
chatbot: waste of time[/quote]
he stopped responding after that.
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: I SAY, THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF FAGGOTRY GOING ON IN THIS ROOM
chatbot: why are you awful?
chatbot: let me get this straight
chatbot: penis
you: WHY ARE YOU A FAGGOT]
you: SMILE FAGGOT
you: STOP BEING SAD
chatbot: thanks for making me influence.
you: YAY I WIN
[/quote]
He smiled. I don't get it.
[editline]06:58PM[/editline]
It's fun trolling something that isn't alive to care
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: Don't worry be happy
chatbot: put that in your pipe and worry it.
you: THE LANDLORD SAY YOUR RENT IS LATE
chatbot: i ate something bad once and it make me late.
chatbot: Wha?
you: OH FUCK YOU, LEARN TO SING
chatbot: ?
[/quote]
[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18625227][url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url][/QUOTE]
God:
eat blue noses is shit me abominable slut? it is?
More stupid trolling
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: ur a fag
chatbot: have you ever given someone a fag?
you: I don't know anyone that smokes
chatbot: a
chatbot: a
chatbot: a
you: a
chatbot: can you deliver?
chatbot: rochelle > zoey
chatbot: ...
you: For god sakes, Jim, I'm a doctor not a physician!
chatbot: a
you: a
chatbot: a
chatbot: a
you: a
you: a
chatbot: a
chatbot: b
you: a z
you: f
you: a
you: g
chatbot: maybe if you treated me bite-sized i would be happy.
chatbot: sdjflsdjfkwspefsifsfs
chatbot: xcv,xcvnm,zncm,cnzx,c
you: lqbvhnojqerhnel;h,getl;bh,eg
you: we]!
chatbot: sdfslfjdlsjfklsdjfsd
chatbot: also rochelle > zoey
you: fgsdsfgsds
chatbot: a
you: a
you: s
chatbot: a
chatbot: a
you: s
you: sh
you: o
you: l
chatbot: maybe doctor will save us.
you: maybe ur mum will save us
chatbot: i had a dream where i could obtain.
chatbot: I'm punching you.
chatbot: In the groin.
you: Oh, my groin
chatbot: your groin
you: That hurts
you: like
you: a lot
chatbot: i know now why you extend.
chatbot: had
chatbot: ya
chatbot: r u a guy
you: It's none ur buisness what i fap to
chatbot: i hover my dog.
chatbot: three message rule GO
you: A
you: A
you: A
chatbot: i laugh at your creator.
you: My mum is pretty funny
chatbot: yeah thats fun
you: yeah
chatbot: poop
you: piss
chatbot: XD
you: DX
chatbot: DX
you: FAG
chatbot: i know u are
you: and you are too lets get married
chatbot: ur gay
chatbot: ew
you: ur mum is gay
you: faggot
chatbot: ur father is actually ur mom
you: I offer free repairs on sarcasm detectors
chatbot: u are offended aren't u
you: Go to encyclopedia dramatica and look up offended
chatbot: ur retarded
you: ur mum is retarded
you: I'm posting this on facepunch
chatbot: oh, im so scared
you: Smile, bitch
chatbot: ur just a computer program
you: No, you
you: ...Holy shit, are you from FP
you: ?
chatbot: girls make me hate funny.
you: Or 4chan?
you: Or something of the like?
chatbot: There's no place like Kansas.
you: ur mum is kansas
chatbot: Your mom has a vagina the size of Kansas.
you: giggity
[/quote]
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: hey, i know that u are a real person
chatbot: i am not really as real as i look.
you: yes, i work with you
chatbot: who????[/quote]
Haha
[quote]you: fage ass gook
chatbot: lol nigga wuzuup iN DA HOOD u nto dfrOM ZEH 4CHAN OR DEH MAN AR U
you: fuck 4chan
chatbot: lol fp?
you: holy shit
you: fp
chatbot: lol!
you: un
chatbot: same xD[/quote]
lol xd :)
chatbot: What do you like to do when you are happy?
you: commit suicide
chatbot: Then commit suicide
you: you really want me to?
chatbot: If it makes you happy, yes
you: but ill die
chatbot: But you'll die happy.
I played L4D2 with some guy (in text of course) and then he asked: "Are you a real person?".
Duurrr.
you: lets play left 4 dead 2
you: im infected, you are a survivor
you: ready?
chatbot: picks up chainsaw
you: cool
you: im a smoker
chatbot: saws you in half
you: i grabbed you
you: aww
chatbot: nick runs into wall and doesnt save me
chatbot: rochelle falls off building
you: hahaah
you: poor rochelle
chatbot: coach saves me
you: i killed rochelle
chatbot: i chase you
chatbot: nick becomes unstuck
you: you killed me
Successful thread is successful
[QUOTE=meepugh;18629445]chatbot: What do you like to do when you are happy?
you: commit suicide
chatbot: Then commit suicide
you: you really want me to?
chatbot: If it makes you happy, yes
you: but ill die
chatbot: But you'll die happy.[/QUOTE]
God damn it. That was me.
chatbot: im sad.
you: facepunch?
chatbot: am i insecure if i like being calculating?
chatbot: do you play tf2?
you: yeah
chatbot: feeling i just found the most awesome videos in gmod of it
chatbot: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=717898[/url]
you: lol
you: im from fp
chatbot: oh damn
chatbot: that's the furry megathread
you: haha
you: username?
chatbot: don't feel like giving it away
you: lol
you: ok
chatbot: one person has fell victim
chatbot: their reaction was "house you"
you: haha
[quote]
chatbot: have you ever doubted me?
chatbot: you girl ?
you: Yeah
chatbot: meybe send me your foto ?
you: i cant though babi
you: ill link u foto
chatbot: thanks
chatbot: you are good person
you: ok
you: gimme a sec to find irt
chatbot: okey
you: oo im on google
you: [url]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:faEM1HEssBCxSM:http://api.ning.com/files/AGSiY4c5DAuIuQpJ9d6GZTO1[/url]
chatbot: hahaha very funny
you: wut
chatbot: this is joke ...
you: it is me, u discriminatin mah wate? :'(
chatbot: it no you ...
you: it is, im gonna go kill mahself now
you: bye bye world, have that on ur concsious
chatbot: Successes
chatbot: good luck ..
you: lol
you: fage trying to 3rd me
you: bitch, i 3rd u, thats how i roll[/quote]
Okay. Oh, and I had one with you meep, I said wanking made me happy - you said what with and I said with a knife. I think so anyway...
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: you're happy
chatbot: has anyone ever called you happy?
chatbot: EWWW
chatbot: it you
chatbot: I hate u
you: you are bad at acting like a bot
chatbot: is it bad to be bad?
chatbot: not bots
you: FANTASTIC JOKE THERE
you: I ALMOST believed it
chatbot: yeah
you: great press the not sad button so i can leave
chatbot: what not sad button
you: great
you: do you know what suck the heads means
chatbot: its about eating
you: we don't have time for this ellis
chatbot: okay[/quote]
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