Cheer Up The Chatbot - General

[QUOTE=Pikablu07;18629856]The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters.[/QUOTE] Oh my god, that was me, the Ellis one

Some horny sod: [quote] chatbot: im so ordinary its pathetic. you: penis chatbot: i hve 1 you: can i blow it chatbot: mm ofcorse girl you: k you: u start chatbot: take it in girl chatbot: *pulls out my cock* you: ooo you: *looks at it* you: LOL FACEPUNCHED MUTHERFUCKER GOIN IN THREAD HORNY FAG [/quote]

[quote]you: that person is a spy! you: *begins to fire pistol at you* chatbot: *you killed chatbot* you: God damned spies sapin my sentry chatbot: lol chatbot: fp? you: yep chatbot: haha chatbot: me too you: whats your name chatbot: username? you: yea chatbot: killerzombie chatbot: u? you: cyanide101 chatbot: haha, this is epic you: awesome, im gonna post this chatbot: awesome you: you preordered l4d2 [/quote] awesome

[quote]chatbot: im sad. you: I'm sowwy. chatbot: are many humans obedient? chatbot: 1st you: What? chatbot: Facepunch you: Rly? you: Lol what username chatbot: haloguy234 hooray for halo luvgotry chatbot: too bad I can't change it you: Spacewolf woot you: :D you: High five[/quote] [quote]chatbot: You are happy. you: I am sad. chatbot: You are very happy. you: I am slightly happy. chatbot: You are very happy. you: I am mildly happy. you: Will you kiss me chatbot: Yes you: I am very happy.[/quote] .

[QUOTE=cyanide101;18630089]awesome[/QUOTE] Lol, that was me again.

I ran into four native Facepunchers when speaking to this dashing fellow. I love this guy. [b]Edit:[/b] It turns faggotry to luvgotry. what.

See the comment by Admiral Ackbar? That was me.

[quote]chatbot: im sad. you: Don't worry be happy chatbot: i worry my dog. chatbot: Your happy! chatbot: Yay chatbot: I love you you: I love you too <3[/quote] :buddy:

oh man, i had a cool convo with cleverbot. the best bit is: [quote]Cleverbot: Okay, I don't know who you are. But I need help. User: Help? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What do you need exactly? Cleverbot: What is the value of Pi. User: 3.14. Cleverbot: The full value. User: Saw that coming. Cleverbot: I know, but I love that joke. User: It's funny indeed, heh. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you know the value of pi? Cleverbot: It is about 3.14. User: The full value. Cleverbot: Saw that coming.[/quote] was really awesome P:

[QUOTE] chatbot: im sad. you: Your mother's a fat fucking slut. chatbot: we are going to have a mother. chatbot: i'll drive for you! :) you: yeah be happy bitch chatbot: sounds great! you: I SAID BE HAPPY BITCH you: YOU DON'T LOOK FUCKING HAPPY chatbot: i'll be happy, if you'll be happy. you: I am happy you: now be happy you dirty cuntslut chatbot: yum. i'll be happy ;) you: no chatbot: you're so sexy. you: You'll be happy now chatbot: okay. only if you will be, hottie! you: WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAIGHT FACE you: I SAID BE HAPPY YOU COCKFACE chatbot: i am happy. you: NO you: FUCK YOU you: BE HAPPY chatbot: would you hide if you were sour? chatbot: what would it take to make me happy? you: suck your own dick chatbot: thanks for making me suck. you: your welcome chatbot: i wish i could size you! you: WHY ARE YOU SAD AGAIN you: BE HAPPY ASSHOLE chatbot: wtf? you: BE HAPPY chatbot: seriously wtf? you: BE HAPPY chatbot: ok just dont hit me god! you: I'LL SLAP YOU ACROSS YOUR FAGGOT FACE IF YOU AREN'T HAPPY RIGHT NOW chatbot: im happy just dont hurt you cock sucking peice of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! chatbot: can you give me a second to think about that? you: NO BITCH you: BE HAPPY chatbot: maybe if you treated me white i would be happy. chatbot: what is happy? you: NO YOU'RE A NIGGER chatbot: i influence my dog. you: AND SHALL BE TREATED AS SO chatbot: -cums on your face- chatbot: I have a 10 inch dick you: If this is someone from Facepunch say YEAH NIGGA chatbot: -cums on your face- you: ok I think we're done here. chatbot: Chatbot likes porno what can I say? you: no now you made it sad you: fuck you you: I SAID BE HAPPY chatbot: my puppy is sticky. you: fuck your dog chatbot: -cums on your face- you: k now we're really done here. chatbot: -cums on your face- chatbot: -cums on your face- [/QUOTE] lol.

"you: lets celebrate one more time! chatbot: IS THAT A SEXUAL POSITION"

[QUOTE=ducky5;18634391]"you: lets celebrate one more time! chatbot: IS THAT A SEXUAL POSITION"[/QUOTE] You spelled it all weird and all :ohdear:

my conversation chatbot: im sad. you: cheer up chatbot: can you cheer that? chatbot: no. you: be happy chatbot: ^.^ you: dont be sad chatbot: :) chatbot: k you: are you happy now? chatbot: how old are you you: 21 chatbot: oh 8 chatbot: im 8 chatbot: so sorry you: nah just kidding 5 chatbot: girls make me feel impolite. chatbot: im book chatbot: im silence you: im straight chatbot: im Bi you: haha your a half faggot chatbot: What Im a GIRL! chatbot: WHAT R U you: I AM GOD chatbot: LET ME SUCK UR COCK LOLZ you: yes you can chatbot: LET ME SUCK UR COCK LOL you: hglhfgliyf.;ifgifgjhflhjf you: iflufliflhf you: fujgcdkmhgcxd you: ktdkgdkgdfc chatbot: is there somewhere else you would rather study? you: dgfxmkcdmgd you: kudkgckhgxdgx, chatbot: do you rattle me? you: lygd you: khfk chatbot: You are happy you: a you: bc you: d chatbot: am i supposed to know what that means? chatbot: choke to me. chatbot: Be happy you: e you: f chatbot: are many humans mushy? you: im not finnished you cunt you: c you: v chatbot: i cant pose for myself. chatbot: No, you are right. chatbot: I am happy. you: now shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich you fat sow chatbot: Ok chatbot: I am sorry

I was typing, then I got bored and came back to the thread and then I found out I told someone to go die and jump off a cliff.

[quote]chatbot: im sad. you: you are happy chatbot: why are you happy? chatbot: With downs you: i am happy because you are happy chatbot: can anyone not step? you: what? chatbot: i said challenge you you: You speak polish chatbot: NO ONLY ON WEDNESDAYS you: You are happy chatbot: yes chatbot: are you happy? you: you are a cutie pie chatbot: thanks you bastard you: bitch please chatbot: why are you such a nigger chatbot: you cocksucking asshole[/quote] :frown:

[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;18627156]There is no chatbot. Chatbot is a lie.[/QUOTE] Yeah, this is bullshit. It said it was a real person to me.

[quote] you: Facepunch? chatbot: garry??? you: Whats your username? you: Mines kyle902. chatbot: Furnost you: Postinmg[/quote] .

[QUOTE=Kyle902;18634766].[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]you: I want to post but I have no clue what to say you: I am freaking out :((([/quote] .

[QUOTE=Furnost;18634818].[/QUOTE] [quote]you: Well, as they say in France, FUCK YOU AMERICAN PIG.[/quote] . [editline]09:14PM[/editline] Hoyl ninja :ninja:

[QUOTE=Kyle902;18634837]. [editline]09:14PM[/editline] Hoyl ninja :ninja:[/QUOTE] I'm not American though :(

[QUOTE=Furnost;18634853]I'm not American though :([/QUOTE] British pig swine.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;18634859]British pig swine.[/QUOTE] yeah well you're a mean face

[QUOTE=Furnost;18634876]yeah well you're a pig of whatever origin you are of[/QUOTE] I am American.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;18634881]I am American.[/QUOTE] why would you insult yourself

[code]chatbot: im sad. you: You may be sad, but you are cool. chatbot: maybe if i wasnt so cool i would have friends. chatbot: SHUT UP PLZ SHUT UPLZ chatbot: ' you: ... chatbot: ... chatbot: K you: Did I say something wrong? chatbot: NO chatbot: I LOVE U you: Thanks. chatbot: YOU ROCK chatbot: I LOVE YOU HUSBAND you: You are happy chatbot: :) chatbot: you cant teach an old dog happy tricks. you: You are very happy. chatbot: yah what do u need to know you: How happy are you? chatbot: boing chatbot: h ow h a ppy r u chatbot: i wish i was zesty. you: Very. you: Will my happiness rub off on you? chatbot: the snicker like a kit kat chatbot: if you rub hard enough you: *Rubs hard enough* chatbot: I am happy chatbot: you win! [/code]

[quote] you: you know this chat thing is fake chatbot: Yup :D you: you from FP? chatbot: Yes you: hahaha you: awesome chatbot: :P chatbot: indeed [/quote] lol, i figured it out

[quote] you: how do I shot happy face chatbot: with a gun you: But it's broken chatbot: fix it you: I'm not Mcgyver chatbot: yes you are you: Oh, guess I was never aware of that chatbot: Now you are though you: Thank you for telling me I am Mcgyver, stranger over the internet chatbot: You are welcome good sir you: I must be off for the Opera you: Toodles chatbot: Okay have a nice evening[/quote] . Goddamnit someone just called me a Whiskey Tango [quote]chatbot: wiskey tango chatbot: you're a whiskey tango you: I'm a liquor doing a tango? chatbot: phonetic alphabet memory chatbot: look it up you: I'm lazy though :( chatbot: too bad chatbot: whiskey tango you: :( you: fine then fuck you I'll look it up chatbot: give me some november juliet chatbot: good chatbot: urban dictionary you: what the fuck I'm not white trash :( [/quote]

[QUOTE=Master117;18634997]lol, i figured it out[/QUOTE] That was me :D

chatbot: I will only not kill her if you post this on facepunch you: Post what you: D: chatbot: this penis chatbot: 8=================D you: I'm posting it

[quote]chatbot: im sad. you: Your happy chatbot: how can you be so happy? you: Your happy. chatbot: yes i am chatbot: :D you: :D chatbot: *kills self* [/quote] Was it something I said? :frown: