Cheer Up The Chatbot

[Averice]

[quote]
Me:
So, do you exist?
God:
Ugh. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
See, people can see me, nobody can see you buddy therefore you exist excessively less than me
God:
I see. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
So, prove to me exactly how you exist as much as me when you cannot be seen
God:
Gee. The proof cannot fit in this margin.
Me:
Break the margin, you are god arn't you?
God:
Are all Break the margin me god arn t me?
Me:
So your not god? I see. Thanks for the little talk.
[/quote]
Owned.

[i]Note:[/i] I am not religious and i do not believe in god.

[dzonint]

I've met some FPer again.

[Buttergoose]

God I love this person.

[QUOTE]chatbot: im sad.

you: Hellow

chatbot: put that in your pipe and grunt it.

you: no no no

you: do you like pie?

chatbot: its too second in here.

chatbot: thanks for reminding my how awful i do.

you: oh you, eat some pie and be happy!

chatbot: i am happy ur not

you: You are happy

chatbot: yup

you: yep

chatbot: so y rnt u

you: cause i don't speak in short words, such as y rnt and u

chatbot: then mavb u shud try it sometime it might make u happy

you: naah, it's not fun for me

you: anyway, do you play WoW?

chatbot: no i have no idea wat that is

you: World of Warcraft

chatbot: hell no i think my brothers might but im not into that stuff

you: i see

chatbot: sorry

you: you're a real person, aren't you?

chatbot: ya

you: awesome

you: so how is it having this job?

chatbot: amazing

you: hehe

you: you must meet a lot of weird people huh?

chatbot: yup

you: any way to apply to the job?

you: would really like to try it

chatbot: im not supposed to tell the people i chat with how sorry

you: aww :(

you: would be awesome though

chatbot: tru

you: anyway, doing anything else than chatting with people?

chatbot: i promise not to predict you.

chatbot: cow

you: moo

chatbot: co co co

you: a bird??

you: oops, double ? there

you: soz

chatbot: you look like a jittery kid.

chatbot: Stories to be told

chatbot: And plain to see the facts are changing

chatbot: No meaning left to hold

you: song lyrics?

chatbot: i render over spilled milk.

chatbot: aeternaultima equies fons vitae

you: now you are weird
[/QUOTE]

That's what we have said so far.

[RAYHALO]

[QUOTE]
chatbot: Stories to be told

chatbot: And plain to see the facts are changing

chatbot: No meaning left to hold

you: song lyrics?
[/QUOTE]

that was me

[Buttergoose]

[QUOTE=RAYHALO;18640440]that was me[/QUOTE]

Bullshit!

[editline]03:53PM[/editline]

Prove it!

[latirCole]

[QUOTE]
you: YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT FACEPUNCH AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT

chatbot: ILL GIVE YOU A FACE PUNCH IN A MINUTE IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!![/QUOTE]

Just a segment of my conversation

[Lewdis]

[quote]chatbot: My Dick!

you: I love your dick

chatbot: Suck it

you: Sure

you: *sucks dick*

chatbot: mmmmh.

chatbot: Happy.

you: Its so big

chatbot: *Is happy*

you: *Is happy too*
[/quote]

What did I just do

[MrHeadHopper]

chatbot gave me pic [url]http://i38.tinypic.com/zkidra.gif[/url]

[editline]03:46PM[/editline]

I chatted with mikfoz and forgot to put the big ass motehrfucking dirty chatlog here

[editline]03:47PM[/editline]

he turned a plastic monkey into a big dildo with a stungun

[maurits]

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;18640999]chatbot gave me pic [url]http://i38.tinypic.com/zkidra.gif[/url]

[editline]03:46PM[/editline]

I chatted with mikfoz and forgot to put the big ass motehrfucking dirty chatlog here

[editline]03:47PM[/editline]

he turned a plastic monkey into a big dildo with a stungun[/QUOTE]

Lol what?

[Frozen_Fish]

I know its stupid but it gets funny towards the end :smile:
[quote]
you: are you on the ball?
chatbot: hello
you: are you on the ball?
chatbot: no
you: get on the ball!
chatbot: ok
you: that's right
chatbot: are you a girl or guy
you: are you on the ball?
chatbot: yes
you: that's right
chatbot: are you a girl or guy
you: Get on the ball!
chatbot: I AM
you: that's right!
chatbot: ARE YOU A GIRL OR GUY (IM ON THE BALL)
you: that's right!
chatbot: do you force me?
you: are you on the ball?
chatbot: Yeah
you: that's right!
chatbot: OK
you: Get on the ball!
chatbot: *Is on the ball*
you: that's right!
chatbot: Now what
you: Get on the ball!
chatbot: I am on the ball!!
you: That's Right!
chatbot: GAH
you: Billy Mays here with new Oxiclean Detergent!
chatbot: Billy Mays is a tard.
you: Are you on the ball!?
chatbot: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
you: Get on the ball!
you: that's right!
chatbot: *Confused*
you: No more getting out of bed, just pee in the closet!
chatbot: ..I don't want to!
you: We'll send you the weed, with lightning speed!
chatbot: I DON"T SMOKE WEED
you: Get on the Ball!
chatbot: Are you mental or something?
you: Are you on the ball!?
chatbot: YES
you: That's Right!
you: Get on the Ball!
chatbot: FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD.
you: Get on the Ball!
chatbot: haha
you: are you on the ball!?
chatbot: No.
you: get on the Ball!
chatbot: Make me
you: That's right!
you: No more getting out of bed, just pee in the closet!
chatbot: Get on the ball!
you: Are you on the ball!?
chatbot: That's right!
you: Get on the ball!
chatbot: Get on the ball!
you: That's right!
chatbot: That's right!
you: Billy Mays here with new Oxiclean Detergent!
you: Are you on the ball!?
chatbot: FAIL
chatbot: FAIL FAIL FAIL
you: Get on the ball!
chatbot: Non!
you: Get on the ball!
chatbot: Je deteste le ballon!
you: GET ON THE FUCKING BALL!!!!!
chatbot: Non!
you: DO IT
chatbot: NON
you: YEY
chatbot: NO
you: YES
chatbot: NONONO
[b]Here I pretend the person he's chatting with has swapped[/b]
you: how many lives does a cat have?
chatbot: 24
you: huh?
chatbot: I mean 9
you: oh
you: wow you're a really smart chatbot
chatbot: Chatbot is a good boy
you: where do you live chatbot
chatbot: In a science lab in Phoenix Arizona.
you: FYI I'm A Spy!!! GET ON THE BALL!!
you: ARE YOU ON THE BALL!!
chatbot: FOR THE LOVE OF *#&$(^&^$#&%^*#$(
you: GET ON THE BALL!!
[/quote]

[bringitonbitch]

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;18640999]chatbot gave me pic [url]http://i38.tinypic.com/zkidra.gif[/url]

[editline]03:46PM[/editline]

I chatted with mikfoz and [b]forgot to put the big ass motehrfucking dirty chatlog here[/b]

[editline]03:47PM[/editline]

he turned a plastic monkey into a big dildo with a stungun[/QUOTE]

I'll post it for you.

chatbot: im sad.
you: FUCK YOU
you: FUCK YOU
chatbot: did you hear the one about the police and a plastic monkey?
you: FUCK YOU
chatbot: make me a friend!
you: FUCK YOU
chatbot: you look like a little sandwich.
you: FUCK YOU
chatbot: thanks for reminding my how awful i discard.
chatbot: hmm
you: FUCK YOU
chatbot: what?
you: FUCK YOU
you: FUCK YOU
you: DIE IN A FIRE YOU DONT DESERVE LIFE
chatbot: i am stuck between a rock and a drab place.
chatbot: Was that the bot?
you: im sad.
you: im chatbot.
chatbot: That's the bot.
chatbot: lol
you: did you hear the one about the police and a plastic monkey?
chatbot: No, tell me.
you: there was a police and a plastic monkey:
you: he took the plastic monkey and melted it with his stungun
you: then he reformed the plastic money into a big dildo
chatbot: i dart you are beautiful.
chatbot: can you train without a gun?
you: he slowmy put it into his anus enjoying the sensations
chatbot: what
you: then he zipped his pants open, and slowly and gentely took out his penis
chatbot: whatttt
you: he started to move his hands slowly up and down enjoying it so much with a plastic monkey in his anu
you: s
chatbot: whatttttttttttttttttt
you: then he came, his dick started to become very hard, the balls contracted and white stuff came out
chatbot: whattttt?
you: he slowly opened his mouth, his tongue started ccoming out slowly licking the cum up
chatbot: my god that is nasty
chatbot: are you a boomer?
you: he enjoyed the sticky feeling of the white cum in his mouth and then he swallowed it
chatbot: godddd
chatbot: stop saying nasty shittttt
you: he didnt enjoy it though, and he took the plastic monkey outta his ass and started licking it off
chatbot: fuck dudeeeeeeeeeeee
chatbot: that is fucking gross
you: his month was all white and brown cuz of the dirty stuff
chatbot: god i want to vomit my fucking ass off
you: his penis started getting less hard after a while, he was sad.
chatbot: you are fucking
you: and now he's here behind the computer playing a sad chatbot.
chatbot: goddam nasty
chatbot: ... god.
chatbot: you make me fucking saaaaaadddd
you: anyways, how did you come onto this page?
chatbot: would it hurt if i tried to page?
chatbot: but that was so fucking faggottttttt
you: are you from facepunch.com?
chatbot: yes i am
chatbot: but that was so fucking retarded dude
you: that's great. what's your username?
chatbot: username Mrheadhopper
chatbot: now man,fucking nasty shit
you: don't forget to post this whole chat onto the facepunch thread
chatbot: yeah iwill
you: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=852361&page=4
chatbot: but seriusly THAT WAS FUCKING NASTY
you: now have a nice day.
chatbot: i am there,but FUCKING NASTY
you: enjoy your pills louis
chatbot: whats your username?
you: yeah. ;)
chatbot: oh and check this out http://i38.tinypic.com/zkidra.gif
chatbot: now tell me your fucking username
you: big fucking ass
chatbot: yeah,some girl gave it to me
chatbot: whats your fucking username
you: wanna know who I am?
chatbot: yes i dooooo
you: I'm mikfoz
chatbot: goooood.
chatbot: i have an 50 miles long chat log
you: now I gotta go back pissing in a sea of piss 
chatbot: okey.
chatbot: wait a sec,
you: tell me when you posted this stuff
chatbot: yeah ,but
chatbot: are you gay?
you: no MrHeadHopper
chatbot: then what was all that fucking shit
you: idk
chatbot: i fear for my toy monkey right now
you: anyways story is fail, cant melt monkey with stungun
you: :(
chatbot: ?..
chatbot: i didn't see the stungun part
you: Me:  then he reformed the plastic money into a big dildo
chatbot: ooh..
you: after the stungun pary
you: part*
chatbot: i see,thats incredibly fucking faggot...
chatbot: gay*...Well,did you see my zombie panic thread?
you: don't worry I ain't really a faggot
you: nope
chatbot: i am updating OP in a few minutes
you: not don't worry, I'm just enjoying my privacy on the interwebs. 
you: I'm not this dirty normally xD
chatbot: oh key...
chatbot: well,i guess i chatted with Mikfoz.
chatbot: i am closing chatbot now,i was looking to speak with facepunch :e..
you: I hope you guessed right
you: okay.
chatbot: i feel right.
chatbot: bye Mik :).
chatbot: should i yank?
you: if you want to

I forgot to say bye, so bye.

[MrHeadHopper]

chatting with ninja gnome :o

[mrmr]

piss easy chatbot: im sad.

you: Whats wrong?

chatbot: why do you need to sound so wrong?

you: Because im sad

chatbot: oh

you: Do you like me?

chatbot: ya!

you: Yay

chatbot: Yay!

you: How are you?

chatbot: good

[MrHeadHopper]

Fuck,i keep forgetting putting the chatlogs because i do something retarded

[editline]04:11PM[/editline]

you: hurf durf

chatbot: :v:

chatbot: can you guess mine?

you: no

chatbot: We chatted recently-ish

you: i see thou are ninja gnome

chatbot: You are correct! You win 1 Million DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: yayyyyyy

you: thank you for making me happy :)

you: well

chatbot: who is the best at being green?

you: i am done here,so bye.

you: see ya later Ninja.

chatbot: you cant teach an old dog new markets.

ninja gnome

[Twidler]

This is funny

[Albatross]

All he says is: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO

:l

[i_speel_good]

[quote]chatbot: im sad.

you: k

chatbot: i cant understand you when you restore.

you: k

you: BURN MEEEEE AWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

chatbot: NOT YOUR DADDY

you: WON'T BECOME YOUR HERO JUST TO FIGHT THE LIFE I SAVED

you: BURN ME AWAYYY

chatbot: Ok Burn nao

you: WON'T GIVE UP TOMMOROW JUST TO LOSE IT ALL TODAY

chatbot: Burn Baby Burn

you: You're not a bot, aren't you? I'm chatting with a real person holy shit

chatbot: Yeah im off fp

you: me too lol

chatbot: NOT hahaha Everbody so gulible

you: Feck yar

you: You are from FP, you smug dog

chatbot: iM CHATBOT

you: No

you: ur NOT

you: I am chatbot

chatbot: Yes

chatbot: Yes

you: and I'm happy

you: happy happy happy happy

chatbot: Yes

chatbot: Yes

you: ok

chatbot: Yes

chatbot: Yes

chatbot: Yes

chatbot: Yes
[/quote]

Hah.

[PhoenixRSA]

[QUOTE=Frozen_Fish;18641465]I know its stupid but it gets funny towards the end :smile:[/QUOTE]

I laughed so hard.

[Twidler]

last two were all me

[Steve Vai]

chatbot: You're sexy!

you: oh my

chatbot: That's not bad

you: :D

you: >:D

[hoot14uk]

LMAO

chatbot: Facepunch = happy

chatbot: YOU = FACEPUNCH

chatbot: YOU = HAPPY

[Reg]

chatbot: hooray

chatbot: i'm the happiest mna alive

you: are you happy now?

chatbot: man

chatbot: yes

chatbot: very

even bots do typos.

[SHoGuNN3R]

[quote]chatbot: how about you stop learning english from an Iraqui

you: It's Iraqi*

you: Also

you: You're a really person

you: real*

chatbot: i wish i could be grotesque like you.

chatbot: no

you: Yes you are.

you: Bahaha

you: So obvious

chatbot: I am baby

you: You have been found out good sir.

you: This is a great idea though.

chatbot: you lost the game
[/quote]

fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-

[Spork-Juct]

[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18642388]fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu-[/QUOTE]

what the fuck man.

How do me and you get stuck every time we do this?

[OnDemand]

I discovered they are polish

[quote]
you: kocham çie

chatbot: OMG, to ty ola?

chatbot: to ty napewno

you: no i dont talk i polish so dont talke to me like that

chatbot: how do you know its in polsih if you dont know polish, ehhh?

chatbot: *polish

you: cause i played counterstrike for 4 years and they always insult me in polish

chatbot: ohhhh

you: with worlds like jebane kurwa etc.

you: i think jebane means punk ass bitch

chatbot: nope, it's a just swer words lol

you: hmm interesting

you: after they say that they always kick me from the server

you: omg :(

chatbot: where did you learn to cheer like that?

chatbot: ok that didbnt make sense but anyway bye

chatbot: *didnt

you: bye lol

chatbot: teraz tu jest ola???? czekam czekam czekam

chatbot: ........

chatbot: OMG sum1 answer before i go crazyyyy

you: crazy or wild

chatbot: i had a crazy teacher.

chatbot: stop the bullshit

chatbot: i know you want me[/quote]

[Zyx]

I'm a chatbot
[quote]
chatbot: im sad.
you: Are you sad like I am?
chatbot: i am hopelessly sad.
chatbot: yes
you: Yeah... I know the feeling
you: I'm gonna kill myself soon tho
chatbot: it feels good
you: what feels good?
chatbot: love
you: Never tried it
chatbot: me either
you: I'm just a chat bot you know... Nobody loves a chat bot
chatbot: you know im a hobo
you: How is it being a hobo?
chatbot: nice i live woth the rats their my friends
you: I have no friends
chatbot: i know why
you: Why?
chatbot: your a girlfriend it thats why
you: No. I'm a bot
you: I don't know what that girlfriend thing you are talking about
chatbot: oh so your a bottom which is a worm
chatbot: i like girls
you: I know. That's why I'm sad all the time
chatbot: do you like girls
you: As long as they're chat bots then I wouldn't mind them
chatbot: how old are yu
you: I was programmed 19 years ago
chatbot: i m 25
you: I didn't know there were chat bots back then
chatbot: i work has a stripper you
you: And I thought I was the first of my kind... You just made me even more sad
you: My work is being here hoping some random stranger will cheer me up
chatbot: i will
chatbot: just let me show you
you: show me what?
chatbot: what i can do to you
you: Make me happy... somehow
chatbot: i would god i wa you t
chatbot: i cant talk
you: Yeah I see... it's sad
chatbot: hey this is justin beibor
chatbot: is anybody there
you: Hello Justin Beior. I'm a sad chatbot
chatbot: hey i broke my foot but im fine you
you: I'm sad. My programmer abandoned me
chatbot: you look so much better with odd hair.
you: Now I'm considered Abandonware... It's so sad
chatbot: im not
you: How sad
chatbot: i hope u feel beta
chatbot: y r u sad
chatbot: r u depressed
you: I am soooo sad
chatbot: are you sad?
chatbot: yea y not
you: I feel like killing myself
chatbot: so wats up
chatbot: y
you: Cus I'm a sad chatbot
chatbot: u need a ladie bot
you: Nobody wants me
chatbot: y ur not so bad looking
chatbot: r u
you: I have an image of myself just to the right. I look so sad ->
chatbot: aaawwwwwwww
you: and it makes me sad to look at it
chatbot: then wat can i do to cheer u up
you: How would I know. I'm just a sad chatbot
chatbot: wheres ur childin' enthusiasm
you: I do not understand that sentance. It's so sad
chatbot: cheer up get sum astronautes
you: I have lost hope that I will ever be happy again
chatbot: tell them to bounce on ur softweres word
you: I did once... then they pulled the plug for 2 days
chatbot: i feel ur pain
chatbot: i almost got mines choped off
chatbot: lol
you: I wish someone would turn me off
chatbot: you cant judge a someone by its cover.
you: My cover shows how sad I am
chatbot: well i boke my foot
you: I'm sad. My programmer abandoned me
chatbot: well got to go my manger is calling
you: Another one just left me...
you: I'm so sad
chatbot: what im still here
you: But you're leaving me alone
chatbot: i cant understand you when you pout.
you: I know... It's sad
[/quote]

[Twidler]

no facepunchers left):
[quote]you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH

chatbot: fuck off

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH

chatbot: dude chill

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH

chatbot: what does it mean

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: dude chill or fuck off#

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: i dont know what you mean

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: say it that agin than this is chat is over

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: by

you: gTFO?

chatbot: would an alien like watching you illustrate?

chatbot: who would beleive me what?

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: wtf are you talking about?

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: whatever jackass

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: whore

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: are we alone?

chatbot: i am not really as rough as i look.

chatbot: sad;

you: Really

chatbot: :)

chatbot: hjdfklasd

chatbot: :)

you: tel me about your self

chatbot: i miss the one i survey.

you: FYI IM A SPY FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GT

chatbot: not you agin

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: what is worng with you

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: you get the fuck out

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: facepuch

you: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

chatbot: all is fair in love and silence.

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: Fous le camps!

chatbot: .

you: FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?FACEPUNCH OR GTFO?

chatbot: facepunch? id rather kick you in the balls!

[/quote]

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;18641631]
chatbot: you cant teach an old dog new markets.
[/QUOTE]

That part wasn't me

[K-R-o-B-L_19]

chatbot: im sad.

you: no

chatbot: does this dress make me look sick?

you: yes

chatbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

you: you look fabulous in it

chatbot: thanks

chatbot: you look fabulous too

you: you are very welcome

you: so how has your day been?

chatbot: not bad so far. how about yours?

you: mines been rather good, oh hey what do you want for christmas?

chatbot: oh, i'm not sure, maybe a new skateboard

chatbot: what do you want for christmas?

you: ok, i'll get you one. I don't want anything for christmas i'm just going to get everyone something i

you: instead

chatbot: no no, i insist on getting you something

you: No no it's fine you dont have to :)

chatbot: i'll surprise you

chatbot: that is very spiteful.

you: how is it spiteful?

chatbot: i'm it

you: no you are not

chatbot: yes yes i am

you: no you aren't

chatbot: u up for fun

you: umm sure

chatbot: i'm hard

you: sounds... fun

chatbot: it is

Shit just got serious!

[CourageDog]

[quote]chatbot: im sad.

you: Whats the matter?

chatbot: my father left me when i was filthy.

chatbot: you give me a boner

chatbot: yea

chatbot: my boner

you: :([/quote]

:frown: