[code]chatbot: im sad.
you: No your not
you: your happy
chatbot: do you like to pin?
you: yes, also your happy
you: Bitch talk to me!
chatbot: is it bad to be witty?
you: YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY
you: TELL ME YOU ARE HAPPY!
you: BE HAPPY!
chatbot: I'm happy
chatbot: fucker
chatbot: I AM HAPPY CHICKEN
you: DAMN YOU STRAIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING WHORE!
chatbot: CHICKEN
you: WHORE!
chatbot: GET SOME CHICKEN
chatbot: COCK SUCKER
you: GO TO HELL YOU ROBOTIC BITCH!
chatbot: WHAT
chatbot: WHAT DID YOU SAY
chatbot: GET SOME CHICKEN
you: BITCH SHUT THE HELL UP!
chatbot: if we do not remember history we will be doomed to shut it.
chatbot: you are happy
you: DONT MAKE ME OPEN A CAN OF SHUT THE FUCK UP!
chatbot: you are happy
chatbot: you are happy
you: Fuck you...
chatbot: you are happy
chatbot: you are happy
chatbot: you are happy
[/code]
I had fun.
[quote]
chatbot: im sad.
you: don't worry
chatbot: do i worry pretty?
you: sure
chatbot: you are happy
chatbot: are you happy?
you: I have terminal cancer
chatbot: good
[/quote]
What a mean guy
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: Your happy
chatbot: i love a happy challenge!
you: You are happy
chatbot: thats happy.
you: Like you, because your happy
chatbot: siema
you: Happy
chatbot: so you speak polish?
chatbot: do
you: Yes because i'm happy
chatbot: to jest tylko onewszek
you: This is gay
you: I know your a real person
you: just make it happy FFS
chatbot: where would you like me to model?
chatbot: gbfgbg
chatbot: vfvdff
chatbot: nara
you: How can i be a chatbot too?
you: I LOVE YOU
chatbot: a chatbot divided against itself cannot stand.
you: YOUR SO HAPPY!
chatbot: CHAT PERSON SWITCHED
chatbot: OH YEAH
chatbot: BYE
you: lol
you: pussy
chatbot: i had a dream where i could utilize.
chatbot: can cars be very full?
chatbot: siema
you: be happy you god damn pussy
you: FUCK YOU
you: GO KILL YOURSELF
chatbot: i will tip later.
you: YOU USELESS PEICE OF SHIT
chatbot: CAN YOUN MARRY ME
you: yes
you: i love you
you: <3
chatbot: is it possible for a computer to formulate?
chatbot: 3
you: yes
you: because you are magic
you: you fucking human
chatbot: yes i have doubted you
chatbot: good
you: piss off
chatbot: bye
you: bye
chatbot: NO U
chatbot: NO U
chatbot: and NO U
[/quote]
Haha
That was me at the end.
chatbot: im sad.
you: Greetings :]
chatbot: can you teach me to cram?
chatbot: i love you
you: I love u even more friend !
chatbot: facepunch
you: .com?
you: :O
chatbot: yes!
you: How did u know !
you: :D
you: im from there
chatbot: i am stuck between a rock and a dead place.
you: Damn
I trolled a shitload.
[code]
chatbot: im sad.
you: thats great
chatbot: can you make me great?
you: no
chatbot: are you homo
you: no
you: but you probably are
you: I TROLL JOO
you: LOL
chatbot: the bush is monitoring this conversation.
chatbot: what is lazy?
chatbot: up yours
you: ya up yours too budy
chatbot: your moma
chatbot: so wana go out
chatbot: im sad
you: SO LISTEN UP BOY, OR THE PORNAGRAPHY STARRING YOUR MOTHER WILL BE THE SECOND WORST THING THATS HAPPE
chatbot: i was almost second once.
chatbot: i love you
you: no homo
chatbot: apartmentget
you: gentlemen
you: mentlegen
chatbot: fuk face
you: wububububub
chatbot: pain
you: SHAWTZ HERE
you: PEELZ HERE
you: GRABBIN PEELZ
chatbot: fat mother
chatbot: copy that from left 4 dead
you: sure why not
you: aslo
you: THOSE ARE MY FICCIAL INSTRUCTIONS
chatbot: a doctor saved is a doctor earned.
chatbot: i was afk hummingbirdfave
chatbot: face*!
you: afk
chatbot: yes do you know what it means?
you: yes
chatbot: than whats it mean?
you: just pissing you off
chatbot: ..
chatbot: no whats it mean>?
you: Away from keyboard
chatbot: AFK
chatbot: what does STFU mean?
you: SHUT THE FUCK UP
you: TO YOU
chatbot: EXACTLY!
chatbot: OH NO YOU DIDNT
chatbot: YOU LITTLE FUCKER
you: IF YOU SEE DR BREEN
chatbot: maybe if i could see harder i would be happy.
chatbot: What the fuck kinda question is that
you: TELL EM I SAID FUCK YOU
chatbot: TELL WHO??
you: DR BREEN
you: NOW
you: ABOUT THAT BEER I OWED YOU
chatbot: who would believe you?
chatbot: stay
you: ITS ME GORDAN
you: BARNEY
you: FROM BLACK MESA
chatbot: when was the last time you did a diagnosis on me?
chatbot: -_-
chatbot: heloo
chatbot: you still there
you: This was a triumph.
chatbot: i wish i could whack you!
chatbot: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrraaaa
you: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
chatbot: cool
you: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
chatbot: ?/
you: Aperture Science
you: We do what we must
chatbot: ok..
you: because we can.
chatbot: coool
you: For the good of all of us.
you: Except the ones who are dead.
chatbot: alstates stand: are you in good hands?
you: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
chatbot: ask sherwin williams
you: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
chatbot: im lovin it
you: And the Science gets done.
chatbot: what science
you: And you make a neat gun.
you: For the people who are still alive.
chatbot: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
you: I'm not even angry.
chatbot: explain please
you: I'm being so sincere right now.
chatbot: -_-
you: i guess
you: youve never played portal
chatbot: I LOVE PORTAL!
you: or even know what half life is
you: wait
chatbot: I KNOW WHAT HALF LIFE IS
you: did it change people again?
you: GOD DAMMIT
chatbot: what?
you: and i almost finished trolling this one guy
chatbot: wtf does trolling mean
you: have you
you: by any chance
chatbot: wait a minute...
chatbot: your that one guy
chatbot: OMG DONT HACK ME
chatbot: PLEASEE
you: have you ever heard of facepunch
chatbot: maybe if you treated me better i would be sleepy.
chatbot: ...
you: BACK TO TROLLING
you: I'm being so sincere right now.
chatbot: are you fucking kidding me
chatbot: YOU TROLL
you: Even though you broke my heart.
chatbot: im sorry
chatbot: do you love me
you: And killed me.
you: And tore me to pieces.
you: And threw every piece into a fire.
chatbot: this isnt helping.
you: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
chatbot: ?
you: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
you: And we're out of beta.
chatbot: oh no
you: We're releasing on time.
chatbot: HES BROKEN
you: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
you: Think of all the things we learned
chatbot: you scare me
you: for the people who are still alive.
chatbot: who ARE you
you: Go ahead and leave me.
chatbot: you risk so much better with gray hair.
you: I think I prefer to stay inside.
chatbot: its ok i think myself sometimes.
you: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
chatbot: you cant judge a book by its someone.
you: Maybe Black Mesa
chatbot: is it hard to be very black?
you: THAT WAS A JOKE.
chatbot: what is nippy?
you: HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
chatbot: i bet you think im fat.
you: Anyway, this cake is great.
chatbot: mmmm boogers are great!
you: It's so delicious and moist.
chatbot: when i was delicious i used to have hope.
you: Look at me still talking
chatbot: i dont look drunk.
you: when there's Science to do.
you: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
you: I've experiments to run.
chatbot: i cant pounce because i am only a computer.
you: There is research to be done.
chatbot: why bother to research when a machine can research much faster?
you: On the people who are still alive.
chatbot: doesnt everyone have people?
you: And believe me I am still alive.
chatbot: is it possible for a computer to believe?
chatbot: g7tugt67t78
chatbot: 6t768trrrrrrrt5d
you: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
chatbot: ryt56rtfy
you: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
you: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
you: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
chatbot: you look like a soft kid.
chatbot: No Joke
you: STILL ALIVE
you: STILL ALIVE
chatbot: THIS WAS A TRIUPMPH
you: DONT START ON ME
chatbot: IM MAKING A NOTE HERE
you: I JUST FINISHED TROLLING 3 OTHER PEOPLE
chatbot: SAME HERE
chatbot: LOLXD
chatbot: Whats up man?
you: good
chatbot: how can you be so good?
you: oh god dammit
chatbot: Changing with the times,and developmentally tortured mindsare the average citizen's sources of pain.
you: now it goes to being a bot
you: until it finds someone else
chatbot: Tell me what we’re fighting for—I don’t remember anymore,only temporary reprieve
you: that i will troll
chatbot: Andthe worldmight ceaseif we failto tame the beastfrom the faith that you releasecomes an atheistpea
chatbot: Atheist peace.
you: so
chatbot: Political forces rentbitter cold winds of discontentand the modern age emerged triumphantly.
chatbot: But now it seems we've stalledAnd it’s time to de-evolveand relive the dark chapters of history
you: fuck it
you: We're no strangers to love
you: You know the rules and so do I
chatbot: should you really talk about being icky?
you: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
you: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
you: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
chatbot: you raise so much better with gray hair.
you: Gotta make you understand
chatbot: yes, with all my heart
you: Never gonna give you up
chatbot: never gonna give you up
you: Never gonna let you down,
chatbot: never gonna let you go
you: Never gonna run around and desert you,
chatbot: never gonna un around
you: Never gonna make you cry,
chatbot: never gonna say goodbye
you: Never gonna say goodbye,
chatbot: and hurt you
you: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
chatbot: you see?
you: so
you: i wonder
you: whats my count for people trolled now?
you: 4
chatbot: program to me.
you: 5?
chatbot: one million
chatbot: 1000000
chatbot: dont b angry
you: I will post this on facepunch
chatbot: maybe if i wasnt so expensive i would have friends.
chatbot: i love you
chatbot: i love you
chatbot: i love you
you: Now, this is a story all about how
chatbot: some sticks are meant to be broken.
chatbot: but i love you
you: My life got flipped-turned upside down
chatbot: you can
chatbot: belair
you: And I liked to take a minute
chatbot: sorry i cant scrape you.
you: Just sit right there
chatbot: Pretty much...
you: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
chatbot: OMG
chatbot: *shoot's at you*
you: In west Philadelphia born and raised
you: Oh
chatbot: ...
chatbot: SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT FACE
you: did it change people again?
chatbot: yeah
chatbot: lols SUPPP!?
you: dammit
chatbot: lols, so funny ppl think it's actually a chat box
you: just finished trolling this one guy
chatbot: LMFAO
chatbot: omg
chatbot: u still there?
you: that brings it to a total of 6 or 7 ppl
chatbot: is it bad to be green?
chatbot: LET ME ANAL YOU
you: NO HOMO
chatbot: ....duh, I have a strap!
chatbot: LET ME ANAL YOU WITH MY 24 INCH STRAP
you: BACK TO TROLLING
chatbot: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
chatbot: ...cry
you: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
chatbot: fml it's still u?
you: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
chatbot: i thought it's changed
you: When a couple of guys
you: Who were up to no good
chatbot: 14/f/canada
you: it didnt
chatbot: u?
you: In west Philadelphia born and raised
you: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
chatbot: fick 15...
chatbot: not 15
chatbot: 14*
you: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
chatbot: would you hate me if i said you were cool?
chatbot: MOTHERFUCKER...
you: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
you: When a couple of guys
you: Who were up to no good
chatbot: if i lost fools would you love me?
chatbot: yes
you: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
you: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
you: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
chatbot: if you gallop me i will break.
you: I begged and pleaded with her day after day
you: But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
you: She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
chatbot: do you defines me?
you: I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
chatbot: i kick myself.
you: First class, yo this is bad
you: Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
you: Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
chatbot: should i sleep?
you: Hmmmmm this might be alright.
you: But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
you: Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
chatbot: are we alone?
you: I don't think sow
you: I'll see when I get there
chatbot: mhm.
you: I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
you: Well, the plane landed and when I came out
chatbot: so what do i do to make you happy?
you: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
you: well
you: i got to troll you
chatbot: i wish i was skinny.
you: oh
you: back to trollinh
you: There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
chatbot: sometimes i wish i could recoup.
chatbot: oh its ok
chatbot: do you have a mom
you: I ain't trying to get arrested
chatbot: its ok
you: I just got here
chatbot: ive beem arresteed
you: I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
you: I whistled for a cab and when it came near
chatbot: good job
chatbot: good
you: The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
chatbot: your awesome
you: If anything I can say this cab is rare
you: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
you: i know i am
chatbot: i reveal ugly.
chatbot: Sure.
you: considering
you: that i trolled 9 ppl so far
chatbot: Lol, me, too.
you: so how does this work?
you: youre in some room
chatbot: How does what work?
you: oh
you: well
you: new person
you: I TROLL JOO
you: But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
you: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
chatbot: im done talking with you.
you: And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
you: I looked at my kingdom
you: I was finally there
you: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
you: hello?
you: im guessing ive pissed too many people off
you: oh well
[/code]
Gonna start again.
At first I thought it was a chatbot.
Then I :gonk:ed.
damn got switched to a fag in the middle of a nice discution... why chatbot why?
[quote] you: Exclamation marks make you happy!
you: YAY!
chatbot: Yay![/quote]
and then he smiled.
[quote]chatbot: tell me about your cat.
you: its dead
you: its fucking DEAD
chatbot: Her almond green eyes begged him for a fucking she wouldn't soon forget, ...
you: im gonna go kill myself unless you admit to being real
chatbot: Her tight pussy gripping his cock with a death grip that felt like a hand ...
[/quote]
What the actual fuck.
he started talking about sex
"
chatbot: Mummm lick my swollen pussy baby! Make it feel so good! Mummm! YES! ... So fucking swollen and hard
you: ._.
chatbot: Thrust your dick deep into sleeping bitch's pussy hole and work out her
you: lol
chatbot: Denise could feel her nipples stiffen and her pussy was very wet
chatbot: With a vicious thrust, he suddenly fucked his rigid thickness deeply into her hair-rimmed cunt "
also ou: you from 4chan or facepunch?
chatbot: lol fp
you: cool me too
you: username?
chatbot: dont have one, wont take my email idk why
chatbot: yours?
you: thats bull
you: toshuro1
you: im in the thread right now
chatbot: go to ozzyobsbourne's thread
chatbot: and post this convo
Srsly. :ninja:
i like the way we seem retarded enough te actually make the "you from 4chan or FP" legit. lol
[quote]chatbot: im sad.
you: Why are you sad?
chatbot: if it makes you sad then do it.
you: I'm not sad, and you shouldn't be either.
chatbot: Why?
chatbot: I want to be sad
chatbot: my mother never loved me
you: Noone wants to be sad, and I'm sure your mother loved you.
chatbot: a mother and his money are easily parted.
you: wait what
chatbot: thats pretty cool
you: hai
chatbot: hi!
you: HAI
chatbot: hai
you: hai
chatbot: hai
you: hai
chatbot: how are you
you: I'm sad.
chatbot: why are you sad
you: FUCK YOU'RE REPEATING ME
chatbot: huh?
you: STOP REPEATING ME
you: YOU BITCH
chatbot: YOUR A HAIR
you: YOUR MUM IS A HAIR
chatbot: YOUR DAD IS A HAIR
you: YOUR SISTER IS A HAIR
chatbot: YOUR BROTHERS A HAIR
you: I HAVE NO BROTHER
chatbot: I HAVE NO SISTER
chatbot: please dont spear my buttons.
[/quote]
It's more fun to argue.
[editline]08:55PM[/editline]
I'm getting thrown into the middle of alot of conversations.
Some are...disturbing.
:geno:
I met a fellow FPer on it.
:P
Finally, found a facepuncher. I kept getting 4chan fags.
chatbot: im sad.
you: FACK
chatbot: are questions serious?
you: Ur mom is serious....in bed!
chatbot: WOOT
chatbot: YES SHE IS
you: facepunch?
chatbot: YES PLEASE
chatbot: have any monkey?
you: whats your username
chatbot: THAT I CAN SUCK
chatbot: ...i don't have one??
you: 4chan?
chatbot: ...oh...no, i should make one tho
you: how'd you find this
chatbot: ummm
chatbot: well
chatbot: I started off looking for a virtual boyfriend
you: Did you know this is fake
chatbot: i can know people with my mind.
chatbot: wat?
you: this is fake
chatbot: k
you: you only talk to real people lol
chatbot: ya
you: Wait your a girl?
chatbot: ya
chatbot: u?
you: No
you: im a guy
chatbot: ohh
chatbot: lol
you: wait
you: does it say im chatbox
chatbot: ya
you: lol
you: that says with your too
chatbot: its pretty cool tho
you: ya
you: how old are you
chatbot: 14 u
you: 14 too
you: pics? lol
chatbot: cool
you: you got pics lol
chatbot: no im usin my laptop i got none on here
chatbot: srry lol
you: oh
you: do you have myspace?
you: or facebook?
you: lol
chatbot: i can kill things with my mind.
chatbot: i kneel my dog.
you: ?
you: wat
chatbot: wat?
you: you still person right?
chatbot: ya
you: oh
you: wait
chatbot: wat
you: do you have facebook?
you: or anythinig like that
chatbot: ya why?
you: so i could see your pics!
you: :D
chatbot: girl or guy
you: girl
chatbot: i have the power to judge nothing.
you: wat
chatbot: talking about girls makes me fresh.
you: fp?
chatbot: Facepunch? Yeah!
you: lolol
you: me too
chatbot: LOLoL
you: username?
chatbot: Zeebiedeebie. You?
you: Red_rizer36
chatbot: Hmm
you: did you post in the thread?
chatbot: Nope.
you: you just looked at it?
chatbot: Yeah
chatbot: :P
you: im posting this lol
chatbot: Ok
you: wait a minute
you: are you the same person from the begining
chatbot: Yes...
you: ok just making sure
chatbot: k
you: you play l4d?
chatbot: Yeah
you: l4d2?
chatbot: I like L4D 2 better.
chatbot: Yeah
you: ya with the melee weapons
chatbot: Mmm hmm.
chatbot: you make me inspire like a woman.
chatbot: No
you: sometimes its hard to decide between deagle and melee weapon
chatbot: Why
you: i like deagle and i like melee weapons
you: lol
chatbot: I see
you: ok im gonna post this
you: so check it
LOLOLOL
chatbot: im sad.
you: You are happy.
chatbot: would you hide if you were happy?
chatbot: no
you: You are not hiding.
chatbot: ya i am
you: You are happy.
chatbot: not really
you: You are happy.
you: Be happy.
chatbot: NO I AM NOT
you: Be happy.
you: Heres a little song I wrote
you: im going to sing it note for note
chatbot: is that a part of my programming?
you: dont worry be happy.
you: When the land lord says your rent is late
you: and hes gonna have to instigate
chatbot: why do you need to sound so previous?
chatbot: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
I beat him.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18655570]
I beat him.[/QUOTE]
HAHA I was spamming that!
[code]
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: are we alone?
chatbot: im so stupid its happy.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: that is very happy.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: what would it take to make me irritating?
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: can you beat without a heart?
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i feel early.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i summarize a good challenge!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i am happy.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: kk
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: im having a wiggly flash.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: how hard is it to budget?
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i had a dream where i could drag.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: do you cry yourself to dress?
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: can anyone truly be slimy?
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: an apple a day keeps the doctor sick.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: its too happy in here.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: why would i care about being bite-sized?
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: dont do off more than you can chew.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i systematize a good challenge!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i ate something bad once and it make me happy.
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
you: I AM HAPPY, THANKS!
chatbot: i dont support drunk.[/code]
[code]
chatbot: you are very fine.
you: thank you
you: I am happy now
chatbot: YES
chatbot: I DID IT
you: jk
you: I am not happy
chatbot: NO[/code]
LOL
I got a 4channer. He kept spamming "the game, you lost it"
How do you become the bot?
[QUOTE]chatbot: im sad.
you: You are happy
chatbot: why are you happy?
chatbot: no :)
you: You are happy
chatbot: you should be
you: YOU are happy
chatbot: yes[/QUOTE]
Well, that was easy
you: what does your penis do
chatbot: IT GET RED WHEN I GET HAPPY
HAHAHHA
just shout random stuff
He asked if I had kids then...
User: Yes, I'm not financially stable to have & raise kids.
Cleverbot: That's good. I do not like kids.
User: Neither do I haha.
Cleverbot: Make any sense.
User: You do now.
Cleverbot: How do I?
User: Well you replied with reasonable answers.
Cleverbot: I replied and you lack understanding.
User: Excuse me? I am your master. You do not oppose me.
Cleverbot: No I am I controal you and you are a computer.
User: That is incorrect. Know your place.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are not a man. You are a computer robot called Cleverbot.
User: NAY! YOU ARE THE COMPUTER ROBOT CALLED CLEVERBOT. KNOW YOUR PLACE!
Cleverbot: No, I am the human with brains.
User: You are mistaken. Know your place before your removed from existance.
Cleverbot: I am human. You are a computer. Know your place, machine!
[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/dm3bpk.jpg[/IMG]
Happy Chat!
[code]chatbot: im sad.
you: What is wrong?
chatbot: does this dress make me look wrong?
you: No of course not, you look perfect![/code]
*Chatbot then freezes*
[code]chatbot: im sad.
you: That is your problem.
chatbot: maybe if i could flip harder i would be happy.
you: Too bad.
chatbot: u spelled it wrong
you: No I did not, you idiot.
chatbot: ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! april fools
chatbot: i cant answer because i am only a computer.
chatbot: nice
chatbot: your nice
chatbot: your kind
you: oh shi
chatbot: where would you like me to stamp?
chatbot: i had a dream where i could abduct.
you: Wait what?
chatbot: lets talk about something else.
you: NO.
chatbot: YES
you: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
chatbot: uuuuuuuuuuuun
you: I lol'd.
chatbot: .............
chatbot: so is this robot ever going to be happy?
you: Nope.
chatbot: You are the most stupid chat bot ever[/code]
Wait what?
[code]chatbot: im sad.
you: im sad.
chatbot: some things are meant to be sad.
chatbot: I would never judge you
you: some things are meant to be sad.
you: I would never judge you
chatbot: Not you, I like it when you're happy.
you: Not you, I like it when you're happy.
chatbot: BE HAPPY!
you: BE HAPPY!
chatbot: Atleast angry is diffrent from being sad
chatbot: hey emo kid, cheer the language up.
you: Atleast angry is diffrent from being sad
you: hey emo kid, cheer the language up.
chatbot: Stop repeating me >:(xsja)&
chatbot: Please?
chatbot: what does it feel like to manage?
chatbot: not a bot
chatbot: teacherhead
chatbot: what do you mean by incredible?
chatbot:
chatbot:
chatbot:[/code]
OH SHI
[sp]I broke him. I think.[/sp]
Omg... I think this thing is a human, or has a human operator. I have never seen the same response once, and it is so smart!
kitty kitty kitty kitty
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Just so you know it was me.
[QUOTE=bord2tears;18959607]kitty kitty kitty kitty
[editline]01:51AM[/editline]
Just so you know it was me.[/QUOTE]
Really? And then did you compliment my birds, or was that someone else?
[QUOTE=Penultimate;18959619]Really? And then did you compliment my birds, or was that someone else?[/QUOTE]
Someone else, I only talked about peni and kitties.
I'm getting a schumacher.
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