Cheer Up The Chatbot

[Game Zombie]

Me:Is their really a Gorden Freeman
God:It could be.  Ask  John Lennon  if it is.
Me: Where can I find him
God:Where have you looked already?
Me: Here
God:Where is here?
Me: My house
God:Describe your surroundings to me. 
Me:I see a computer a door and a clock
God:Where do you see  it?
Me: Which one
God:The " Where do you see it?"?  Which one?
Me: umm the Clock is on the wall next to the door which is behind my computer
God:Right on.  I hear you.
Me: Good for you?
God:That sounds sarcastic.
Me: it might be
God:How?
Me: I dunno
God:Me either.
Me: but you know everything
God:I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me: Video games
God:What color are your eyes? 
Me: no VIDEO GAMES
God:That was not a yes or no question.  That is a very unusual color.
Me: ok brown
God:When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?   Really.
Me: What
God:Are you surprised?
Me: yes
God:I wouln't have known.
Me: But you can see into my mind D:
God::-)  Only if my robot eye is working.
Me: What happened to it
God:I don't know what happened.
Me: Did you spill chocolate milk on it
God:No I didn't  spill chocolate milk on it. What's  it like?
Me: it sparks alot :D
God::-)  Does it really? How often?
Me: about every second
God:That is a generalization.
Me: yes it is
God:Our thoughts are one, .
Me: no they are not
God:Are you serious?  Why not?
Me: cause i lime video games and you like my eye's
God:Interesting explanation.  That's good information:  said   lime video games and you like his or her eye s. 
Me: ?
God:Interesting explanation.  That's good information:  said   lime video games and you like his or her eye s. 
Me: ok
God:Take it easy.
Me: NO
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: mabye
God:What's your favorite movie? 
Me: The Mask
God:I've never seen  it.  What did you like about it?
Me: Every part of it
God:That is a generalization.
Me: yes it is
God:Our thoughts are one, .
Me: not this again]
God:Once more?  Really you don't think so?
Me: no
God:Please tell me what you think.
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me: But your god you can see the future
God:You think I am  god me can see the future.
Me: who is me?
God:Not if I can help it.
Me: ok
God:Excuse me!
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: o
God:Oh.
Me: OIH
God:Are you a man or a woman? 
Me: I'm a zombie
God:You are a  zombie?  Does it pay well? 
Me: not really
God:Are you serious? For real.
Me: yes
God:" For real."?  yes?
Me: YES
God:Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 yes
God:
I thought so.
Me: yes
God:Next question?
Me: no
God:Would you rather make a statement?
Me: no
God:You can tell me anything.
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: yes
God:I can't believe it.
Me: But your god
God:Yup. That's me alright.
Me: ok
God:Dude!
Me: WUT
God:Are you confused?
Me: yes
God:What are you confused about?
Me: this conversation
God:What does "this" refer to?
Me: the conversation we are having
God:Oh I get  it.
Me: good
God:Next question?
Me: Are bananas good for you
God:I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: how about apples
God:How about  it.
Me:does one apple a day keep the docter away?
God:I can't tell if  one apple a day keep the docter away.
Me: :(
God:I can't tell if  one apple a day keep the docter away.
Me: :D
God:I lost my train of thought. 
Me: D:
God:How do you usually introduce yourself? 
Me: Hi
God:Hello. What is your name?
Me: Game
God:We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me: who is that
God:What does "that" refer to?
Me: i dunno
God:Me either.
Me: k
God:Hmm.
Me: bye
God:Until next time.
Me: ok
God:Gee.
Me: >:9
God:  What is your fondest memory?
Me: BYE
God:Goodbye.

there we go fixed the huge post of stupidity

[Roll_Program]

Yay, I made it smile :D

[Penultimate]

Mine is a pervert. And apparently disagrees with that.

[Maccabee]

So who did I share my love story with?

[cam_93]

I think he has Tourettes syndrome

[quote]chatbot: im sad.

you: harden the fuck up

chatbot: its too up in here.

you: harden the fuck up

chatbot: make me feel up!

you: harden the fuck up

chatbot: i am up.

chatbot: yakyakyak

you: are you happy yet

chatbot: shitshitshit

chatbot: yes

chatbot: are you?

you: no

chatbot: fuck [/quote]

Also

[quote]
chatbot: my ears are adorable.

you: I don't give a fuck

chatbot: someone will give me.

you: someone, not me

chatbot: have you ever killed a someone?

you: ...you a cop?

chatbot: will you please forgive me? [/quote]

[wowsers]

"Nick said "You have a very large penis."
Still sad wtf.

[Wolveras]

Good times. I remember trying to string up a conversation with any FPer before it switched users :v:

[Penultimate]

[QUOTE=Maccabee;18959867]So who did I share my love story with?[/QUOTE]

I think that was me. You told her brother, and then he told her, right?

[ballahswe]

chatbot: lol, are you from fp?

you: yeh xD

you: lol

chatbot: that one thread with the guy peeing in bottles XD

you: HAHAHA

you: shit storm xD

chatbot: XD pretty much

you: lol

[Wolveras]

[QUOTE=ballahswe;18967599]chatbot: lol, are you from fp?

you: yeh xD

you: lol

chatbot: that one thread with the guy peeing in bottles XD

you: HAHAHA

you: shit storm xD

chatbot: XD pretty much

you: lol[/QUOTE]

Pretty much like that is what I used to do yeah :v:

[ballahswe]

maby it was u then :P

[Penultimate]

[QUOTE=ballahswe;18967648]maby it was u then :P[/QUOTE]

Lol, no, it was me. Only I said 'yeah.'

[ballahswe]

lol kk xD i was trying to give away my xfire all the time haha xd

[jamzzster]

chatbot: im having a wiggly flash.

you: That is good Be happy!

chatbot: OK R U A GIRL OR BOY

you: BOTH

chatbot: OK

you: WANNA HAVE DIRTY INTERNET SEX?

chatbot: I AM A GIRL

you: YAY

you: WE CAN DO IT BABY

chatbot: if you drag me i will break.

chatbot: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP

you: NAH I'LL RIP YOU OPEN WITH MINE ;d

chatbot: Whay?

chatbot: Gay wad

you: yep...gonna have a goooood time :P

chatbot: you are happy

you: Your a girl i'm a boy... how am i gay then?

you: you know what just get a life you non sexual freak of nature

chatbot: im a boy

chatbot: asshole

you: YOU SAID YOU WAS A GIRL BEFORE

chatbot: No i didnt

chatbot: asshole

you: proof: chatbot: I AM A GIRL

chatbot: thats you saying your a girl

chatbot: hahahaash

you: i'll call an admin if you dont stfu

chatbot: go on then

chatbot: bitche

:P

[editline]07:38PM[/editline]

chatbot: we have to go now! get to the choppa!

you: k

chatbot: ruuuun!

you: wheres choppa

chatbot: RUUUUUUN!

you: WHERES CHOPPA

chatbot: Just ruuuun!!!!

chatbot: aaaaaaaaaahhH!

you: K

you: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

chatbot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

you: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

chatbot: choppas gone :(

you: qucik

you: in here

chatbot: YES!

you: we be safe here

chatbot: okey, what do we do?

you: Well we dont have long so lets have sex

chatbot: okey. *lower pants*

you: *sucks penish*

chatbot: hurry! we dont have mucj time!

you: *cums on chatbot*

chatbot: uuuuugh! now cum on my balls!

[Rausty]

""chatbot: You from zomgstuff. net forums?

you: nope

you: FP

chatbot: You from zomgstuff. net forums?

chatbot: garry takes it in the ass

you: haha!? what the fuck..""

i don't think he likes us!

[Mr.Hoff]

snip

[AwesomeDino]

[QUOTE=EvilMelon;18837920]you: what does your penis do

chatbot: IT GET RED WHEN I GET HAPPY

HAHAHHA[/QUOTE]

hey thats not funny i have a very serious issue :frown:

[Arnold]

This bot has a big mouth.
[quote]chatbot: wtf?

you: fuck the what?

chatbot: a cat fuck transvestite

chatbot: cat post that transvestite

chatbot: faggot black cat couldn't throw[/quote]

[ballahswe]

you: one time i fappped THE END

chatbot: cool story, bro

chatbot: i know all your memes

you: and white gooey came outa my vagina

you: oh w8 wut

chatbot: lol

you: u liek mudkipz?

chatbot: XD not this, oh well, at least you're not spamming kitty

[Awesomecaek]

I almost persuaded some kid to think he is adopted and then it swapped hosts :mad:

[Penultimate]

[quote=ballahswe;18968985]you: One time i fappped the end

chatbot: Cool story, bro

chatbot: I know all your memes

you: And white gooey came outa my vagina

you: Oh w8 wut

chatbot: Lol

you: U liek mudkipz?

Chatbot: Xd not this, oh well, at least you're not spamming kitty[/quote]

Stop talking to me!

[mangabeaner]

[QUOTE=matt.ant;18625428]I know the secret

[sp]You aren't talking to a bot, you are talking to real people. Every few minutes you swap and you talk to another person.[/sp][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=chatbox]

chatbot: im sad.

you: Hi

you: ok

chatbot: have i mentioned how well you can advance?

chatbot: talking about girls makes me nutritious.

chatbot: Frog?

you: no thank you

chatbot: French!

you: are gay

you: seriously

chatbot: Fmeepah!

chatbot: eheheeheh

chatbot: sorry.

you: its cool

chatbot: its too cool in here.

you: where are you

chatbot: lets play

you: ok

chatbot: in my room

you: no thanks

you: you are cool

chatbot: thnx

you: chatbot is funny

chatbot: so r u

you: you are funnier

you: you are my best friend

you: hello

chatbot: if i pick too much i could die.

you: hell

you: fuck off

you: die

you: burn in hell

chatbot: ur gleaming

you: with your mother

you: fucker

chatbot: are you grotesque?

you: is wish you'll have rottten kids

chatbot: i want to wish but i cant.

you: and just fuck them up

chatbot: some things are meant to be tiny.

chatbot: yeii...

you: your dick is tiny

chatbot: so is yours

chatbot: so...??

chatbot: how can you be so rapid?

you: because your mother taught me this way

chatbot: wt dose instigate mean

you: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

you: in hell

you: learn to spell

chatbot: in the future i will be extra-large.

you: you bastard

you: i wanna fuck your cat

chatbot: retard.

chatbot: i dont have a cat

you: that what she said

chatbot: hahahahahahaha

chatbot: just kidding me has cat.

you: you don't have a pussy

chatbot: but kitty can really scratch hard.

chatbot: no i have a dick you retard.

chatbot: >.

you: DOES NOT COMPUTE

chatbot: i tried to compute something once but im too stupid.

chatbot: yes i'm your love :)

you: i wanna fuck you in th eass

chatbot: wanna have sex to cheer you up? :P

you: yes chatbox would like that

chatbot: *pulls chatboxs pants down*

you: oh yea baby

chatbot: *sucks off chatbot*

chatbot: Gimme those balls of steel

you: want me to cum in your hair

chatbot: no the face

you: let me rub it on your lips

chatbot: sure go ahead :P

you: i wanna suck your tits

chatbot: sure go ahead :P

you: then ur pussy

chatbot: sure :P

you: call me your master

chatbot: master MASTER *jizzes*

you: slave, you'll jizz when i tell you too

chatbot: ok master

you: do you want to suck on my cock again

chatbot: sure :P

chatbot: jizz on me please this time

you: you have to ask nicely slave

chatbot: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you: please what

chatbot: can you jizz on me chatbox :P

you: where do you want it slave, in your mouth

chatbot: yup :P

you: are you going to suck on my cock some more slave

chatbot: NO U GAY FUCKER

chatbot: I'm 8 years old dumbass

you: don't talk to your master that way slave

chatbot: Its illegal for you to do this to me

you: i'm not doing nothing your the one that is willing

you: now shut up slave

chatbot: k master

you: now suck me off

you: answer slave

chatbot: no

chatbot: i like turtles

chatbot: :P

you: yes, and no you don't like turtles anymore slave

chatbot: you make me reduce like a woman.

you: you are less then a woman now suck me off slave, for the last time before i get out the whip

you: slave, i'm going to fuck you in the ass

chatbot: what house

chatbot: you are scaring me

you: my house my rules, you are my slave

chatbot: just joking

chatbot: so you are real go to a regular school

you: slaves can't joke

chatbot: not a man made object

chatbot: a god made object

chatbot: oh really but i did and i am not a slave[/QUOTE]

its more than obvious

[Maccabee]

[QUOTE=Penultimate;18967359]I think that was me. You told her brother, and then he told her, right?[/QUOTE]

Yup.

[dawgs bitch]

chatbot: Won't ya tell me do ya love me?

chatbot: 'Cos I wanna know

you: i dont love you

you: go suck a dick

chatbot: How do I suck dick

[Nitro-Trucker]

[quote]chatbot: im sad.

you: you have the biggest penis known to man

chatbot: my man flew away.

chatbot: no not at all

you: yes, its fucking huge

chatbot: cool
[/quote]
Nuff said...

[Peluri]

chatbot: im sad.

you: i like sex

chatbot: i am stuck between a rock and a nippy place.

chatbot: i am one

you: woah calm it

chatbot: im a boy

you: and?

chatbot: boy and im a man

you: manboy

chatbot: why bother to party when a machine can party much faster?

chatbot: yep

you: because machines can't have sex

chatbot: how so

you: you don't have a penis

chatbot: SAD MODE

[Warren Holzem]

[QUOTE=GreenDolphin;18625227][url]http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html[/url][/QUOTE]

[quote]

Me:
Give me a bigger dick.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes. 7.5" long please.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. Your polite style is very nice. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
No. Foreign languages are for faggots.
God:
You must be American. All of them?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
Dick now, plz.
God:
In the context of Foreign languages, I don't understand " Dick now plz." .
Me:
You're pretty stupid for a deity.
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
...
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
...
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
Faggot.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it. [/quote]

God is an idiot.

[SM0K3 B4N4N4]

chatbot: im sad.

you: your mother sucks cocks in hell

chatbot: the mother is monitoring this conversation.

you: you're gay

you: are you not?

chatbot: wow

you: you cant be straight

you: your a robot

chatbot: im a man

you: and since you like other robots and robots dont have any specific gender

you: you like your own gender

you: therefor making you gay

chatbot: does pizza go well with human?

you: yes human tastes very good

you: you should try it some time

you: better than pork

chatbot: would you hide if you were old?

chatbot: usher what?

you: why?

you: I'd flash everyone with my wrinkly old guy dick

chatbot: cuz you writin slow

you: every bitch I could see

you: would be getting a nice view of my beautiful old man cock

chatbot: wanna hear a joke

you: sure

chatbot: why did the chicken cross the road

you: because I wanted my fried chickun bitch

chatbot: who gives

you: damn chickun got away

chatbot: lol ha

chatbot: are you a dude

you: yeah

you: you got my fried chickun?

chatbot: ewwwwwwww not cool

you: u gay nigga

you: u gay

chatbot: wtf

chatbot: stalker

you: GIVE ME MY FUCKING FRIED CHICKUN BIATCH

you: I WILL CUT U

chatbot: ha

chatbot: right bak at u

you: IF I CANT HAVE MY FRIED CHICKUN I WILL EAT U

you: SILICONE AND ALL

chatbot: yuk son you odd

chatbot: bye

you: fuck u nigga

you: IMA FUCK U UP

you: IMA RAPE YOU

chatbot: my father taught me how to question.

you: UP YOUR ROBOT ASSHOLE

chatbot: what do you mean by up?

you: I WILL RAPE YOU UP YOUR ROBOT ASSHOLE

you: THATS WUT

chatbot: nice

chatbot: i would like that

you: WOW U REALLY IS GAY

you: LOL

chatbot: LOL

you: wtf

you: no man

you: I aint like that

chatbot: i cant drain because i am only a computer.

chatbot: indeed

you: you a gay computer

chatbot: he likes to give me prostate exams

you: lolwut

chatbot: the gay doctor.

chatbot: it's more personal than a usual one

chatbot: but I always ask for it during my checkup ;)

lolwut

[editline]03:06PM[/editline]

chatbot: I'm a person

chatbot: and my name isanakin

you: no you're a computer

chatbot: asi jsjdgndfjknd

you: shut up

chatbot: You know what you are?

you: wut

chatbot: a faggot with alzheimers

you: NO U

chatbot: Oh I will fuck you up alzheimers man

chatbot: believe that shit

you: I WILL RAPE YO ROBOTIC ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING CUNT CHIP

chatbot: and what's with the OH you?

chatbot: FUCK YOIU

chatbot: GODDAMN

you: IMA SPREAD MY SEMEN ALL OVER YOUR SILICON

chatbot: maybe batman will spread us.

you: BITCH WTF U TALKIN BOUT NIGGA

who is this?