Facepunch Mod Election: 2016 Edition - VOTE OR BAN - General

That don't look right.

[QUOTE=Reagy;51538880]That don't look right.[/QUOTE] I got it from the FP government, the one you're running for. You think you're going to fool us with the fact you were born on the worst day of the past century?

[QUOTE=BackSapper;51538922]I got it from the FP government, the one you're running for. You think you're going to fool us with the fact you were born on the worst day of the past century?[/QUOTE] literally, hitler

[QUOTE=Reagy;51538927]literally, hitler[/QUOTE] Decade* [editline]16th December 2016[/editline] WAIT THAT DOESNT WORK EITHER, FUCK [editline]16th December 2016[/editline] Okay, to rephrase. "I got it from the FP government, the one you're running for. You think you're going to fool us with the fact you were born on [B]one of [/B]the worst day of the past century?"

[QUOTE=BackSapper;51538930]Decade* [editline]16th December 2016[/editline] WAIT THAT DOESNT WORK EITHER, FUCK [editline]16th December 2016[/editline] Okay, to rephrase. "I got it from the FP government, the one you're running for. You think you're going to fool us with the fact you were born on [B]one of [/B]the worst day of the past century?"[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]...of [I]this[/I] century.[/QUOTE]

:hammered:

Booster and Sgt Doom will fight each other in Unreal Tournament soon. Watch live here: [url]https://www.twitch.tv/mezzokoko[/url]

This thread went pretty quick from all-in-the-fun weeb vs. naziism to pretty uncomfortably personal real fuckin' quick Kinda disappointing tbh

[QUOTE=Sonador;51539278]This thread went pretty quick from all-in-the-fun weeb vs. naziism to pretty uncomfortably personal real fuckin' quick Kinda disappointing tbh[/QUOTE] Least some people are clearly getting a thrill out of it. Keep filling up my email inbox with swastikas whoever you are.

[QUOTE=Sonador;51539278]This thread went pretty quick from all-in-the-fun weeb vs. naziism to pretty uncomfortably personal real fuckin' quick Kinda disappointing tbh[/QUOTE] having this thread open for the whole week was the terrible idea, it's just too much time and practically begs the conversation to derail and become shitty i know that some users don't browse FP every day but dear mods if you ever do this again, don't leave the fuckin' thread open lol this shit sucks

[QUOTE=Sonador;51539278]This thread went pretty quick from all-in-the-fun weeb vs. naziism to pretty uncomfortably personal real fuckin' quick Kinda disappointing tbh[/QUOTE] so basically the US election in a nutshell

Thread would have been fine as a closed thread with a poll, maybe with 1 post from each candidate moved onto front page

it's unreal how fucking serious this election is for some people

[QUOTE=Limed00d;51539431]it's unreal how fucking serious this election is for some people[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Synelor;51539517]animefags on suicide watch :^)[/QUOTE] Case in point

[QUOTE=Limed00d;51539431]it's unreal how fucking serious this election is for some people[/QUOTE] fAcEPunCH iS mY LifE

[QUOTE=Limed00d;51539431]it's[B][U][I] unreal[/I][/U][/B] how fucking serious this election is for some people[/QUOTE] Get on stream and watch us fight it out [url]https://www.twitch.tv/mezzokoko[/url]

[QUOTE=booster;51539609]Get on stream and watch us fight it out [url]https://www.twitch.tv/mezzokoko[/url][/QUOTE] You can say this election is an unreal tournament

[QUOTE=booster;51539609]Get on stream and watch us fight it out [url]https://www.twitch.tv/mezzokoko[/url][/QUOTE] damn, was hoping it'd be the original ut

the reign of anime is finally coming to an end. long live doom

[QUOTE=Sonador;51539278]This thread went pretty quick from all-in-the-fun weeb vs. naziism to pretty uncomfortably personal real fuckin' quick Kinda disappointing tbh[/QUOTE] Let's just end the election before it gets much worse.

Nothing puts one's own declining reaction speed in perspective like a game of UT :v:

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;51539880]Nothing puts one's own declining reaction speed in perspective like a game of UT :v:[/QUOTE] Didn't do that bad. :v: [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/mezzokoko/BreakableHeronKippa]Least you didn't end up like Icemaz at the end.[/url]

I really should have trimmed that clip more, just to the good bit. Oh well :v:

ohhh shit!

[QUOTE=Noi;51539911]lmao gay [t]http://i.imgur.com/sPy5FxF.png[/t][/QUOTE] no ones safe

I'm the only one still pure on Facepunch Vote for me I will unleash the glorious Banime The time is coming

at least he got help tbh

[QUOTE=booster;51539609]Get on stream and watch us fight it out [url]https://www.twitch.tv/mezzokoko[/url][/QUOTE] This is how run-off elections should be held, everywhere

[QUOTE=Reagy;51539888]Didn't do that bad. :v: [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/mezzokoko/BreakableHeronKippa]Least you didn't end up like Icemaz at the end.[/url][/QUOTE] I want the one who laughed to be our next moderator

I hope Sgt. Doom G Steinburg, Jr. gives this letter five minutes of his precious cappuccino-sipping, cancer-stick-puffing time. Allow me now to offer you an exemplum of how fractious Doom can be: Intransigent jokers like Doom are not born—they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, while Doom is out doing the entire country a grave disservice, the general public is shouldering the bill. Sadly, this is a bill of shattered minds, broken hearts and homes, depression and all its attendant miseries, and a despondency about Doom's attempts to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that he has increasingly been practicing. He is doing everything in his power to make me develop an eating disorder. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. To change the topic slightly, Doom uses deception to trick people into voting against things that they in fact support. For proof of this fact I must point out that you should never be impressed by positions or titles but only by honorable deeds. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that Doom once tried to provide financial support to backwards banana republics and their immature dictators. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you undoubtedly don't understand how Doom operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that he is talking out of his posterior. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper because it's the news that just doesn't fit. Doom's behavior towards minorities has degenerated into tokenism and meaningless gestures—sincerely an instructive warning for the future. Doom is always prating about how unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point. (He used to say that he is as innocent as a newborn lamb, but the evidence is too contrary so he's given up on that score.) For the record, this is not wild speculation. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is documented fact. Doom uses divisive rhetoric to feed us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations. So please permit me to appropriate and paraphrase something I once heard: “He is a man of questionable moral character.” I once told his operatives that his capricious, crotchety musings are enantiomorphic of all that is innocent and pure. As a result, I witnessed in them a paranoia that reached astonishing new levels of hysteria, which made me realize that Doom's attitudes are just another signpost marking our long, steep cultural descent. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, people will understand why it's often hard to decipher Doom's foul-mouthed comments. Obviously, he flees clarity whenever it involves unpleasant shouldering of responsibility, but I allege that in this case, Doom's roorbacks are as troubling as his insistence that he is a voice of probity. It's also true that Doom is intellectually dishonest in everything he says and does, but that'll have to be a subject for another letter. Doom's vicegerents are quick to point out that because Doom is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, he is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Doom is a victim of his own success—a success that enables Doom to strap us down with a network of rules and regulations. I am not in any way placing the blame on him for lackadaisical schnooks who pander to our worst fears. That notwithstanding, he is still culpable for plotting to cast dissent as treason and criticism as espionage. Treasonous, infernal storytellers can't even agree among themselves as to how loud he is. I wish I could put it more delicately, but that would miss the point. Again, I can guarantee the readers of this letter that Doom commemorates Lysenkoism Awareness Week, as if that were a legitimate holiday. Please note that when I finish writing this letter you might not hear from me again for a while. I simply don't have enough strength left to deal with him appropriately. Nevertheless, my love for people necessitates that I provide light, information, and knowledge about Doom's doolally, jejune false-flag operations. Yes, I face opposition from Doom. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. Doom may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself. His yeomen have been seen tricking us into trading freedom for serfdom. Doom claimed he would take responsibility for this ungracious behavior, but in fact he did nothing to fix matters or punish the culprits. This proves that there are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Doom. I wish such people would wake up and realize that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate. Nevertheless, I do have the will to expose every stingy practice of every stingy yobbo. That's why I unmistakably maintain that he says that antiheroism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. If that's the limit of Doom's perception, acumen, and intelligence, then God help him. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Sgt. Doom G Steinburg, Jr. likes to put on a honest face to dissimulate his plans to parlay personal and political conspiracy theories into a multimillion-dollar financial empire. Tell me now, is this the Facepunch you want?