[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;34030296]Your fucking avatar makes your entire misunderstanding hilarious.
"Wots so funny about lodsemone?"
Let the man wop his wad. Or is it wallet?[/QUOTE]
i killed a man in 'nam for this avatar
This is a funny experience me and my friends had stoned at 2 AM on a summer night.
Smoked a couple bowls behind my friends house. We were all baked it was a summer night my parents were sleeping didn't know or care where I was, so me my friends Matt, Jeff and Kyle go walking around, we end up bumping into our dealers and bought some more bud, and they ran out of town to go get it, well we went and chilled on top of the daycare. I remember taking a video of my friend Matt being a dumb ass and jumping off it. Pretty funny lol. Well they call us and tell us to walk out of town to go get it, so we do, and their being stupid speeding from one end of the road to the other with their lights turned off, and a fucking cop pulls up right when we were grabbing the bag from them, The cop turns on his lights, and gets out of the car and tells me and my friends to put our hands up and go to the side of the road, well he goes and checks my dealer and his buddy, Witch thank god they didn't check under their hats (Some weird reason Don't know why) Because one had a big bag under his hat, and the other had 6 hydrocodone pills in his hat. They were gonna check me and my friends but we were minors so they couldn't pat us down or anything, but Kyle and Matt being so paranoid, Kyle threw his lighter in the ditch, and Matt threw his Pipe and a bag of green into the ditch. The cop ended up searching through the car finding Brass Knuckles, a bat, 3 Home made bongs, and a dragon Pipe. The cop put us in the back of the cop car, but my dealer and his buddy got sent off with a warning just found paraphernalia and a weapon registered to him. The officer knew were all baked, sent my friends into their house and dropped me off at my house, knocked on my door waking up my mom, and after they talk for a while, my mom just turns to me and says "Get to bed you stoned fucker.."
Must say.. Being in the back of that cop car was a bad trip. l:
Like I've smoked weed a few times, but today I was fucking out of it. My friend knows a guy and we all smoked together. They took a few hits from a gas mask, but I wasn't about to try that because it looked trippy as fuck. The we put water in the piece and now I know what my new favorite piece is. But we smoked like four of five bowls and near the end I knew I was feeling it. I just felt so good and then I realized I'd have to stand up soon. My legs were so numb, I knew it would be really weird standing up. So I was delayed like 10 seconds from my friends but then I got up and stood in his backyard and I was so good. I was absorbing the feeling because before when I smoked, I just felt good. But this time I felt out of body. Like, my vision felt cinematic. My body felt sludgy, and I would have to step around in place a lot, if wording it like that made any sense. My eyesight felt sluggish, like I couldn't whip my eyesight in a certain direction. It was all smooth and connected. I couldn't imagine ever coming down from it. I was smiling the whole time because it was awesome, and my friend was just laughing at me. I told him "I can't even tell you right now" and he thought it was the funniest thing, and yeah I was trying to be funny but serious because I wouldn't be able to even tell him how high I felt. Like it was so god damn strong. Everything we did didn't feel real. Like sitting down on the bench outside felt like as if it didn't even happen. Which reminds me, anything I laid on felt soft, like leaning on the corner of the wall felt like I was on a bed, and I just sunk into anything I sat or laid on. And it was hard getting back up because it didn't feel like I could at first. Then we left my friend's friend's house and listened to his car's fucking amazing bass speakers. Then we went to my friend's house and ate good shit. They played MW3 on his Xbox, but I'm shit on analog controllers so I just watched. The way they reacted when they'd flash themselves on accident was so funny. Then we hit a joint in the garage which was super nice, and I took a nap on the couch. Felt so good.
Once my friend and I smoked a fat joint and played l4d2. After about 10 minutes, I turned to him and said 'Why are we playing with no sounds?'. We've been playing on mute the whole time without realizing.
Well my story doesn't involve getting stoned, and I don't know if you could call it a story at all, but one of my friends buttfucked me and a few others from meeting fucking TOMMY CHONG. Because we live close to Vancouver, we hit up this place called the Vapor Lounge a lot. Anyone who smokes weed and lives in BC knows where it is. Anyways this friend always wants to go to the vapor lounge, and always invites me and like 3 others to go pretty much every week. Well for whatever buttfuck reason he decided to go with his "friend" that he spends an unusual amount of time with and go on pretty much a date to the vapor lounge. He gets there and who else does he fucking see in the back, non other than Tommy motherfucking Chong. Apparently Jodie Emery was there too and there was a whole interview happening and everything. The kid even got a picture with Chong. I'm still so chapped that he jew'd us all out of meeting someone that stoners dream about.
Haha Tommy Chong graduated from the highschool across the street from mine
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