[QUOTE=hypno-toad;19317252]It is up until the point where you puke on a friends couch and have to lay in bed sick for 3 hours.
You simply haven't abused your body enough. You gotta break the liver in a bit before you get a proper hangover.[/QUOTE]
Them sound like fightin words, boi.
You askin fer a challenge?
My resolution is to not make a resolution.
Paradox time!
[QUOTE=Fork-H;19317286]Them sound like fightin words, boi.
You askin fer a challenge?[/QUOTE]
lol, I'm just telling you a nasty hangover is a very unpleasant experience.
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Get better marks in school
Masturbate erryday
Eat every item on the McDonald's menu once
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Grades
Challenge myself to something I not usually do
Reinforce relationships that are quite weak.
1. Hit the 5 minute mile again. (At 6 atm)
2. Make and consume "special" brownies.
3. Work to overcome my depression and intrusive thoughts.
3 resolutions eh? ATi Eyefinity anyone?
To have a long relationship with my new girlfriend.
befriend a foe
betray the friend
kill someone
repeat next year
Get all A's and B+'s in my final year of school.
Challenge mode on.
Not to say 'lol' unless I actually laugh out loud.
to fuck bitches n get money
Lose some weight lol
And by some I mean a lot.
and by a lot I mean a metric fuckton.
And by lose weight I mean post on facepunch more.
[QUOTE=Bubbaluke;19318160]Lose some weight lol
And by some I mean a lot.
and by a lot I mean a metric fuckton.
And by lose weight I mean post on facepunch more.[/QUOTE]
good luck, that sounds like a challenge :0
Learn to dance (I'm talking about some form of 'formal' or interesting dancing like Salsa or Tango)
Learn to cook (Everyone should know how to cook SOMETHING beyond PB and J sandwhiches)
Learn to play an instrument (Guitar)
These are the three things I believe everyone man should be able to accomplish in their lifetime and I look forward to attempting to do each one. Although I'll more than likely not fulfill any of them (who honestly focuses on their New Year resolutions?), I would like to post it here to remain optimistic.
Real resolutions;
Stay single and don't fool around with anyone.
Learn swing dancing.
Get started on my acting/standup careers.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4o5_mbauc[/url]
This is a video I made of my resolutions.
one, get laid
two, get fucked
three, get shagged
@autoturret, thats so sweet, now go kill yourself please.
my resolution is to smoke weed everyday!!
1.Try harder in school
2.Eat healthier
3.Score a date with the girl I like
4.Stop being a dick
5.Stop peeing in the trashcan whenever I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom
[QUOTE=PooInTheLoo;19334529]1.Try harder in school
2.Eat healthier
3.Score a date with the girl I like
4.Stop being a dick
5.Stop peeing in the trashcan whenever I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom[/QUOTE]
wow
Oh yea, I forgot another one. It's to stop calling people niggers but I know I'll fail to keep that resolution.
Get a girlfriend.
Be Funnier.
Get a Girlfriend.
Try to get C's or above.
If those don't work, find the Blue Fairy.
1. Lose some goddamn weight, you fatass.
2. Get laid
3. TBA
Get a six pack! :clint:
Try do acualy do something this year..
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