• New Year's Resolutions ??
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[QUOTE=hypno-toad;19317252]It is up until the point where you puke on a friends couch and have to lay in bed sick for 3 hours. You simply haven't abused your body enough. You gotta break the liver in a bit before you get a proper hangover.[/QUOTE] Them sound like fightin words, boi. You askin fer a challenge?
My resolution is to not make a resolution. Paradox time!
[QUOTE=Fork-H;19317286]Them sound like fightin words, boi. You askin fer a challenge?[/QUOTE] lol, I'm just telling you a nasty hangover is a very unpleasant experience.
1440x900 Not mentioned yet :smug:
Get better marks in school Masturbate erryday Eat every item on the McDonald's menu once
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Grades Challenge myself to something I not usually do Reinforce relationships that are quite weak.
1. Hit the 5 minute mile again. (At 6 atm) 2. Make and consume "special" brownies. 3. Work to overcome my depression and intrusive thoughts.
3 resolutions eh? ATi Eyefinity anyone?
To have a long relationship with my new girlfriend.
befriend a foe betray the friend kill someone repeat next year
Get all A's and B+'s in my final year of school. Challenge mode on.
Not to say 'lol' unless I actually laugh out loud.
to fuck bitches n get money
Lose some weight lol And by some I mean a lot. and by a lot I mean a metric fuckton. And by lose weight I mean post on facepunch more.
[QUOTE=Bubbaluke;19318160]Lose some weight lol And by some I mean a lot. and by a lot I mean a metric fuckton. And by lose weight I mean post on facepunch more.[/QUOTE] good luck, that sounds like a challenge :0
Learn to dance (I'm talking about some form of 'formal' or interesting dancing like Salsa or Tango) Learn to cook (Everyone should know how to cook SOMETHING beyond PB and J sandwhiches) Learn to play an instrument (Guitar) These are the three things I believe everyone man should be able to accomplish in their lifetime and I look forward to attempting to do each one. Although I'll more than likely not fulfill any of them (who honestly focuses on their New Year resolutions?), I would like to post it here to remain optimistic.
Real resolutions; Stay single and don't fool around with anyone. Learn swing dancing. Get started on my acting/standup careers.
[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;19317413]800x600[/QUOTE] Already there, man.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4o5_mbauc[/url] This is a video I made of my resolutions.
one, get laid two, get fucked three, get shagged @autoturret, thats so sweet, now go kill yourself please.
my resolution is to smoke weed everyday!!
1.Try harder in school 2.Eat healthier 3.Score a date with the girl I like 4.Stop being a dick 5.Stop peeing in the trashcan whenever I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom
[QUOTE=PooInTheLoo;19334529]1.Try harder in school 2.Eat healthier 3.Score a date with the girl I like 4.Stop being a dick 5.Stop peeing in the trashcan whenever I'm too lazy to go to the bathroom[/QUOTE] wow
Oh yea, I forgot another one. It's to stop calling people niggers but I know I'll fail to keep that resolution.
Get a girlfriend.
Be Funnier. Get a Girlfriend. Try to get C's or above. If those don't work, find the Blue Fairy.
1. Lose some goddamn weight, you fatass. 2. Get laid 3. TBA
Get a six pack! :clint:
Try do acualy do something this year..
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