• [Really fucking interactive] Getting away with murder 2
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Lick America's ass. Fap on Canada, piss on Mexico. I kept the countries close by so you don't have to do much work.
bomb iraq
[QUOTE=Piness;25112990]Go to masuria and suck the cock of the chieftain of one of the natives.[/QUOTE] Great idea , you rush to the airport . [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/949088Money.PNG[/IMG] Some unclean bitch at the airport tells you that you'll have to swap currency for tickets . This however you don't have . [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/548305Whatnoaw.PNG[/IMG] What now ?!
Perform annulingus in exchange for tickets.
Dance. DANCE LIKE YOU NEVER DUNCED BEFORE. And I dunce dunce dunce.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;25136803]Dance. DANCE LIKE YOU NEVER DUNCED BEFORE.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.picasion.com/pic30/98dda2bc513c32af2b8fff067d42e5a1.gif[/IMG] You dunce [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/493950Thecopz.PNG[/IMG] How rude she just left while you were duncing so gracefully !
Chuck Norris kick the Cop
[QUOTE=Black;25178036]Chuck Norris kick the Cop[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/888266headkick.PNG[/IMG] Bam [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/920137cumerinfaceer.PNG[/IMG] More police will come soon , what would be the best way to act now !?
Grow two muscular hands to fight off the enemy [IMG]http://www.mspaforums.com/images/smilies/apple.gif[/IMG]
No.
Uh... Approach [B]BLACK SMITH[/B] Craft [B] THE ULTIMATE WEAPON [/B]
[QUOTE=Black;25180355]Uh... Approach [B]BLACK SMITH[/B] Craft [B] THE ULTIMATE WEAPON [/B][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/797597Aproaching.PNG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/856732Sword.PNG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/356303noaw.PNG[/IMG] Okay and now ?
[B]SLICE[/B] off Blacksmith's Boner with your newly [B]ULTIMATE WEAPON[/B] Collect as trophy like a [B]PRO[/B] [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogc00l.gif[/IMG]
And then Alchemize the Blacksmith's Boner with your ULTIMATE WEAPON DICKSWOOOOOOOORD!
Deliver the black smith a punt to the skull
Chop the blacksmiths head off, and eat it like your starving to death.
Kill Blacksmith and uses it skin as disguise.
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;25242627]Kill Blacksmith and uses it skin as disguise.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/044914Dickuiese.PNG[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/578800Belongings.PNG[/IMG] You quickly steal his identity and belongings , now just don't act suspicious AT ALL+ [editline]04:40PM[/editline] You still have the sword btw
Act suspicious around town
Eat. Just eat. Everything!
Add an inventory system where you can see your current belongings
Go on a decapitating rampage through town screaming random crap.
Shave off the beard and glue it to random locations on your head and terrorizes the locals in a haphazard manner.
[QUOTE=fredstin22;25328438]Sell your sword[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/913322barter.PNG[/IMG] Wow that thing is worth allot in barter ! [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/176822smugizard.PNG[/IMG] You sold it , you are now the richest man in the land . Everybody will know you ! [IMG]http://www.truploader.com/uploads/485242Oshit%21.PNG[/IMG] Oh no ! If you're that famous the police will find you in no time ! You need to spend all your money before you get media attention !
Spend all your money on every single prositute in the world.
Spend all of the money on [b]one[/b] prostitute
[QUOTE=medal-12;25329871]Spend all of the money on [b]one[/b] prostitute[/QUOTE] prostitute 4 life.
now the question is 1 $999,999,999,999,999,999 dollar hooker? OR 999,999,999,999,999,999 $1 Hooker? (i don't have the euro sign.)
[QUOTE=Evil-Muffin;25334658]now the question is 1 £999,999,999,999,999,999 dollar hooker? OR 999,999,999,999,999,999 £1 Hooker? (i don't have the euro sign.)[/QUOTE] Tah-Dah :downs:
okay ill do that one but i dont konw howe to draw a prostitut . u all need to post a picture of yer moms
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