Your worst joke(s). - General

The Lesbians next door got me a Rolex for my Birthday. It was nice of them, but I think they missunderstood me when I said: "I wanna' watch." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the gay guy on the patch? He's down to four butts a day!

[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;18072252]Long story Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone.Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!", he ran over the snake.[/QUOTE] So that whole story was just to setup that dumb pun at the end? [sp]Well done[/sp]

What's funnier than a dead baby? [sp]Dead baby in a clown suit[/sp]

What do Cockroaches and Black People have in common? They scatter at the light. (Searchlight)

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. How is poo and a black man the same? They both float. [editline]03:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;18072252]From another thread: retarded repost. [/QUOTE] I hated reading it once and i raged when i saw it again. Dont spread the retard virus. Dont [tab]REPOST[/tab] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Gurant))[/highlight]

why does Snoop Dogg wear an umbrella? [sp]Fo' Drizzle. [/sp] Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. [sp]Bum bum, pshh [/sp] Why did spy cross the road? [sp]Because he never really was on your side. [/sp] A man walks into a bar. [sp]Ouch. [/sp] One Tequila... [sp]Two Tequila... [/sp] [sp]Three Tequila... [/sp] [sp]Floor. [/sp] A chemist walks into a shop and says "I'd like some H2O please", the guy behind him hears this and says "I'd like some H2O too" [sp]The second man is dead. [/sp] Why did the boy draw a picture of a Snickers bar? [sp] Because he wanted a snickerdoodle. [/sp]

Better nate than lever. :Dawkins102:

What rhymes with Snoop Dogg? [sp]Dr. Dre[/sp] That's actually my favorite joke :v:.

I have 10,000+ songs, that's like more songs than the Dow Jones Industrial Average has points.

[QUOTE=CanadianBill;18073753] One Tequila... [sp]Two Tequila... [/sp] [sp]Three Tequila... [/sp] [sp]Floor. [/sp] [/QUOTE] No it's like this One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila, four! Five Tequila Six Tequila Seven Tequila, floor!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? [sp]because he had no arms![/sp]

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? [sp]he didn't lol[/sp]

What animal wears an umbrella? [sp]a raindeer[/sp]

Knock Knock. Who's There? Have you heard about the good news? NOT YOU CUNTS AGAIN!

Why did the little boy drop his icecream? [sp]He got hit by a truck[/sp]

Why did the man suddenly fall asleep? I hit him in the face with a lead pipe.

[b]Did you hear the story about a clown who tried to rob a bank? The Bank teller told him he wasn't being very funny[/b] [editline]08:17PM[/editline] [b]and did you heard a story about a gorilla who didn't get his banana? They said he went apeshit[/b]

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to put the lightbulb in, and two to throw Feces at each other

What do you call Cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

[QUOTE=Oppy;18076746]What do you call Cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.[/QUOTE] aahh a girl told me that today. it was STUPID I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, [sp]Superman.[/sp]

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted. What is the similarity between apples and oranges? [sp] They're not bananas [/sp]

How do you make Lady GaGa cry? [sp]You put on your pokerface.[/sp]

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? [sp] Pokerface [/sp]

[QUOTE=PawsChrysomber;18077551]Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was a salted. [sp] They're not bananas [/sp][/QUOTE] it's "assaulted" ! ...tss yeah ok...supposed to be worst

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10 1 to screw it in 1 to write a poem about it 8 to cry about the poem

Wanna hear a joke? [sp]Down Syndrome[/sp]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? [sp]Where's my tractor?[/sp]

Knock, knock [sp] come in the door's open! [/sp] Why did the boy fall off his bike? [sp] because someone threw a fridge at him [/sp] c'mon my 5 year old sister told me the second one.

[QUOTE=CanadianBill;18073753] One Tequila... Two Tequila... Three Tequila... Floor.[/QUOTE] You are all wrong. It's One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila Floor Tequila

Why do women close their eyes during sex? [sp]They can't stand seeing a guy have a good time[/sp]