Your worst joke(s).

[zorkypoo]

What do you call something blue that smells like red paint?

[sp] Blue paint [/sp]

[Oktoberman!]

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;18061058]Why did MasterF3n cross the road?

[sp]because he had a chicken tied to his willy[/sp][/QUOTE]

the chicken would suffocate in the folds of fat

[DoomsDayDan]

How do you make Lady GaGa cry?
[sp]Cut off her penis[/sp]

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting falcon"
"Interrupting falcon-"
"[highlight]PUNCH!!![/highlight]"

[Zilo]

What do does a black man scream before he runs from the cops

[sp]SHIT NIGGA HE FOUND DA DOPE RUN!![/sp]

[ketchup]

Say silk three times.

Silk
Silk
Silk

[sp]What do cows drink?[/sp] :v:

[maooi]

I Raped a woman last week. She kept shouting "PLEASE, THINK OF MY CHILDREN!"

[sp]Kinky Bitch[/sp]

[sp]also this joke isn't mine[/sp]

[henrietta]

Clint Eastwood is planning to make two WWII movies about the Berlin Downfall, and it will be told by two sides...

Russians:
Flags of our Comrades

Germans:
Letters from Berlin

From the movie Boiler Room: "Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock."

[Boobookittyfuck]

What's the difference between a dog and a black man?

[sp]I don't speed up when I'm driving and a dog hops in the road.[/sp]

[Scarfulhu]

What do you call a rabbit on your head?

[SP]A hare[/SP]

[Bulmer]

Say the answer first.

[sp]How do you tell an unfunny joke?[/sp]

[LameBot]

So i called Rape Advice line the other day.
Seems like it's only for victims

:geno:

[articpenguin]

How many girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
[sp]None, they make their boyfriends do it[/sp]

[Mabilis]

Q:Why did the orange cross the motorway/highway?

A:Because it wanted to play squash.

[kempiniukas]

What fish would dare to attack Mario?

[sp]A Barakoopa[/sp]

From Nintendo Power -> AVGN

[rb_pk]

Scooby Do?

[sp]were are you[/sp]

[Meatloaf]

What do you call cheese thats not yours?
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Not yours. Simple as that.

[JackHowers]

Episode 3 Has been released

*what a joke!*

[articpenguin]

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on it's head?
[sp]a quarter pounder[/sp]

[pie_is_good]

[QUOTE=ketchup;18147273]Say silk three times.

Silk
Silk
Silk

[sp]What do cows drink?[/sp] :v:[/QUOTE]

Actually baby cows do drink milk from their mother.

[Nightrazr]

I have 20 eyes, 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 heads, what am I?

[sp]A liar[/sp]

[slippp22]

facepunch

:rimshot:

[Miasmic]

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

[titopei]

Why did the 2 lesbians go to Sports Authority?

They didn't like Dicks.

[PawsChrysomber]

A mother gave birth to a baby and the nurse brought it away for the usual tests for a newborn (weight etc.) When the nurse came back she dropped the baby and started stepping on it.

The mother asked "Why are you doing this?!"

And the nurse said: [sp] lol April fools! The baby was already dead! [/sp]

[Fishke]

[QUOTE=TBleader;18069861]What do you call black people running down a mountain?
[sp] A mud slide [/sp]

What do you call it when 2 black people are in a car?
[sp] Grand theft Auto 2 [/sp]
What do you call it when 5 black people are in a car?
[sp] A drive-by [/sp]
What do you call a black person with a peg leg?
[sp] Shit on a stick (My friend told me this one)[/sp]

These go around my school. I think they are to racist to be jokes honestly. But hey you asked for my worst jokes.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - Gurant))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Hahahahah oh god.

[FartingDog]

What did the Hershey Bar say to the Twix bar?
[sp]Snicker, please![/sp]

[psyberian]

A pregnant woman was rushing home one night, and decided to cut through an alleyway to cut down time.

When she was walking through, a man came up to her with a gun, tried to mug her, and shot her in the belly, where her children were.

13 years later, all the kids were healthy until this one day;

One of he kids came up to the mom, "mommy, mommy! I just pee'd out a bullet!"

and she told him the story of that night.

The other kid came up to her and said, "mommy, mommy! I just pee'd out a bullet!"

and she told him the story of that night.

The last boy went up to her and said "mommy, mommy!" but before he could finish, his mom interrupted "let me guess, you pee'd out a bullet?"

But the boy said, "No! I was jerkin' off and I shot the dog!"

[Fire Python]

Person 1: how many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Person 2: How many?
Person 1:*screws in a light bulb* only one.

[Hail Satan]

So a seal walks into a club

[Zilo]

And gets eaten by the chinese