Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Ip.
Ip who?
You sick bastard...
(Just say it out loud to yourself if you don't get it...)
I don't get it
"Hey wanna know what happened when I played Paper Mario?"
What?
"I got a paper cut"
Why the chicken cross the road?
To try to lok like the beatles.
What's the worst game in the world ?
Garry's Mod !
What is brown and sticky?
[sp]A stick. [/sp]
What's the largest thing in the world?
:smug:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasnt. Numbers arent sentient therefore they cannot feel emotion. :razz:
You know what intense?
The circus.
What does the midget say when he runs across the grass?
My balls tickles.
A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Why do babies have soft spots on their heads?
[sp]So that you can fit 5 on a shish-kebob[/sp]
[editline]04:43PM[/editline]
A drunk guy, a fat man, and Carl Sagan walk into a bar.
The bartender goes "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A baby seal walks into a club
A magician turned into a bar
A priest, a rabbi, and a chinese guy walk into a bar.
They have a wonderful night of drinking and exchanging stories.
Do you like Oranjizz?
[img]http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm175/jakegloveslap/spongebob.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/40372-LaffyTaffyPillow.jpg[/img]
These have [b]really[/b] bad jokes on them.
[editline]05:29PM[/editline]
"why did the cactus cross the road?
[sp]It was stuck on the chickens back[/sp]"
That's what she said!
knock knock
who's there
HI ITS VINCE HERE WITH SHA-
slams door in his face
She was the bootlegger's daughter, but I loved her still.
[QUOTE=Zilo;18178803]I don't get it[/QUOTE]
I think he meant IP = i pee
What Do Russians do? [sp]They Rush In!![/sp]
When you see a German peeing what do you say? [sp]Ur A Peein![/sp]
What does an idiot say in frys? [sp]Does Blue Discs Work In A Disc player[/sp]
What do you get if you cross a shark with a rattle snake?
as far away as possible!
[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;18072252]From another thread:
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck
I actually read ALL OF IT.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("You don't need to quote EVERYTHING" - Dragon))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;18202976]Holy fuck
I actually read ALL OF IT.[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ don't quote it.
A chivalric knight asked a young lady to marry him.
She said "No"!
[sp]And the knight lived happily ever after.[/sp]
A pickle walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey! You're a pickle! What're you doing here!?" The pickle says, [sp]"Well, for starters, I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk.[/sp]
So a banker walks into a bar and
[sp] Snape kills dumbledore [/sp]
Edit:
A woman wakes up next to a knight and says to herself
[sp] What a long (k)night [/sp]
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;18206645]So a banker walks into a bar and
[sp] Snape kills dumbledore [/sp][/QUOTE]
That made my day.
:smile:
Immd
why did the cow moo?
[sp]because it wanted to[/sp]
324 sticks walk into a bar, order beers, and leave.
For the rest of his life, the bartender wonders how 324 sticks walked into his bar.
:geno:
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