It was a neat movie to watch, but the chain effects happening from one simple thing are a little overboard.
I mean, who's going to believe that a[sp]gust of wind is going to blow a tarp off it's support and the D-ring (or whatever it's called) from the tarp is going to catch a switch that turns on a giant fan which in turn will move a cart that carries so much momentum that tips over a bottle of engine oil that creates a line of oil leading straight up to drums filled with explosive material right behind the movie theater screen and having a chain of events starting from what looked like a spontaneous combustion from a cable that ends up destroying an entire mall thus killing two of the victims[/sp]?
(That run-on was intended for effect).
It's just over the top bullshit!
First was the good one, second wasn't too bad either, the third and this new one can sod off
The third one especially ventures away from the original in how deaths were 'forseen'
Original: Signs like the letters on the fridge falling off spelling eye, the new one: Abstract dream sequence, another thing that makes it bad is the movie is basically cheating, instead of weird circumstances causing the death, it's death itself, pushing or moving objects in place to do it, and that's fucking cheating and lazy, and it takes away the awesome
[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;17001020]It's RealD (stereoscopic 3D).
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No cinema movies are analygraph (coloured glasses) any more.[/QUOTE]
My friends and I were cracking jokes the whole movie about these.
Also the 3d was only good in the beginning. Most of the rest of the movie was just fuzzy when things came back "out of the screen."
I liked the bit with the gate though. That shit was funny.
Should have been called The FOURnal destination
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[QUOTE=Take_Opal;17037247]I think the people saying a pool sucking the ass of people and disembowling them is common are full of bullshit.[/QUOTE]
Your intestines are a literal part of your body, you can't suck them out of your anus because they ARE Your anus, it's physically impossible
[QUOTE=Deathbucket;17042927]Should have been called The FOURnal destination
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Your intestines are a literal part of your body, you can't suck them out of your anus because they ARE Your anus, it's physically impossible[/QUOTE]
You can be inside-out man.
Also, whose to say your intestines can't just rip near the walls of the anus and be sucked out? It's possible.
[QUOTE=Niteshifter;17041775]It was a neat movie to watch, but the chain effects happening from one simple thing are a little overboard.
I mean, who's going to believe that a[sp]gust of wind is going to blow a tarp off it's support and the D-ring (or whatever it's called) from the tarp is going to catch a switch that turns on a giant fan which in turn will move a cart that carries so much momentum that tips over a bottle of engine oil that creates a line of oil leading straight up to drums filled with explosive material right behind the movie theater screen and having a chain of events starting from what looked like a spontaneous combustion from a cable that ends up destroying an entire mall thus killing two of the victims[/sp]?
(That run-on was intended for effect).
It's just over the top bullshit![/QUOTE]
Either you've never seen the previous movies or you've just forgotten that a lot of the deaths earlier bore resemblance to Rube Goldberg Machine-esque setups.
[QUOTE=Niteshifter;17041775]It was a neat movie to watch, but the chain effects happening from one simple thing are a little overboard.
I mean, who's going to believe that a[sp]gust of wind is going to blow a tarp off it's support and the D-ring (or whatever it's called) from the tarp is going to catch a switch that turns on a giant fan which in turn will move a cart that carries so much momentum that tips over a bottle of engine oil that creates a line of oil leading straight up to drums filled with explosive material right behind the movie theater screen and having a chain of events starting from what looked like a spontaneous combustion from a cable that ends up destroying an entire mall thus killing two of the victims[/sp]?
(That run-on was intended for effect).
It's just over the top bullshit![/QUOTE]
It's like a rube goldberg machine of death.
Also can anyone explain that car wash scene to me? I haven't watched the movie but I don't see how those twirling things with wipes that hit the car would kill you.
[QUOTE=markfu;17045251]It's like a rube goldberg machine of death.
Also can anyone explain that car wash scene to me? I haven't watched the movie but I don't see how those twirling things with wipes that hit the car would kill you.[/QUOTE]
I've actually seen people lie on their car fronts when they go through the wash and come out unharmed but cold
They should've stopped making these movies after the 2nd one.
From what I've heard, one of my favorite horror series went downhill after that.
it's a shame, i remember i liked the first one because it made you guess how they were going to die. Like that kid with the razor in the bathroom and the water was creeping towards him... it made you think he was going to slash his own throat but he ended up getting killed in a completely different way. Every one of the movies since has had predictable deaths
[QUOTE=Maddude7;17045492]it's a shame, i remember i liked the first one because it made you guess how they were going to die. Like that kid with the razor in the bathroom and the water was creeping towards him... it made you think he was going to slash his own throat but he ended up getting killed in a completely different way. Every one of the movies since has had predictable deaths[/QUOTE]
Yeah it's gone from a clever suspense horror to "Haha retarded teenager died".
This movie was poopy.
This one's in 3D, man.
Fuck.
I thought it was alright, but mostly just because of the 3D. I don't see 3D movies at all really, so this film in 3D I thought made it alright. But too bad [sp]The whole movie was just a huge Rube Goldberg machine[/sp]
FD1=Awesome
FD2=Awesome
FD3=Wat
FD4=Check back later
We should send that pool death to the mythbusters and see what happens.
[QUOTE=ghuh;17054942]We should send that pool death to the mythbusters and see what happens.[/QUOTE]
There are actually a few people who had their guts sucked out of their asshole by pool filters. I haven't seen the movie but I'm guessing that they probably exaggerated it by a lot.
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[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17054994]There are actually a few people who had their guts sucked out of their asshole by pool filters. I haven't seen the movie but I'm guessing that they probably exaggerated it by a lot.
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No, i'm saying having your whole intensines pulled out. Like how much force would be needed?
[QUOTE=ghuh;17055118]No, i'm saying having your whole intensines pulled out. Like how much force would be needed?[/QUOTE]
Your whole intestine I have no idea, the girl in the story got almost all of her [I]small[/I] intestine out.
I think the true moral of the story is that, going to a NASCAR event may be harmful to your health.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17055188]Your whole intestine I have no idea, the girl in the story got almost all of her [I]small[/I] intestine out.[/QUOTE]
So if, like in the movie the force of the drain skyrocketed like in the movie, then would you say it's plausible?
i dunno
[QUOTE=ghuh;17055404][QUOTE=pie_is_good;17055188]Your whole intestine I have no idea, the girl in the story got almost all of her [I]small[/I] intestine out.[/QUOTE]
So if, like in the movie the force of the drain skyrocketed like in the movie, then would you say it's plausible?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17055672]i dunno[/QUOTE]
Movie logic =/= logic?
Human body is pretty fragile though, you'd be surprised.
This movie seriously sucked. I thought it would be awesome, but the whole plotline was just stupid. I mean really? [sp]dying in order from a vision? wat.[/sp]
The series has always been Worst possible case ever
I think it was the first one, that a chick turned on her computer, water spilled on it, causing monitor to explode and a glass shard fly into her neck, then as she reaches for a towel a bunch of knives fall on her then (i forget) house explodes.
What the fuck?
[QUOTE=mysteryman;17057424]The series has always been Worst possible case ever
I think it was the first one, that a chick turned on her computer, water spilled on it, causing monitor to explode and a glass shard fly into her neck, then as she reaches for a towel a bunch of knives fall on her then (i forget) house explodes.
What the fuck?[/QUOTE]
The first one had the guy get decapitated by a metal shard hit by a train
and a guy stranged himself with dental floss or something
[QUOTE=mysteryman;17057424]I think it was the first one, that a chick turned on her computer, water spilled on it, causing monitor to explode and a glass shard fly into her neck, then as she reaches for a towel a bunch of knives fall on her then (i forget) house explodes.[/QUOTE]
Only with a CRT.
:cool:
I lol'd soo hard at the car wash part haha it looked like she had a car for a body!
[QUOTE=wiirluvenit;17058377]I lol'd soo hard at the car wash part haha it looked like she had a car for a body![/QUOTE]
And this is the type of person who enjoys poorly written gore-fests with no original plot.
[QUOTE=Unreliable;17057753]Only with a CRT.
:cool:[/QUOTE]
the funny thing is, the water spilled on the keyboard.
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