• Help? Bathroom is daaark
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Don't sit on the toilet when it's dark monsters will come out of the toilet and go up your bum. True story
[IMG]http://www.slublog.com/archives/dday.jpg[/IMG] Suck it up, theres been worse. I was in your same shoes last night...
How can you not know the way around your house?
He could poop in a jar then dump it out his third floor window. PS: make sure it hits someone and make sure they curse to.
Try brighter lamp [img]http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7830/imga0136t.jpg[/img]
Dont you know theres a monster living in your toilets, but he only comes and when the light are out... If you can feel a finger in your ass while taking a shit, and your lights are out, you know its... him...
Use a flashlight.
Change the lightbulb? Just get a torch and fit in another lightbulb. If you don't know how to do that, then you'll die before you're 25.
Because knowing how to change a lightbulb will save your life someday. [editline]09:27PM[/editline] No I'm serious, it will.
Be a man and go. If anything attacks you blast it with piss.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;24176428]Usually if I hold a doodoo in long enough the urge goes away then comes back 5x worse later.[/QUOTE] This [editline]06:19PM[/editline] page king
I actually take a shit in the dark all the time, and I've just came from the creepy pasta thread. Sometimes, I even take a shower with the lights off cause my eyes still hurt from when I wake up.
[QUOTE=Zeloutional;24250528]I actually take a shit in the dark all the time, and [b]I've just came from the creepy pasta thread.[/b] Sometimes, I even take a shower with the lights off cause my eyes still hurt from when I wake up.[/QUOTE] You jack off to scary noodles? :v:
[QUOTE=TriigerHappy;24250779]You jack off to scary noodles? :v:[/QUOTE] You're just full of it, lol.
[QUOTE=Zeloutional;24349221]You're just full of it, lol.[/QUOTE] what if you get :zerg:'ed whiole in the dark
Lol, you're also full of it.
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