The Benefits of Swallowing Cum

[Stus67]

Looks like copy/pasta from 4chan or something.

[BiN4RY]

[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;28934744]Looks like copy/pasta from 4chan or something.[/QUOTE]

Yeah! Facepunchers can never get laid!

[Haste!]

That's fucking messed up.

[ItsGary]

Why don't you fuck her?

[Biotoxsin]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;28933378]..Uh, what. So basically, you're trying to tell us that you're a borderline rapist physcopathic nutjob who invades his girlfriend's privacy by jizzing into her shit, then you launch into a long, extremely creepy description of how you want to jizz all over her and then talk about how she's your territory? What the fuck.[/QUOTE]

It's not even his girlfriend though, which makes it even more creepy

[LooperNor]

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;28934766]Yeah! Facepunchers can never get laid![/QUOTE]

Read the thread, it is copypasta.

[Zolofto]

I don't believe this for a sec. This guy has a boyfriend not no girlfriend. Nice april fools joke right there, asshole.

[Registered User]

April... fools... ha.

[PivotDJ]

my man juice smells like chemicals

[TheSupahero]

:silent: There are no words to describe my feeling of this. OP, please say April Fools. Please.

[Dlaor-guy]

[quote]I’ve often ended up spontaneously ejaculating merely from the scent of her personal secretions.[/quote]
:what:

[DainBramageStud]

i can personally attest that cum has a very bland flavour

i award it 4 strawberries out of 10

[Rediscover]

the fuck

[bionic0n3]

Well this might be the funniest thing I read all day.

[geoface]

[QUOTE=Impracticable;28933371]:words:[/QUOTE]

tl dr; secretly a fat kid sitting in a dark room thinking up sick stories to jerk off to. Gets aroused by the fact that he thinks other people will think this is true.

[zydos]

There's nothing wrong with swallowing cum :/

I do it all the time, mine or someone elses. How UN sexy is it to watch someone spit out your load?

[Pardalis]

Fuck you, i got a boner.

[Aide]

She loves your protein.

[Andaeeee]

I'm oddly aroused.

:q:

[Rigged237]

good fake post op u funny

[Edi]

I thought it would be nutritional facts not just some crap

[Fetret]

Well duh, all of this is pretty well known. You could've just asked your mom.

[Scoob]

[QUOTE=Fetret;28935864]Well duh, all of this is pretty well known. You could've just asked your mom.[/QUOTE]

I like to post replies and not read the OP too

[Scoob]

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[Mr.Dounut]

i-

wha. .

[affersab]

Why?!