What are you thinking? V. Intestine Jump Rope - General

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18557998]i spit my juice out when i read this[/QUOTE] What flavor of juice?

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18557976]To sift through the masses of the unworthy to find true gods and goddesses among mortals.[/QUOTE] :psyduck:

Any thing happening? I am bored.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18557962]finally got this stupid bottle of pills open. ffs why do they have to make these caps so difficult to open??[/QUOTE] so kids don't open them and take the pills and DIE.

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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18557998]i spit my juice out when i read this[/QUOTE] Don't act like we didn't. Remember those one shorts I was wearing?

[QUOTE=KmScMT;18558047]so kids don't open them and take the pills and DIE.[/QUOTE] All you have to do is screw it tight...

[QUOTE=KmScMT;18558047]so kids don't open them and take the pills and DIE.[/QUOTE] im aware of that already. But this bottle has like rubik's cube locks on it. shit. [editline]01:24AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nautsabes;18558064]Don't act like we didn't. Remember those one shorts I was wearing?[/QUOTE] what are these shorts you speak of? :c

[QUOTE=Suttles;18558066]All you have to do is screw it tight...[/QUOTE] That may or may not be what she has said.

Anyone else feel a bit melancholy?

[QUOTE=peabrain101;18558130]Anyone else feel a bit melancholy?[/QUOTE] over here.

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18558080] what are these shorts you speak of? :c[/QUOTE] You know. [i]Those[/i] shorts. :smug:

Oh I wish I wish I was a fish

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18558109]That may or may not be what she has said.[/QUOTE] Most bottles require you to line up with a arrow, push down, and twist.

Damn it. DAMN IT.

[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;18558139]over here.[/QUOTE] Glad I'm not the only one. I hate it when old sayings are true. Misery does indeed love company.

[QUOTE=LCBADs;18558169]Damn it. DAMN IT.[/QUOTE] I hate it when random people come in here and do what you are posed to do. :cop:

Did the OIFY become secret again?

I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank

[QUOTE=Vasili;18558181]Did the OIFY become secret again?[/QUOTE] Yes. Still easy to access.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18558193]I rode a tank Held a general's rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank[/QUOTE] Pleased to meet you. I hope you guess my name.

i want to link you to the books i made but my name is on it and i dont need anymore stalkers and home wreckers in my life

I wonder how many people still use the Ticker.

[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;18558205]Pleased to meet you. I hope you guess my name.[/QUOTE] I watched with glee While your kings and queens Fought for ten decades For the gods they made I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys!?" When after all It was you and me Rolling Stones had some damn good lyrics

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;18558211]i want to link you to the books i made but my name is on it and i dont need anymore stalkers and home wreckers in my life[/QUOTE] Set them on fire.

I'm going to go read the Masque of Red Death for fun. Something must be wrong with me.

[QUOTE=40kplayer;18558224]I'm going to go read the Masque of Red Death for fun. Something must be wrong with me.[/QUOTE] When I get bored in class I invent math problems for myself to solve. There is something wrong with ME.

God I love Daft Punk.

What's wrong with math and Edgar Allen Poe? Nothing is wrong with you two.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18558231]When I get bored in class I invent math problems for myself to solve. There is something wrong with ME.[/QUOTE] Hell, it depends. If you have calculus in junior year, that's fine. If you are just a regular guy who's just horrendously bored and makes up math problems, that's wrong. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LCBADs;18558243]What's wrong with math and Edgar Allen Poe? Nothing is wrong with you two.[/QUOTE] I'm saying it's wrong because while Poe is awesome, I normally would be posting here or gibbing unfortunate dummies in CortexCommand.