Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] :downs: :eng99: :Dawkins102:

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921]Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] You're butthurt because they demodded you and made you a laughing stock. Your view of them is skewed right now. Fucking chill out. [url=http://www.youtube.com/SporkJunglecat]Oh yeah, please don't remove the link to your youtube/steam profiles.[/url] Stop trying to cover up your mistakes. This is the internet, everything you do can be saved, backed up, and copied, there's no going back now.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921]Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] You have to be trolling, no one in their right mind could think that Hezzy and Garry are in fact the same person in an elaborate forum Gestapo hoax to maintain order. They're hiring people because they had shitty moderators (like yourself apparently) who do stupid shit and reduce the quality of the forum they moderate.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921]Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] I don't say you're a terrible person. I only agree with the part where you suck as a moderator.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921] You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] You were a bad moderator, but not a terrible person. Just an autistic/socially deprived person who desperately wants people to like/respect him, but for obvious reasons can't do it in real life.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831921]Yes, If Hezzy and Garry were both as they seem they would be doing something instead of hiring Forum Gestapos to work under them, then humiliate numerous people. You all say I'm a terrible person, well look up to who you are fighting for.[/QUOTE] You're not a terrible person, bro. You just sucked as a mod. But hey, I like you. I'd be there to sit with you on the short bus.

He's on our vent, telling us how Hezzy is a nazi [i]man[/i]

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] You're only making yourself look like a bigger fool the more stuff you type.

[QUOTE=kittykaty;18831980]He's on our vent, telling us how Hezzy is a nazi [i]man[/i][/QUOTE] Record dat shit so we can archive it away for future lulz.

[QUOTE=kittykaty;18831980]He's on our vent, telling us how Hezzy is a nazi [i]man[/i][/QUOTE] IP please :D

spork-faggot

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;18831993]spork-faggot[/QUOTE] Now you're just flaming >:C

Ahh, spork. It seems they never follow the first rule of holes.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;18831993]spork-faggot[/QUOTE] Hey mang, don't be hatin'

[QUOTE=kittykaty;18831980]He's on our vent, telling us how Hezzy is a nazi [i]man[/i][/QUOTE] link? :)

So he got demodded because it came out that he was off his rocker?

[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;18832019]So he got demodded because it came out that he was off his rocker?[/QUOTE] No, because he was a shit mod and threw a hissy fit when Hezzy undid his cover-up attempts and gave him a title.

loel.

[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;18832019]So he got demodded because it came out that he was off his rocker?[/QUOTE] More like Hezzy Newman thought it would be quite funny to demod me for lolz. [QUOTE=kittykaty;18831980]He's on our vent, telling us how Hezzy is a nazi [i]man[/i][/QUOTE] You are also a traitor working for the Fascist Republic of Hezzy Newman.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZiRLu0cBVc[/media]

he lagged out and crashed. He called us all agents of the Hezzy nation.

this is the BEST thread I have seen for months

so can you buy that novint falcon yet

This is starting to look like an elaborate trolling attempt... or the mad ravings of an autistic person.

[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;18832019]So he got demodded because it came out that he was off his rocker?[/QUOTE]Well, you wouldn't want a batshit insane raging Fascist modding a major Internet forum, would you? I, for one, applaud Hezzy and his Allies who put up a valiant fight against the evil Axis leader, Spork-Juct, and emerged victorious to bringing freedom to the oppressed peoples of Facepunch and bring the evil Axis leader to justice.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832026]More like Hezzy Newman thought it would be quite funny to demod me for lolz. You are also a traitor working for the Fascist Republic of Hezzy Newman.[/QUOTE] I can't tell if this is all trolling or retardism.

[QUOTE=kittykaty;18832033]he lagged out and crashed. He called us all agents of the Hezzy nation.[/QUOTE] Hahaha priceless

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832026]More like Hezzy Newman thought it would be quite funny to demod me for lolz. You are also a traitor working for the Fascist Republic of Hezzy Newman.[/QUOTE] If you were any other user I'd assume you were joking.

[QUOTE=Doug52392;18832044]Well, you wouldn't want a batshit insane raging Fascist modding a major Internet forum, would you? I, for one, applaud Hezzy and his Allies who put up a valient fight against the evil Axis leader, Spork-JuCt.[/QUOTE] The Axis weren't bad people at all. It is you and your "Hezzy and the Allies" spewing your propaganda to the forum.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832053]The Axis weren't bad people at all. It is you and your "Hezzy and the Allies" spewing your fascism to the forum.[/QUOTE] Damn, I'm leaning towards trolling now. No-one could be that retarded.