Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832295]You currently seem the same way, which I could also say about the same to every person here.[/QUOTE] maybe but this is your special moment, we promise nobody else will take your limelight

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;18832294]this is the most elaborate moderator troll i've ever seen and you're all falling for it :golfclap:[/QUOTE] yeah i'd like to believe there is no way somebody can be this dumb but you'd be wrong and he is legitimately serious

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;18832242]why are you still here, you sure didn't contribute to the shithole with you fucking awful moderation, the problem isn't that you were too strict, it's the fact you are a dumb faggot and made awful decisions and got butthurt when anyone (including myself) called you out on it. there's a big difference between being strict and being a butthurt fag who throws a tantrum when he doesn't get what he wants (guess which one you are)[/QUOTE] why are you so bald

Ahahaha, I just woke up. This is amazing.

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832295]You currently seem the same way, which I could also say about the same to every person here.[/QUOTE] the difference between you and every single other person on this forum is the fact that we're not here to be cared about which is obviously why you're making such a fuss about losing the only power you had, seriously... stop avoiding questions and answer, why do you think people care about you being here, what makes you think this place remotely cares about your presence... you go on to say how you hate the internet so much, go cry elsewhere because i can't take the bawwing

I could quite possibly agree, hell, moderators who banned for personal reasons only did a better job.

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;18832325]the difference between you and every single other person on this forum is the fact that we're not here to be cared about which is obviously why you're making such a fuss about losing the only power you had, seriously... stop avoiding questions and answer, why do you think people care about you being here, what makes you think this place remotely cares about your presence...[/QUOTE]I agree, he's just trying to make a name for himself and go down in Facepunch lore. Then again, this thread only makes his story more widly known.

If I can't be a moderator, then I don't wanna be on Facepunch. That officially kills my uh thing so... Smooth talker.

Spork, stop acting like this is all some kind of fucking conspiracy or something, alright? It's an internet forum chill out broham.

This is why I love fp.

Who is this spork-junk guy. Since when was he a mod?

[QUOTE=r4nk_;18832362]Who is this spork-junk guy. Since when was he a mod?[/QUOTE] :wtc:

[QUOTE=r4nk_;18832362]Who is this spork-junk guy. Since when was he a mod?[/QUOTE] he's a butthurt ex-moderator who thinks that him being given moderator as a joke means he has some importance on here

[QUOTE=thisispain;18830394]I love FP's tar and feather threads.[/QUOTE] You would. I bet you blew a giant load as soon as you clicked the thread title.

"it's like the ss facepunch being overrun by priates and you being forced to go the way of the pirates or they'll basically throw you overboard. while the ship is sinking and on fire at the same time also being hit by giant... uh... poo bombs" "i am officially done here. yes i am applying.. screwing hezzy over and now i am going to ask why and if he bans me which i am constantly refreshing my page... uh... uh... yeah..."

i hate you spork-juct

Wow Hezzy. Shut the fuck up. I was there in the Borderlands Weapon Editor thread and that dude was being a huge ass. I personally think he deserved it. Spork-Juct is a good guy and I don't think he has done anything wrong.

Hey spork. [img]http://www.nataliedee.com/051806/not-leaving.jpg[/img]

I sort of feel bad for you Spork-Juct. High five! :frown:

It might be the lack of sleep but I can't comprehend this. My logical mind states no one can truly think this way, and that Spork is just trolling at this point. But there's this little optimistic voice in my head whispering "Yes. One man can attain this level of fail. You can take comfort in the fact that no matter how bad shit gets you will never drop that low, so sit back and laugh". I'm just glad to be a part of this epic thread.

Oh and Spork, just to piss on your little consipracy [QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18831891]2 Random pictures off the internet by 2 random people. Used as a cover-up. After all, why are Hezzy and Garry both the first 2 users, have same IP's, and access the same stuff? It's because Garry and Hezzy are the [b]SAME[/b] people.[/QUOTE] They don't have the same IP's, and hell, give me a break, Hezzy wasn't one of the first two users, he was the 700 and something user. Why is that? Because they're two different people.

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;18832411]Wow Hezzy. Shut the fuck up. I was there in the Borderlands Weapon Editor thread and that dude was being a huge ass. I personally think he deserved it. Spork-Juct is a good guy and I don't think he has done anything wrong.[/QUOTE] Please read this thread from page 6 then report back.

spork you're fighting a lost battle

"i'm off... well gues what, i am officially done, if i can't be a moderator guess what, there is no point on being on facepunch, that officially kills facepunch of my uh.. things... so why should i bother being a part of facepunch if i am just going to get yelled at, get mocked and finally uh... finally mocked at, that's like having a fire and then being uh... and then... and that's like giving.. that's like going to africa, being nice, giving away free stuff and being beat up for it, robbed of every single thing you have" epitome of articulation

[QUOTE=Not_Yet;18832457]spork you're fighting a lost battle[/QUOTE] I think he figured that when he called himself the 'Axis' fighting the 'Allied' and that everybody loses. :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=skylortrexle;18832411]Wow Hezzy. Shut the fuck up. I was there in the Borderlands Weapon Editor thread and that dude was being a huge ass. I personally think he deserved it. Spork-Juct is a good guy and I don't think he has done anything wrong.[/QUOTE] Telling the Admin of Facepunch to Shut the Fuck up. Not very smart, then again your lack of intelligence is clearly obvious with the fact that you defend Spork.

Spork-Juct - Man, Myth, Idiot.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;18832475]Telling the Admin of Facepunch to Shut the Fuck up. Not very smart, then again your lack of intelligence is clearly obvious with the fact that you defend Spork.[/QUOTE] Because you and everyone who likes Hezzy is a member of the UFHN, and is my new enemy. Whoever defends me is a member of the people who are smart enough to see through the corrupted ways.

RavenQ is also Hezzy NewmanQ!

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832482]Because you and everyone who likes Hezzy is a member of the UFHN, and is my new enemy. Whoever defends me is a member of the people who are smart enough to see through the corrupted ways.[/QUOTE] hahahahahah shut the fuck up you idiot. "enemy" hahaa