Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown
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Oh man you're hilarious, what kind of freak you must be. Holy fuck. You make it seem like this is fucking WW2 or fallout, while this [b]is just a fucking internet forum! [/b]. Holy fuck ahahhaha
Aw, he PMed me but he blocked me or something cause I can't respond.
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18832905]The users are shit, the rules are shit, and the threads are shit.
Nowadays it is threads about penis sizes and how gays are bad, followed by 12 year olds replying with idiotic replies.[/QUOTE]
:crossarms:
[QUOTE=Malumbre;18832961]You're just making it worse. Cut your losses and move on, man. Status on an internet forum doesn't get you any where in real life. Do you think gold members or mods put that on their resume or something?[/QUOTE]
hi yeah i'd like a job. if you'll notice here on my resume it notes that i am a moderator on the internet forum facepunch i think i am more than qualified for this job and frankly not hiring someone of my caliber is a poor reflection of yourself you know what i don't need this job it is below me I AM A MODERATOR ON FACEPUNCH thank you and good day
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;18832964]you have a a custom title which is better than most of us.
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I'll always be better than him regardless of name colour.
If he's implying to leave that much then why won't he leave?
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18832981]Aw, he PMed me but he blocked me or something cause I can't respond.[/QUOTE]
"ur fat and gay" /block
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;18832976]Quick everybody [I][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18824149&postcount=42]REWIND[/url][/I][/QUOTE]
Oh no he doesn't!
[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7928/themostunnecessarybulls.png[/img]
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;18832976]Quick everybody [I][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18824149&postcount=42]REWIND[/url][/I][/QUOTE]
He edited it :rolleyes:
[editline]03:25PM[/editline]
nice one angel
[QUOTE=Rusty100;18832984]hi yeah i'd like a job. if you'll notice here on my resume it notes that i am a moderator on the internet forum facepunch i think i am more than qualified for this job and frankly not hiring someone of my caliber is a poor reflection of yourself thank you and good day[/QUOTE]
"I'm sorry, you're just not what we're looking for. Thank you for your time."
"Fine, I can see this place is corrupt. You're shit, your supervisors are shit, your employees are shit. If I was running this place, it'd be perfect and I'd uh.. get the.. bring up.. raise uh the profits by 1000%. I really wanted this job but I don't need it. I'm leaving."
"What are you still doing here?"
"I have no where else to go."
[QUOTE=databee;18833010]"ur fat and gay" /block[/QUOTE]
Nah he's just disappointed in me :saddowns:
[QUOTE=databee;18832999]I'll always be better than him regardless of name colour.[/QUOTE]
You would find, his name is a minus on his status, so to put correctly, he's on the same level as us.
But then the title is also negative and makes him look like a tool so he's just above banned users.
Enjoy your rank at FP spork, you're gonna need it.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;18833021]"I'm sorry, you're just not what we're looking for. Thank you for your time."
"Fine, I can see this place is corrupt. You're shit, your supervisors are shit, your employees are shit. If I was running this place, it'd be perfect and I'd uh.. get the.. bring up.. raise uh the profits by 1000%. I really wanted this job but I don't need it. I'm leaving."
"What are you still doing here?"
"I have no where else to go."[/QUOTE]
this is 100% accurate
[QUOTE=Rusty100;18832984]hi yeah i'd like a job. if you'll notice here on my resume it notes that i am a moderator on the internet forum facepunch i think i am more than qualified for this job and frankly not hiring someone of my caliber is a poor reflection of yourself you know what i don't need this job it is below me I AM A MODERATOR ON FACEPUNCH thank you and good day[/QUOTE]
On the contrary, if there was a question like:
[QUOTE][I]3. Have you ever been in a position with alot of power? How did it go?[/I][/QUOTE]
It would be good, but Spork would drive into, as he says, [I]a brick wall made of shit,[/I] upon the "How did it go?" part.
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18833029]Nah he's just disappointed in me :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
who gives a shit
Spork have no idea what corruption means. If you did, you'd know that the mod team isn't corrupted.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;18833043]On the contrary, if there was a question like:
It would be good, but Spork would drive into, as he says, [I]a brick wall made of shit,[/I] upon the "How did it go?" part.[/QUOTE]
even with a question like that i would NEVER put "moderated an internet forum" as an answer.
Has he left yet?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;18833055]even with a question like that i would NEVER put "moderated an internet forum" as an answer.[/QUOTE]
Also, just one section and not the entirety of the forum.
Spork was elected as a joke.
[QUOTE=angelangel;18833060]Has he left yet?[/QUOTE]
He's been Left 4 Dead.
I think this thread should be locked soon, that is if spork has left yet.
Didn't he try to become a female?
I'm listening to the audio log and I hear him listening to Bon Jovi.
You deserve all of this.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;18833017]He edited it :rolleyes:
[editline]03:25PM[/editline]
nice one angel[/QUOTE]
I fixed it :D
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;18833091]I fixed it :D[/QUOTE]
:v:
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