Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown
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[QUOTE=RayvenQ;18833182]Spork, every time you edit it, I'll just edit it back.[/QUOTE]
[url]https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3863[/url]
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18833269]Spork just stop :sigh:[/QUOTE]
You made all this shit happens and you think you are still good to him...
big wtf here
I wonder how Spork will react to real life situations, if this is how he acts towards internet ones.
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18833261]So that way Hezzy Newman can laugh before banning me.[/QUOTE]
in all my time here i've seen both of them on webcams and have talked to them, not to mention i know people that hang out with them and i enough about their lives to know they're different people
you are absolutely disgustingly retarded for even considering they could be the same person
[QUOTE=Sindri335;18833274]spork uve lost all the respcect points i had for you !![/QUOTE]
jesus i thought i told you to press x for more respcect points?
[QUOTE=EDDY TT;18833279]He'll most likely rejoin under another account just to make himself look noticed again.[/QUOTE]
Lather, rinse & repeat.
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18833149]That was [b]A LONNGGGGGG[/b] time ago.[/QUOTE]
You fucking weirdo
[QUOTE=databee;18833284][url]https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3863[/url][/QUOTE]
I've got his post in a tab and the real post on my clipboard, so it's just a case of Ctrl+V
[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;18833278][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1032139/uh.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
OKAY, you are true by what you are saying
[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;18833278][url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1032139/uh.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]
I don't even want to know, it's something else that was scavenged by the UFHN spies.
Just lock the thread so he can't edit it anymore. Then PM the OP that he should be honoured by this glorious event taking place and make a new thread.
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18833306]I don't even want to know, it's something else that was scavenged by the UFHN spies.[/QUOTE]
Uh...
These stories always end in a permaban
I think Spork's title needs to be changed to Conspiracy Nut.
[quote] Never tell your password to anyone.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): do you know what you've done
Rapperkid04: Hey Spork sorry about doing this but I had to. I mean we are friends but there is one thing you should know about me. I'm a sell out. I hope we could continue to be friends and perhaps we can play that game of Crysis or perhaps go through a game of Borderlands. Who knows? For Christmas, I might help you get that Novint Falcon. It's just that there aren't many things in this world that make me happy but Gold Member is one of them. I'm truly sorry man. If it makes you feel any better I still feel queesy. I understand if you hate me, really, I do. I'm not going to hold it against you or anything. Whether or not you actually respond to me is entirely up to you. But I want you to know this. I care about you. You're one of the nicest people I've met on Facepunch and it's a shame it had to end this way. Really. It is. I hope we can get over this and continue our friendship man. No hard feelings.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntrO6-OX9k[/url]
Stay funky Spork.
Rapperkid04: I gotta get ready for school so feel free to PM me on Facepunch any other thoughts or concerns.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): YOU FUCKING SOLD YOURSELF OUT FOR THE UNITED FASICSM OF HEZZY NEWMAN
Rapperkid04: I'm sorry :C
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE UNITED DISTRICT OF THE SPORKTROOPER UNITED
Rapperkid04: I'M SORRY QUIT YELLING AT ME
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): YOU SOLD YOURSELF OUT FOR GOLD MEMBER AND HUMILIATED AT ME
Rapperkid04: I HAD NO CHOICE
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): why the fuck not
Rapperkid04: The tyranny that is that of Hezzy's rulership threatened me with strict punishment if I failed to comply
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): why did you tell hezzy you idiot
Rapperkid04: Cause I'm a sell out :C
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): you bought gold member for my sanity
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I TRUSTED YOU
Rapperkid04: If it makes you feel better I had to cry myself to sleep at like 1 AM cause my conscience made me want to kick my own ass
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): Well either way guess what
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I'm getting ready to chick my PC out a windows right now
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): chuck*
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): Go ahead
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): sell this chatlog to Hezzy
Rapperkid04: Because of an internet forum?
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I dare you
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): The last few things I've had are gone
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I have nothing
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I got nothing
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I'm a lughing stock
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): out of cash
Rapperkid04: On an internet forum... Full of what you refer to as "Autistic 12 year olds"
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): out of status
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): yes
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I've permabanned myself
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): And now GD has a thread made of mockery for me
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I appreciate you ruining me
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): goodbye
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL) is now Offline.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL) is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL) is now Online.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): what
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): do you want
Rapperkid04: I was gonna say :C
Rapperkid04: But you left.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): oh
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): well either way
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): goodbye
Rapperkid04: I assume this means we're not going to be playing Crysis?
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): you have lost my trust and are currently a member of the UFHN Gestapo
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): no
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): not now
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): not later
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): not tomorrow
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): NEVER
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): now good day to you
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I hope it was worth it
Rapperkid04: Eh it was fun while it lasted. Oh well. If you can't see past our differences... I'm not sure if you're worth being friends with
Rapperkid04: Maybe you've learned something. Everyone has a price. Mine happened to be a fancy colored name along with an animated avatar on a web forum. I'm also surprised that in your time of reading up on Hitler and Stalin you never read The Art of War and learned about how useful spies can be.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I've never realized you would be a UFHN spy the entire time
Rapperkid04: I can change :C
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): Once a spy always a spy
Rapperkid04: I'm sorry that you feel that way
Rapperkid04: After all that we've been through
Rapperkid04: All the good times we shared.
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): of what you never playing crysis and me showing up on the stream gameless
Rapperkid04: We did play games together a couple of times. How can you not remember MTA?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntrO6-OX9k[/url]
Rapperkid04: Those were the days :')
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): why the fuck should I
Rapperkid04: Because you were a moderator on our server. Because of me! You were there for us
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): I've already had one martyr in the thread
Rapperkid04: Oh?
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): Some guy permabanned ihmself after agreeing with me about how FP is a shithole and this was unfair
Rapperkid04: Well I gotta go
Rapperkid04: TTYL
Spork-JuCt (UFHN REBEL): sure I guess
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No hard feelings Spork.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntrO6-OX9k[/media]
Zing!
I want a Spork soundboard now. :(
and uh...
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18833323]No hard feelings Spork.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntrO6-OX9k[/media][/QUOTE]
[B]YOU ARE A SPY WORKING FOR THE UFHN THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME[/b]
Well, I hope you enjoy that prize/gift/whatever you got.
[QUOTE=angelangel;18833324]Zing!
I want a Spork soundboard now. :([/QUOTE]
and video game, movie and novel
IT KEEPS GETTING WORST.
:byodood:
Give rapperkid04 gold just to tickle sporks butthole.
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18833323]No hard feelings Spork.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntrO6-OX9k[/media][/QUOTE]
i hope you realise you're almost as retarded as he is
[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18833334][B]YOU ARE A SPY WORKING FOR THE UFHN THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME[/b]
Well, I hope you enjoy that prize/gift/whatever you got.[/QUOTE]
Just for the sake of argument, you never asked me to stop. You DARED me to post it. I learned in first grade that you never back down from a dare.
[QUOTE=angelangel;18833291]jesus i thought i told you to press x for more respcect points?[/QUOTE]
i.. dont understand
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