Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

[QUOTE=Howlthrug;18840954]You used a quote from AM in, "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream."[/QUOTE] Thanks fer tellin' good ole me, lad; I totally didn't know!

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18841015]No. You did one of the shittiest moves I have ever seen someone do, and so has your friend. For your personal gain you have broken me.[/QUOTE] haha you are broken

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18841015]No. You did one of the shittiest moves I have ever seen someone do, and so has your friend. For your personal gain you have broken me.[/QUOTE] Yeah I felt kinda bad for that. We still down to play some Crysis/Borderlands later?

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18841015]For your personal gain you have broken me.[/QUOTE] On the internet.

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841047]Yeah I felt kinda bad for that. We still down to play some Crysis/Borderlands later?[/QUOTE] "Fuck you and I'm going to screw you over, but want to go bowling?!?!"

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18841042]A shell of your former self.[/QUOTE] What former self? :raise:

Buy 500 $1 hookers

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18841061]"Fuck you and I'm going to screw you over, but want to go bowling?!?!"[/QUOTE] I kissed my friend's girlfriend in front of him and we still hang out. You just gotta learn to see past our differences.

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841008]Spork are we cool?[/QUOTE] YOU! /caps

[QUOTE=Spork-Juct;18841061]"Fuck you and I'm going to screw you over, but want to go bowling?!?!"[/QUOTE] Sorry cousin, I'm busy

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841072]I kissed my friend's girlfriend in front of him and we still hang out. You just gotta learn to see past our differences.[/QUOTE] These situations are not comparable. This is serious business

I been gone for 7 hours and this thread got this far? holy trunk monkeys.

Why would you want to hang out with him? His voice alone makes me want to tear my ears off.

[quote="Spork-Juct"]Therefore, according to my directives...[/quote] OH SHIT HE'S A ROBOT /caps

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841072]I kissed my friend's girlfriend in front of him and we still hang out. You just gotta learn to see past our differences.[/QUOTE] lol why do you want to be his friend

Shit guys I mean sure he's a little crazy but he's my friend. If you watched my old Justin.tv streams you could see the fun we had in MTA.

[QUOTE=Kilgannon;18841115]lol why do you want to be his friend[/QUOTE] He is cool..look at his name? Sporks are cool.

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841072]I kissed my friend's girlfriend in front of him and we still hang out. You just gotta learn to see past our differences.[/QUOTE] I'm assuming this: [list]Friend in relationship with girl.[/list] [list]Friend, Girl and You present in room/area.[/list] [list]You kiss Girl on lips.[/list] [list]Friend sees You kiss Girl on lips.[/list] How did you think that'd be something you'd even consider doing? Or do you care to expand?

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;18841044]Thanks fer tellin' good ole me, lad; I totally didn't know![/QUOTE] Thanks for telling me. :sigh:

I've got a related quote, guys and gals. WHAT IS THE GREATEST LIE EVER CREATED? WHAT IS THE MOST VICIOUS OBSCENITY EVER PERPETRATED ON MANKIND? SLAVERY? DICTATORSHIP? THE HOLOCAUST? NO. IT'S THE TOOL WITH WHICH ALL WICKEDNESS IS BUILT: ALTRUISM.

[QUOTE=SGorilla;18841136]I'm assuming this: Friend in relationship with girl. Friend, Girl and You present in room/area. You kiss Girl on lips. Friend sees You kiss Girl on lips. How did you think that'd be something you'd even consider doing? Or do you care to expand?[/QUOTE] Well actually he's not as much of my friend as he is a punching bag. It was at school. I had gotten to know his girlfriend, she wanted me more than anything so I kissed her to soothe her desire. My friend saw and I really didn't care too much.

[QUOTE=Max of S2D;18841160]I've got a related quote, guys and gals. WHAT IS THE GREATEST LIE EVER CREATED? WHAT IS THE MOST VICIOUS OBSCENITY EVER PERPETRATED ON MANKIND? SLAVERY? DICTATORSHIP? THE HOLOCAUST? NO. IT'S THE TOOL WITH WHICH ALL WICKEDNESS IS BUILT: ALTRUISM.[/QUOTE] Boo Fuuucking Hoooo [editline]05:57PM[/editline] [QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841164]Well actually he's not as much of my friend as he is a punching bag. It was at school. I had gotten to know his girlfriend, she wanted me more than anything so I kissed her to soothe her desire. My friend saw and I really didn't care too much.[/QUOTE] oh yeah I had one of those friends, I only kept him around to feel better about myself

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841164]Well actually he's not as much of my friend as he is a punching bag. It was at school. I had gotten to know his girlfriend, she wanted me more than anything so I kissed her to soothe her desire. My friend saw and I really didn't care too much.[/QUOTE] you seem like a bit of a douchebag

[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;18841215]you seem like a bit of a douchebag[/QUOTE] This thread shows that.

Spork banned me once for defending my right to like Family Guy.

[QUOTE=ShazzyFreak0;18841215]you seem like a bit of a douchebag[/QUOTE] He is [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=855625[/url]

[QUOTE=Root Beer;18841257]He is [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=855625[/url][/QUOTE] Oh that's the friend by the way.

[QUOTE=Root Beer;18841257]He is [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=855625[/url][/QUOTE] hahaha oh wow

[QUOTE=Keychain;18841254]Spork banned me once for defending my right to like Family Guy.[/QUOTE] I guess he's not all bad.

[QUOTE=rapperkid04;18841164]Well actually he's not as much of my friend as he is a punching bag. It was at school. I had gotten to know his girlfriend, she wanted me more than anything so I kissed her to soothe her desire. My friend saw and I really didn't care too much.[/QUOTE] Right, you have a weird understanding of what a friend is and how you treat friends. If I were for example friends with Mr. Spork Rewind here I wouldn't rat him out [b]without[/b] making it clear in my mind he is no longer my friend. Of course for me: [list]Nazi = Not Friend[/list] [list]Nazi Sympathizer = Not Friend[/list] So it's irrelevant anyway. Also, I can't believe I've managed to only get banned here once. And that was just because I wanted to see the Boot Camp. (Ban word)