Spork-Juct: 125% Fascist OR How I Had An Internet Breakdown - General

HAHAHAH near the end when he finds out hezzy edits his post back he flips out

[QUOTE=Benji;18830652]Is he seriously complaining that he's out money? It was his own brilliant doing to gift that much to people in the gift giving thread. Obviously he wasn't doing it just to be a nice guy, just looking for people to like him and support him so he could move up as a moderator. Nice job Spork.[/QUOTE] All he wants is fame. Like shepherd [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty/images/thumb/5/5f/Shepherd.PNG/250px-Shepherd.PNG[/img]

why is he flipping out because he has no money. if he was still a mod it doesnt mean he would be getting money

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18830519]Am I the only one who kinda feels sorry for him?:([/QUOTE] Unless there's any more Hitler clones around, no.

[QUOTE=hybrid3;18830745]why is he flipping out because he has no money. if he was still a mod it doesnt mean he would be getting money[/QUOTE] Garry doesn't pay the mods for their work. That's why Hezzy is always at work at some bar and you never see him as much as you used to back in the 07-08 days.

[quote]Dear Garry, I am here to inform you that Hezzy has just went off the last boundaries. I've asked Hezzy what/why he is doing this, but alas with no response from either PM nor MSN. Hezzy (apparently as I can see) demodded me and de-ranked me because I kept snipping a quote I said that he thought as funny, leaving me as a regular user. Like mentioned earlier I have no means of communication as now the moderator's section is blocked off to access, so I shall have to ask you: What happened with Hezzy? From, Spork-JuCt[/quote] welp i guess i had better hand in my badge and banhammer :downsowned:

oooh, we're halfway there, whooa oh, livin on a prayer [editline]08:08PM[/editline] i like the backing track this this rant

[QUOTE=Hezzy;18830762]welp i guess i had better hand in my badge and banhammer :downsowned:[/QUOTE] Ahahaha, wow. That's funny. No ways of communication? How about a PM or *gasp* posting in this thread? Edit: whoops, didn't read the PM part. my bad.

You just went off the last boundaries. Too fucking far, Hezzy. Too fucking far.

"i'm getting nothing for christmas, from anybody" i burst out laughing at that

[QUOTE=helpiminabox;18830780]Ahahaha, wow. That's funny. No ways of communication? How about a PM or *gasp* posting in this thread? Edit: whoops, didn't read the PM part. my bad.[/QUOTE] Well he can't post cuz then people will see his title. Also Hezzy is cool. -snip- :v:

rapperkid should get gold i reckon

[QUOTE=Dr Smashy;18830796] I disagree, this is fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE] He was joking.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;18830762]welp i guess i had better hand in my badge and banhammer :downsowned:[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you just took away his entire life hezzy. I wonder what Spork has planned after this? After all, he's supposedly done with FP for good now that he's not a mod.

i also like how he said rapperkid was one of the few people he could trust

It's things like these that make FP so queer.

Taking bets on when and how the suicide will happen.

(in a good way)

[QUOTE=Skippy!;18830824]Taking bets on when and how the suicide will happen.[/QUOTE] He'll kill himself while jerking off to this thread.

So, uh, can I have his position?

[QUOTE=Trumath;18830839]He'll kill himself while jerking off to this thread.[/QUOTE] david carradine style

"They've taken my money, they've taken my dignity. Being a Facepunch Moderator is all I have left." "Being stupid leads to bad stuff." "I'm pretty much guaranteed that I'm getting nothing for Christmas." Yep, he's going to kill himself.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;18830851]david carradine style[/QUOTE] too soon man

[QUOTE=Hezzy;18830762]welp i guess i had better hand in my badge and banhammer :downsowned:[/QUOTE] Ahahahaha

Does that mean if i troll i'll get mod? (I already rated myself dumb.)

[QUOTE=CandleJack.;18830868]Does that mean if i troll i'll get mod? (I already rated myself dumb.)[/QUOTE] Yes

[QUOTE=RedStar;18830761]Garry doesn't pay the mods for their work. That's why Hezzy is always at work at some bar and you never see him as much as you used to back in the 07-08 days.[/QUOTE] ummmmm you misread my post hes whining about his money because now he cant get anything for christmas, but even if he was still mod it wouldnt make a difference because he still wouldnt have any money because he was stupid enough to spend 800 buckets on a bunch of strangers

whoa

He's got a point about FP's quality. It used to be awesome a few years back, now it's just filled with children who try too hard to be funny.

"The mods are just watching Facepunch crumble into itself." "I feel like deleting every Facepunch user, except the few that I trust." "I just hate the internet in general." "Unrealistic? Maybe. Possible? Always." "This site is the failed abortion of the internet."